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♪ Oh, Santa Claus is coming round ♪
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♪ He's coming round tonight ♪
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♪ Here comes Santa Claus,
here comes Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪
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♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
are pulling on the rein ♪
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{\an8}♪ Bells are ringing
and children are singing ♪
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{\an8}♪ And all is merry and bright ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hang your stocking
and say your prayers ♪
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♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight ♪
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♪ Oh, here comes Santa Claus ♪
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♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
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- ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪
- ♪ Da-ra-di-da-ra ♪
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♪ He's got a bag that's filled with toys
for the boys and girls again ♪
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♪ Da-ra-di-da-ra ♪
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♪ Hear those sleigh bells,
jingle-jangle-jingle ♪
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- ♪ Oh, gosh, what a beautiful sight ♪
- ♪ Ah ♪
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♪ So jump in bed and cover up your head ♪
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♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is coming tonight ♪
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♪ Oh, here comes Santa Claus,
here comes Santa Claus...
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Oh, sorry, Uncle Rick.
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Excuse me.
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What is this?
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Like I said, we're being played.
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Now, pay up.
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How'd you even find this stuff?
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I can find anything or anyone.
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Then why can't you find your dad?
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Hilarious, Gene.
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Look, I don't know what all this stuff is,
but Santa is coming tonight.
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Okay, can we talk about that for a minute?
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Jack O'Malley.
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Kids, go downstairs.
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Not you.
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What are you doing, pal?
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Look, we love having you here
for the holidays,
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but what are you telling your cousins?
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The cold, hard truth.
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Cold, hard truth?
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Jack, these are presents, yes,
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- but these aren't Santa's presents.
- Right.
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Because Santa Claus hasn't been here yet.
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It's Christmas Eve. He's coming tonight.
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He's coming here, to this house, tonight?
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- That's what you're telling me?
- That's what I'm telling you.
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And he's also going
to every other house in the world
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on the same night,
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using flying reindeer for transportation?
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Yes, Jack.
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And what fuels a flying reindeer exactly?
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Carrots.
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Okay, look, I don't know
exactly how it works.
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All I know is, when we wake up tomorrow,
Santa will have been here.
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All right.
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Let's go.
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You don't want to get
on the Naughty List, do you?
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Honestly, Uncle Rick,
I'm not that worried about it.
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Christine,
triple-shot Americano.
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{\an8} Jack O'Malley.
I don't believe it.
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{\an8}Lenny. Do you miss me?
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- Where's my money?
- I'm getting you your money.
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I told you I'm gonna get you your money.
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I'm on a job right now.
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{\an8}In fact, I'm planning on doubling it.
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{\an8}You still got Morris at plus-300?
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Morris? That stiff?
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Put me down for 25K.
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You got a lot of balls, O'Malley.
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{\an8}I know. Brains, too.
It doesn't seem fair, does it?
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{\an8}All right.
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Good. Feel it.
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{\an8}Good. Seven.
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{\an8}There you go. And switch.
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{\an8}Eight.
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{\an8}Good. Nine.
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{\an8}Come on. Come on, now.
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{\an8}- Give it all you got.
- Oh.
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Oh, my gosh. Fire.
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Fire.
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{\an8}Grab your stuff.
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What are you looking at?
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{\an8}
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{\an8}♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ The snow's coming down ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ I'm watching it fall...
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Gift card. Gift card.
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Baby, please come home ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ The church bells in town ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ Are ringing in song ♪
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♪ Christmas...
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Ultimate Vampire Assassin 4
for the Switch. Got it.
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Are you gonna write that down?
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No.
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Steel trap.
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♪ They're singing "Deck the Halls" ♪
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♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪
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♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪
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♪ And all the fun...
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- ♪ Christmas ♪
- ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪
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♪ Christmas ♪
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♪ I'm watching them shine...
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Hey, Fred.
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Got a 5-11, male grown-up,
hovering by the scented candles.
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Keep an eye out.
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Copy, chief.
I got eyes on him.
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Hi, Santa. We made cookies for you.
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Thank you.
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Chocolate chip and snickerdoodle.
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I love snickerdoodle.
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How'd you know?
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- I made them myself.
- I helped.
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You know what? I've been meaning
to talk to you guys. Come here a minute.
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We're live! Yo, it's your boy, Beef Stew.
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{\an8}And we're here at Christmas at the mall
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{\an8}with the boy, the GOAT, Santa.
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{\an8}And we're gonna get him
to put on Stew Crew T-shirt.
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Sir, you can't cut the line.
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Ah, what's the matter, big dude?
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You don't want to show
some Christmas love to the Beef?
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These kids have been waiting a long time.
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Look, man, it'll take two minutes.
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{\an8}He puts on the shirt, and he says,
"Now we beefin'."
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- Sir.
- I'm a big deal.
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I have over 3,000 followers.
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I'm gonna make your boy famous.
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Just got to put the shirt on.
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He's already quite famous.
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Don't be a total--
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Sir, you can't cut the line.
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Have I made myself clear?
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Yes, very clear.
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Now, I wish you a merry Christmas.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm-I'm gonna go. Um, yep.
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Now, you guys have
a very important appointment with Santa.
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Man, I needed that.
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So important to get out
and talk to the kids.
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Best part of the job.
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It's Santa!
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Nothing like a crowded mall
two days before Christmas.
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Yo, Santa, man! Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, pal.
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♪ Man, it doesn't show signs of...
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Tell me you're not gonna miss this.
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God! What do you mean
you're sold out of essential oils?
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I'm gonna bash someone's skull in.
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I'm not gonna miss this.
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Approaching ground floor.
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Let's heat up Ice Breaker.
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Freddy, secondary array.
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Hundred-and-eighty-degree spread. Go.
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- Copy that.
- Copy that.
Red One is on the move.
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Vampire Assassin 4 is hot this year.
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- Thanks, Ginerva.
- Sure thing, Red.
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Carl, you got any milk up there?
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Of course, Red.
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I always love coming to Philly.
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You think we have time
to stop for a cheesesteak?
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Won't be the same without you, Cal.
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It'll be exactly the same without me.
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Stubborn pain in the butt.
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General.
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Red, good to see you.
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- Successful excursion?
- Yes, sir.
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The mall at Christmastime
is like oxygen for me.
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Thank you.
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Evening, ladies.
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What are you so excited about?
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Oh. Of course.
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Your boyfriend's here.
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Hey, girls.
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Okay. Okay.
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Of course I didn't forget.
183
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Yes, I brought extra.
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Who's hungry?
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There we go.
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Cal.
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Come on, man. Clock's ticking.
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Red One, you are clear for takeoff.
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All right, ladies.
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Let's go home.
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Thanks for the escort, fellas.
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See you next year.
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Kavalame!
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00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,416
Come on, Morris.
195
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:22,707
Go ahead.
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I got it.
197
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I don't know what the hell it is,
but I got it.
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Send the coordinates.
199
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Well, why don't you
send something my way first?
200
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Wiring the first half now,
the rest when the data is verified.
201
00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,332
Pleasure doing business with you.
202
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Yes! Yes!
203
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:43,124
Yes!
204
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He's staggering.
205
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:45,708
- He's in the corner!
- No.
206
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:48,790
- No.
- Morris is down!
207
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No! Oh, my God.
208
00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:23,875
Home sweet home.
209
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Whoa, ladies.
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- Red, welcome back.
- Thank you.
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00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,083
Where's the missus?
212
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,165
I'm-I'm right here.
213
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,915
Deliverables was a half hour ago.
214
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,124
Larry, this is going to Bermuda.
215
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:30,582
Copy that. Bermuda.
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00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:32,249
Garcia.
217
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,458
Welcome back, chief.
218
00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:36,207
- What'd I miss?
- Nothing.
219
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,999
Everyone's working.
220
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,415
There's a bottleneck in ribbons.
221
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,624
Phil is blaming wrapping.
222
00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,415
Wrapping says Phil's being overdramatic.
223
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,290
Everybody's feeling the heat.
224
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,582
All right. I'll talk to him.
225
00:15:45,583 --> 00:15:48,582
Please. Phil's driving everybody nuts.
226
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,332
Phil in ribbons
is having a total meltdown.
227
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,999
Maybe it's time to find
a less stressful spot for Phil.
228
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,290
I don't know, tinsel?
229
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,749
Phil out of ribbons?
230
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,040
Just a thought.
231
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,540
He's got a dog named Ribbons.
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Yeah, right.
233
00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:03,582
Four ninety-five. Four ninety-six.
234
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,582
Four ninety-seven. Four ninety-eight.
235
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,291
Four ninety-nine. Five hundred.
236
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:10,165
In five minutes. Not bad.
237
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,749
Yeah, getting warmed up.
238
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,124
All right,
I'm gonna run the simulation model
239
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,832
on Belgium and Holland again
just to be safe.
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00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,040
- Thank you, sweetie.
- All right, if you need me, yell.
241
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,124
Hey, Callum. Jump in there.
242
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,624
Get him ready, okay?
243
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:25,208
- It's almost showtime.
- Yes, ma'am. Will do.
244
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Hey, boss.
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Cal.
246
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,708
- Give me a spot, huh?
- Got it.
247
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,875
Up.
248
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,708
Tell me why.
249
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,540
Time for a change, Nick.
250
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:16,249
- It's like I told you.
- Yeah, I heard you.
251
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,708
And I'll respect your decision,
but I want to know why.
252
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- Let's go heavy.
- Yeah. Got it.
253
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,207
You're looking strong.
254
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,207
We work for the kids, Cal.
255
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,082
We do it for them.
256
00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:34,415
And I know you love that.
257
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,500
You live for that.
258
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,832
So, what's going on here?
259
00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,958
I love the kids.
260
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It's the grown-ups that are killing me.
261
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Go on.
262
00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,415
- The list.
- What about the list?
263
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,707
We're up almost 22% year over year.
264
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:57,249
I'm aware of the numbers, Cal.
265
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,541
What are you getting at?
266
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:03,665
For the first time ever, more people
are on the Naughty List than not.
267
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,791
And it's like they don't even care.
268
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,750
So much bad behavior out there
everywhere you look.
269
00:18:12,416 --> 00:18:14,833
Uh, you say it all the time, Nick.
270
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:19,957
We choose every day who we want to be.
271
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:22,249
With big decisions and little ones,
272
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,583
and every one of them matters.
273
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:30,708
But I look around,
and they act like none of it matters.
274
00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:37,416
If nothing matters to them, it seems to me
they need us now more than ever.
275
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,875
That's why there's only one you.
276
00:18:42,958 --> 00:18:47,165
And no one with my doubts
should be so close to you.
277
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:49,249
You need somebody younger,
278
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:53,040
someone 300 years old, in their prime,
who wants to change things.
279
00:18:53,041 --> 00:18:56,082
Not our job to change people, Cal.
280
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,999
People change themselves.
281
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,499
We just show 'em that we believe in 'em.
282
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,499
All of 'em.
283
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:06,915
'Cause we know who they really are,
down deep.
284
00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:11,249
We know that somewhere
inside every lost grown-up
285
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,249
is the kid they once were.
286
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:18,375
Our gift is that we can see that,
even when they can't.
287
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,249
We work for the kids, Cal,
288
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,000
even when they're not kids anymore.
289
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,833
I'm just having a really hard time
seeing it.
290
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,041
And that's why.
291
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:41,208
Let's have a cookie.
292
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,000
The answer to everything.
293
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:46,582
Got to carb up.
294
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,249
You know, I burn about 400--
295
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,415
You burn 430 million calories
every Christmas Eve.
296
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,833
- Yeah.
- Yes, I know.
297
00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,708
One last ride, huh?
298
00:19:56,791 --> 00:19:58,208
One last ride.
299
00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:07,832
Mmm.
300
00:20:36,666 --> 00:20:37,833
Here!
301
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,791
Get to it, Lads.
302
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:52,457
Alpha check. It's Drift.
303
00:21:52,458 --> 00:21:54,915
Looks like a light just fried
on the anterior west face
304
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:56,540
up around mail room 19-B.
305
00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:57,707
Anyone up there?
306
00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:59,457
Yeah,
this is Jeff in maintenance.
307
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:01,165
You don't miss a thing, Commander.
308
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,416
- I'll check it out.
- Thanks, Jeff.
309
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:11,415
Hey, Jeff, looks like we got
a few more of 'em, too.
310
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:13,457
What's going on up there?
311
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,250
Jeff?
312
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:18,916
Jeff, do you copy?
313
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:21,790
Who's with Red?
314
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:23,374
Arthur,
is he still with you?
315
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,540
Negative, chief.
316
00:22:24,541 --> 00:22:27,500
- Kenny, do you have him?
- Not in the gym.
317
00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,915
Who's with Red?
318
00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:32,540
Gorman, are you in the residence?
319
00:22:32,541 --> 00:22:33,957
Finkle just took over.
320
00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:36,040
Finkle. Finkle!
321
00:22:36,041 --> 00:22:38,666
I need eyes on Red now!
322
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,624
- Mail room, negative.
- Study, negative.
323
00:22:43,625 --> 00:22:45,999
Mistletoe hydroponics, negative.
324
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,415
He's not in the gallery.
325
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,040
Logistics, negative.
326
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,332
Anteroom, negative.
327
00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,707
Candy cane packaging, negative.
328
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,124
Nursery, negative.
329
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,416
Nick. Nick!
330
00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:20,582
Breach!
331
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,707
- We have a breach!
- Does anyone have eyes?
332
00:23:40,208 --> 00:23:42,833
Code green! Code green! Full lockdown!
333
00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:45,707
Armored snowcat heading north.
334
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,415
Copy that.
335
00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:49,415
- Locating.
- Who has eyes?
336
00:23:49,416 --> 00:23:50,915
- Just turned right on Pine.
- Copy.
337
00:23:50,916 --> 00:23:53,166
Containment barrier five going up.
338
00:23:57,416 --> 00:23:58,750
Street unit six, deploy.
339
00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,333
Box 'em in!
340
00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:17,583
Agents down.
341
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:30,957
Raise barrier 72!
342
00:24:30,958 --> 00:24:32,708
Raising 72.
343
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,082
Snowcat just turned left on Candlestick.
344
00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:24,166
There's a hole in the dome.
345
00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:38,707
What the hell just happened?
346
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,582
- There's been a breach, Director.
- I know.
347
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,374
Red has been taken.
348
00:26:43,375 --> 00:26:45,707
What? Where's Cal?
349
00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:47,540
- I'm right here.
- Cal, what happened?
350
00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:49,665
- Who could've done this?
- Zoe, I don't know.
351
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:51,082
We are 24 hours to Christmas Eve.
352
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,750
- We cannot--
- Yes, I'm well aware.
353
00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:57,082
Okay. Okay, let's take a deep breath.
354
00:26:58,375 --> 00:26:59,915
Start from the beginning.
355
00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:03,582
They cut a hole in the CF Dome
using an atomic plasma torch.
356
00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:06,957
From the footprints, I'd say
there's eight to ten of them-- human.
357
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,207
They rolled in
on a remote armored snowcat,
358
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,540
which they used as a diversion
before they blasted out of here
359
00:27:11,541 --> 00:27:13,082
in a NORAD-blind cargo jet.
360
00:27:13,083 --> 00:27:14,374
Good God, Cal.
361
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,957
I'm gonna find 'em, Zoe.
362
00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:17,750
We're gonna work together on this.
363
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:20,790
We were just told that someone hacked
364
00:27:20,791 --> 00:27:22,332
the Intercontinental
Seismic Surveillance System.
365
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:25,165
I don't know if it's related,
but if someone knew where to look,
366
00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:27,165
that's the only vulnerability
in the cloaking.
367
00:27:27,166 --> 00:27:28,790
Who?
368
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:31,332
We don't know yet.
The trolls are scouring the Web.
369
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:33,207
Name and address.
370
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,457
They're working on it.
371
00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,040
Then tell 'em to work faster.
We don't have time for this.
372
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:39,374
Director, the trolls have a trace.
373
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:40,749
Patch them in.
374
00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,249
What have you got?
375
00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,415
We traced the relays.
376
00:27:43,416 --> 00:27:44,582
Looks like The Wolf.
377
00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:48,082
The Wolf.
378
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,249
Who the hell is The Wolf?
379
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:53,749
Mercenary, bounty hunter,
works for the highest bidder.
380
00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,624
A ghost on the dark web.
381
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:58,791
FBI's been trying to recruit him
for years, but he's a freelancer.
382
00:27:59,875 --> 00:28:02,291
He's probably
the best tracker in the world.
383
00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:04,458
The guy's a legend.
384
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:19,457
What?
385
00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:21,290
Nice. Are you in town?
386
00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,457
That depends.
387
00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:24,290
- What do you want?
- I need you to do me a favor
388
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:25,624
and go pick up Dylan.
389
00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:27,332
I'm right in the middle
of something important.
390
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,082
This isn't a good time for me.
391
00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,374
Yeah. Me, either.
392
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,457
I have two mothers-to-be
with weakening contractions
393
00:28:32,458 --> 00:28:34,665
and labor that's not progressing,
and Craig's out of town.
394
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,165
Liv.
395
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:37,332
Dylan got in trouble at school.
396
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,707
I just need you to go pick him up
and drop him off at my place.
397
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,082
- Liv.
- Jack.
398
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,582
I'm stuck at work, and Craig's away,
399
00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:44,999
so just do me a favor
and go pick up your kid.
400
00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:01,332
I got it.
401
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:02,666
I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.
402
00:29:03,916 --> 00:29:06,041
Hey, buddy.
403
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,582
- Hey, you got any aspirin?
- What?
404
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,541
No.
405
00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:17,082
I got to get
something in my stomach.
406
00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:18,957
- You want a churro?
- No.
407
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,125
Shut up!
408
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:27,082
Hey, man. Can I get two?
409
00:29:27,083 --> 00:29:29,916
- I don't want a churro.
- I heard you. They're for me.
410
00:29:32,041 --> 00:29:33,790
So, what are they saying you did?
411
00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:37,415
Tampered with the school's
attendance records, which I did.
412
00:29:37,416 --> 00:29:39,207
Allegedly.
413
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,082
Never admit that.
414
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:42,499
Thank you. Have a good day.
415
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,499
Yeah, yeah.
416
00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:50,457
The music teacher leaves his computer open
during fifth period.
417
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,915
Mm-hmm.
418
00:29:51,916 --> 00:29:53,915
I started to ditch science
so I could go and practice guitar,
419
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,165
then I'd change it on the computer.
420
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:56,665
Makes sense.
421
00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:59,915
There's this girl in jazz band, Piper.
422
00:29:59,916 --> 00:30:02,624
She started to ditch with me,
but then Kevin--
423
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:03,915
Who's Kevin?
424
00:30:03,916 --> 00:30:05,957
My best friend. At least he was.
425
00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,374
What'd Kevin do?
426
00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,124
Kevin found out and wanted to ditch, too.
427
00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:10,749
But he's not even in jazz band.
428
00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:12,457
He just wanted to hang out with Piper.
429
00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:14,249
I was the one hanging out with Piper.
430
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:16,540
So I'm supposed to go in
and change his absent to present
431
00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:19,040
- so he can hang out with Piper?
- It's bullshit.
432
00:30:19,041 --> 00:30:21,124
So, instead,
I gave him three more absents.
433
00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,332
Good. Send a message.
434
00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,790
He got busted and told the vice principal.
435
00:30:24,791 --> 00:30:26,500
Kevin.
436
00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:29,166
So I slashed the tires on his bike.
437
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:36,999
- I know, you're disappointed.
- I am disappointed.
438
00:30:38,166 --> 00:30:40,040
Look, if you're gonna hack a mainframe,
you do it quietly.
439
00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,582
You go in through a back door,
no fingerprints.
440
00:30:41,583 --> 00:30:44,040
But more importantly,
the second this kid Kevin
441
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:46,665
knew what you were doing,
you got a loose end.
442
00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:49,832
Never trust anybody. Anybody.
443
00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:53,375
And never let someone get the upper hand
on you, 'cause they'll use it.
444
00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:57,791
Yeah.
445
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,124
All right, I got to go practice.
446
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:11,207
I have this dumb winter pageant thing
tonight for jazz band.
447
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,499
A pageant? Oof.
448
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,165
I know.
449
00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:17,124
I said it was dumb.
450
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,250
Good luck.
451
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:24,750
- We're gonna talk when I come in.
- I know.
452
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:28,582
- Thought labor wasn't progressing.
- Yeah, then it did.
453
00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:30,540
Thanks for picking him up, though.
454
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:33,332
I don't know what's going on
with him these days. He's acting out.
455
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:35,749
Yeah, well, you know, growing up is tough.
456
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:37,665
Is that why you're avoiding it?
457
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:40,040
- I walked right into that.
- Yeah.
458
00:31:40,041 --> 00:31:41,624
Yeah.
459
00:31:41,625 --> 00:31:43,124
He'd really love to see you
more often, Jack.
460
00:31:43,125 --> 00:31:44,582
I just picked him up.
461
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:46,665
- I know.
- It was really nice. We had a good talk.
462
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:48,665
He told me about school.
I mean, I don't know what--
463
00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:50,624
He would love that to happen more often,
is all I'm saying.
464
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,958
I got to go to work.
465
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:55,499
Okay.
466
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,000
Merry Christmas, Jack.
467
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,415
Yeah.
468
00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:03,165
"Merry Christmas, Jack."
469
00:32:08,958 --> 00:32:11,374
♪ Rockin' around the Christmas tree ♪
470
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:13,875
♪ At the Christmas party hop ♪
471
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,999
♪ Mistletoe hung where you can see ♪
472
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,499
♪ Every couple tries to stop...
473
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:17,874
♪ Everyone's dancin' merrily ♪
474
00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:21,415
♪ In the new old-fashioned ♪
475
00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:24,165
♪ Way ♪
476
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,332
Hi, Jack.
477
00:34:48,041 --> 00:34:49,999
We know what you did.
478
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,624
Huh?
479
00:34:51,625 --> 00:34:53,250
We know what you did.
480
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,666
Okay. Um...
481
00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:05,041
First of all, sorry.
482
00:35:06,208 --> 00:35:09,040
Second, could you be more specific?
483
00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:11,624
Honestly, you could be talking
about 12 different things right now.
484
00:35:11,625 --> 00:35:13,125
Who are you working for?
485
00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:16,832
Lady, I don't know
what you're talking about.
486
00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:18,582
I work for whoever pays me.
487
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:19,957
You have about 40 seconds
488
00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:22,332
to become helpful
before you have a terrible accident,
489
00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:24,665
so I'm gonna ask you one more time:
490
00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,915
Who hired you to find him?
491
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,457
- Find who?
- You know who.
492
00:35:28,458 --> 00:35:30,040
I promise you I don't.
493
00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:31,540
If I did, I would tell you.
494
00:35:31,541 --> 00:35:33,791
I'm not a scrupulous person.
You can ask anybody.
495
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,874
The Intercontinental
Seismic Surveillance System.
496
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,083
Sound familiar?
497
00:35:41,791 --> 00:35:43,957
Yeah. I did that.
498
00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:45,165
It was a weird job.
499
00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:47,249
Somebody was trying to find someone
who was running tests
500
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:50,207
on some weapons systems
in the arctic, and I...
501
00:35:50,208 --> 00:35:52,374
I found the location, and I walked.
502
00:35:52,375 --> 00:35:53,665
For who?
503
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:55,040
I don't know.
504
00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:58,207
I'm telling you, all the communication
is encrypted and untraceable.
505
00:35:58,208 --> 00:35:59,957
That's how it's supposed to be
506
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,916
so if someone like you shows up
I don't have any answers.
507
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,457
Look, I don't ask questions.
508
00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,749
I just find people
that no one else can find.
509
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,291
It's what I do.
510
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,790
You really don't know what you did.
511
00:36:16,791 --> 00:36:19,165
I guess not.
512
00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:21,458
I mean, I can tell
you're very upset about it, though.
513
00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:27,332
Box him up.
514
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,874
Box me up?
515
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,457
Wait, wait. What do you mean? Hey.
516
00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:47,750
Is this really necessary?
517
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,791
Ow.
518
00:37:03,041 --> 00:37:04,290
Cool place.
519
00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:06,500
How long you been here?
520
00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:08,790
M-O-R-A?
521
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,249
MORA.
522
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,749
The Mythological Oversight
and Restoration Authority.
523
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:14,332
Come again?
524
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,374
We are the multilateral
international organization
525
00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:19,625
responsible for securing and protecting
the mythological world.
526
00:37:21,708 --> 00:37:22,833
Come with me.
527
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:27,249
- Did you say "the mythological world"?
- Yes.
528
00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,374
Right.
529
00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:33,124
So, uh, bigfoot,
530
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:35,749
Loch Ness Monster, that kind of thing?
531
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,082
That kind of thing.
532
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:39,499
Okay, so...
533
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:42,665
things that don't actually exist,
you guys are responsible for.
534
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,040
Got it.
535
00:37:45,708 --> 00:37:47,166
Holy shit!
536
00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:03,207
If he knows anything, he ain't talking.
537
00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:05,790
All right. Horse back to the pen,
body back to Area 32.
538
00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:07,915
And get the pumpkin
back in the cryo-vault stat.
539
00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,499
Yes, Director.
540
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:11,124
What the hell was that?
541
00:38:11,125 --> 00:38:12,415
The Horseman.
542
00:38:12,416 --> 00:38:14,958
We're questioning all the usual suspects.
543
00:38:16,541 --> 00:38:18,875
The Headless Horseman?
544
00:38:19,958 --> 00:38:22,665
Hey. What did that
Taser thing do to my head?
545
00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:24,874
It's not a Taser. It's an Acquiescer.
546
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:27,833
Just take a deep breath
and have a seat, Jack.
547
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:48,458
What am I doing here?
548
00:38:50,916 --> 00:38:54,540
Last night, at roughly 11:00 p.m. NPST,
549
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:58,374
Red One, also known
as Saint Nicholas of Myra,
550
00:38:58,375 --> 00:39:01,291
was abducted from the North Pole complex.
551
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:08,957
The data you retrieved from the I-Triple-S
was used to pinpoint the location,
552
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:12,166
which has been secure and classified
for several hundred years.
553
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,165
Use your words.
554
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:25,540
Are you saying...
555
00:39:25,541 --> 00:39:29,165
Santa Claus has been kidnapped?
556
00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,707
And you think I had
something to do with it?
557
00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:32,999
Where is he?
558
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,375
Is that him?
559
00:39:38,791 --> 00:39:43,041
Jack "The Wolf" O'Malley,
meet Callum Drift, commander of the E.L.F.
560
00:39:44,125 --> 00:39:45,540
The E.L.F.?
561
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,290
Turns out Jack here didn't know
what he was doing.
562
00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:50,499
Somebody hired him to find the complex,
and incredibly, he did.
563
00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,915
Who?
564
00:39:51,916 --> 00:39:53,624
- He doesn't know.
- I don't know.
565
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,874
- Yes, he does.
- No, he doesn't.
566
00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:57,832
They always know something.
567
00:39:57,833 --> 00:40:00,041
Sometimes you just
got to shake it out of 'em.
568
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:03,124
I'm not gonna like you.
569
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,125
I can tell right away, out of
everyone here, I like you the least.
570
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:08,625
Garcia.
571
00:40:12,791 --> 00:40:14,957
What the...
572
00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:16,624
Yeah, chief.
573
00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:18,499
- This guy's not cooperating.
- Ah.
574
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,249
Should we do the thing?
575
00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,749
I'm afraid we're gonna have to.
576
00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:23,665
- Cal, let's talk about this for a minute.
- There's nothing to talk about.
577
00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:25,415
You can't trust this guy.
He's on the list.
578
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,499
- What list?
- You know damn well what list.
579
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:29,583
Look, I'm not on any watch list.
I know for a fact that...
580
00:40:30,750 --> 00:40:32,665
Wait a minute.
581
00:40:32,666 --> 00:40:33,832
You don't mean--
582
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:35,957
Yes, that list. You're on it. I checked.
583
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,790
- NL-Four.
- Are you telling me
584
00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:41,040
this clown is a Level Four Naughty Lister?
585
00:40:41,041 --> 00:40:44,624
- A Level Four Naughty Lister?
- Oh, is that funny to you?
586
00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:46,624
Hey, hey, hey. What are we doing here?
587
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,415
- Come on.
- I know this is killing you,
588
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,749
but you have to trust me.
589
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:51,290
Dismembering this shit bag
isn't gonna help.
590
00:40:51,291 --> 00:40:53,915
It would feel good, but it won't help.
591
00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:55,124
I'm right here.
592
00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:56,208
Shut up.
593
00:40:58,208 --> 00:41:00,582
- What are you thinking?
- We're gonna put him to work.
594
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:03,165
- No, absolutely not.
- Excuse me?
595
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:05,790
You said you work for whoever pays you.
596
00:41:05,791 --> 00:41:06,874
Today that's me.
597
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,832
He's not telling us everything he knows.
Look at him.
598
00:41:08,833 --> 00:41:10,124
He is telling us
everything he knows.
599
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:11,415
He just doesn't know who hired him.
600
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:14,957
Well, I mean,
how much are we talking here?
601
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:17,665
Garcia.
602
00:41:17,666 --> 00:41:18,957
Okay.
603
00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:22,457
Okay. I don't know who it was,
but I can figure out where they are.
604
00:41:22,458 --> 00:41:24,833
Or where they were last night.
605
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:27,833
God.
606
00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:34,207
Look, it is anonymous--
I don't know who it is--
607
00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:38,915
but in my line of work, I need insurance,
you know, in case of billing issues,
608
00:41:38,916 --> 00:41:41,082
so I Trojan-horse a digital tracking bug
609
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:42,832
- into their VPN.
- Are you saying--
610
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:43,957
Yeah, I can track the device.
611
00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:45,374
Then I suggest you do it.
612
00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:47,124
Can we circle back
on the whole paying me thing?
613
00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,124
I know what they paid you.
We'll double it.
614
00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:51,249
- Triple.
- Garcia.
615
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,915
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Come on!
616
00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:56,249
All right, all right. Double's fine.
It's Christmas.
617
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:57,415
Wise choice.
618
00:41:57,416 --> 00:41:59,083
I need my cell phone.
619
00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:08,415
Whoever did this...
620
00:42:08,416 --> 00:42:10,249
- is in Aruba.
- Where in Aruba?
621
00:42:10,250 --> 00:42:11,499
I work alone.
622
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:13,457
- You used to.
- No offense,
623
00:42:13,458 --> 00:42:16,290
but I'm not rolling into Aruba undercover
with a giant elf.
624
00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:18,290
It's E.L.F.!
625
00:42:18,291 --> 00:42:20,332
- Cal.
- We can't trust this guy.
626
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:22,332
That's why you're holding the leash.
627
00:42:22,333 --> 00:42:23,582
And this...
628
00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:27,582
...is how I can find you
anywhere on Earth.
629
00:42:27,583 --> 00:42:29,374
You're mine until we find him.
630
00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:31,166
I suggest you get going.
631
00:42:33,666 --> 00:42:36,416
Claws!
632
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:03,124
Well, this is unfortunate.
633
00:43:03,125 --> 00:43:06,582
No, this is what needed to be done.
634
00:43:06,583 --> 00:43:08,958
I sincerely doubt that.
635
00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:14,541
You know, I know a guy
who's gonna be very upset about this.
636
00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:22,083
What are you gonna do with that?
637
00:43:23,166 --> 00:43:26,041
The world is a mess
because they fear nothing.
638
00:43:27,916 --> 00:43:30,750
I'm going to give them something to fear.
639
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,915
I'm going to do in one night
640
00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:38,874
what you have failed to do for centuries.
641
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,957
And what is that?
642
00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:43,500
I'm gonna make the world a better place.
643
00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:54,749
What are you doing?
644
00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:57,125
Borrowing some of your energy.
645
00:44:00,041 --> 00:44:01,458
Now...
646
00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:05,333
...go to sleep, Nicholas.
647
00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:08,791
Go to sleep.
648
00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,707
We doing some last-minute
Christmas shopping?
649
00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,374
Gearing up.
650
00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:43,957
Grab a car, something practical.
651
00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:49,249
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la,
deck the halls...
652
00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,083
Here.
653
00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,833
Let's go.
654
00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,915
♪ Strike the harp and join the chorus ♪
655
00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,999
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
656
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,665
♪ Follow me in merry measure ♪
657
00:45:18,666 --> 00:45:20,790
♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la...
658
00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:21,957
Ooh!
659
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:41,749
What the hell just happened?
660
00:45:41,750 --> 00:45:44,083
Toy stores.
661
00:45:45,166 --> 00:45:46,749
Toy stores what?
662
00:45:46,750 --> 00:45:48,707
The supply closets are portal stations
663
00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:52,207
for the North Pole Field Network
Transit System.
664
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:00,500
Car.
665
00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:06,082
I said practical.
666
00:46:06,083 --> 00:46:07,582
Like what, a minivan?
667
00:46:07,583 --> 00:46:09,124
Who wants a practical Hot Wheels?
668
00:46:09,125 --> 00:46:10,540
Also, what difference does it make?
669
00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:12,707
I gave you a directive.
670
00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:14,124
A directive?
671
00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:17,915
Is that what
you think is going on here?
672
00:46:17,916 --> 00:46:20,207
I'm telling you now,
you better listen to me
673
00:46:20,208 --> 00:46:22,249
because things are about to get real.
674
00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:39,582
- How did--
- I adjusted it to reality.
675
00:46:39,583 --> 00:46:41,415
- And does that--
- No, it doesn't work on everything.
676
00:46:41,416 --> 00:46:43,374
No, you can't try it. No, you can't drive.
677
00:46:43,375 --> 00:46:45,249
No more questions. Now, get in.
678
00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:46,750
And be careful with those robots.
679
00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:08,791
So you're like the bodyguard
for Santa Claus.
680
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:11,499
I'm the commander of the E.L.F.
681
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:12,957
What's that stand for?
682
00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:14,832
Enforcement, Logistics and Fortification.
683
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:16,624
But as far as you're concerned,
it stands for
684
00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,415
Extremely Large and Formidable.
685
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,000
Mm-hmm.
686
00:47:24,791 --> 00:47:28,666
And that's all you do all year, just...
protect Santa?
687
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:32,250
- It's a big job.
- Sure. Sure.
688
00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:36,208
It's one day, though, right?
689
00:47:37,583 --> 00:47:39,165
Like, it's a big job for one day.
690
00:47:39,166 --> 00:47:43,415
We work 364 days a year
because on that one day
691
00:47:43,416 --> 00:47:47,124
we deliver presents
to several billion individual domiciles
692
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:52,290
across 37 time zones without ever
being detected by a single human being.
693
00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:56,624
We prep, we rehearse every moment,
every stop down to the last chimney.
694
00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:58,999
So yeah, it's a lot of work.
695
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,290
Three hundred and sixty-four days?
696
00:48:01,291 --> 00:48:02,416
We have Boxing Day off.
697
00:48:05,625 --> 00:48:07,582
Wouldn't it be easier if you broke it up?
698
00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:11,040
You know, like send different teams out
different places, just more efficient?
699
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:12,457
No, it doesn't work like that.
700
00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:13,874
He's got to do it all himself?
701
00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:16,207
He doesn't have to. It's his purpose.
702
00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:17,790
He's a singular force in the universe.
703
00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:21,082
Okay, so worst-case scenario--
is there someone that can step in for him,
704
00:48:21,083 --> 00:48:22,665
like a vice Santa Claus?
705
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:24,499
Are you listening to me? No.
706
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,290
No one can do what he does.
707
00:48:26,291 --> 00:48:29,124
He knows when you're sleeping,
he knows when you're awake,
708
00:48:29,125 --> 00:48:32,415
and he knows that about
every single person on this planet.
709
00:48:32,416 --> 00:48:36,290
He has a list the size of Rhode Island,
and he checks it twice.
710
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:38,124
If you were to try to read that list
just once,
711
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:40,582
it would take you a decade,
but he does it twice.
712
00:48:40,583 --> 00:48:42,915
And the reason why
he's able to do any of it
713
00:48:42,916 --> 00:48:47,790
is because he is Santa Claus,
the one and only,
714
00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:50,750
and no one else can execute his mission.
715
00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:53,082
Which is?
716
00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:55,582
To spread cheer, asshole.
717
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,500
Good feeling.
718
00:49:00,375 --> 00:49:01,750
Ready for a test.
719
00:49:02,833 --> 00:49:03,832
Bring me the weapon.
720
00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:58,207
Duplication complete.
721
00:49:58,208 --> 00:50:00,165
Good.
722
00:50:00,166 --> 00:50:02,499
Now let's see if it works.
723
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,749
Who do you have in mind, Mum?
724
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:07,874
We'll start with
the first name on the list.
725
00:50:28,250 --> 00:50:31,208
All right, now we're talking.
726
00:50:32,916 --> 00:50:35,415
Well, it was nice to meet you, Cal.
727
00:50:35,416 --> 00:50:36,957
Good luck with everything.
728
00:50:36,958 --> 00:50:38,249
Thank you so much.
729
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:39,957
I'm just gonna live here now.
730
00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:41,957
- Gonna marry her.
- Why don't you focus?
731
00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:44,124
We got to find your guy.
732
00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:46,625
Not a lot of fun, are you, Cal?
733
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,874
Oh, I'm fun.
734
00:50:49,875 --> 00:50:52,915
As a matter of fact, I won the prize
for most fun gift wrapper
735
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:55,791
for 183 years in a row.
736
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:58,500
Well, I take it back.
737
00:51:03,375 --> 00:51:04,915
Want me to show you how to do this?
738
00:51:04,916 --> 00:51:06,540
I would suggest
you give it a shot.
739
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:09,332
I see the worst in everyone, Cal.
740
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:10,915
It's my gift.
741
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:12,415
And it's the key to my work.
742
00:51:12,416 --> 00:51:15,583
I can see a person's worst qualities
just by looking at 'em.
743
00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:18,582
See, look at this guy.
744
00:51:18,583 --> 00:51:20,332
He's married but not to her.
745
00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,665
That's why he has a tan line
where his wedding ring should be.
746
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:25,665
This guy's about to screw over that guy.
747
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,749
That's why he's laughing too loud.
748
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:31,457
And this guy... now, he's interesting.
749
00:51:31,458 --> 00:51:32,832
Why, you ask?
750
00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:34,832
- I didn't ask.
- Well, I'll tell you.
751
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:36,874
Shoes.
752
00:51:36,875 --> 00:51:37,999
Look around.
753
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,832
Anyone else at the beach wearing shoes
besides you, me and him?
754
00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:43,583
And we're all working something.
755
00:51:50,916 --> 00:51:52,749
Ah.
756
00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:54,332
He's a Karmanian Death Merc.
757
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:57,374
So is that guy and that guy.
758
00:51:57,375 --> 00:52:00,082
You can tell by the tattoos
on their hands.
759
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,624
This is all fascinating. How about we find
the guy we're actually looking for?
760
00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:05,458
That's the guy we're looking for.
761
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,707
The Karmanians are his security detail.
762
00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,540
- You sure?
- I'm sure.
763
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:12,665
We'll have a few drinks, paint some nails.
764
00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:13,957
We'll see where the afternoon takes us.
765
00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:15,207
Hey, wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
766
00:52:15,208 --> 00:52:16,999
- What are you doing?
- Going to talk to him.
767
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,790
No. No. We got to go in sideways here.
768
00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,540
Remember when I said
they're called Death Mercs?
769
00:52:21,541 --> 00:52:23,332
We'll be fine.
770
00:52:33,166 --> 00:52:34,374
Keep walking.
771
00:52:34,375 --> 00:52:36,249
I need to talk to him now.
772
00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,832
Keep walking.
773
00:52:37,833 --> 00:52:39,415
I'm gonna count to five.
774
00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:41,832
Then what?
775
00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:43,666
- Then you're gonna get hurt.
- Oh.
776
00:52:48,375 --> 00:52:50,874
Listen, dickhead. It's Christmas.
777
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:53,708
So in the yuletide spirit,
I'm gonna say it one more time.
778
00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:20,791
That was... so disturbing.
779
00:53:21,875 --> 00:53:24,374
- What's this?
- What the hell, Ted?
780
00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:25,832
Just give me a minute, sweetheart.
781
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:29,124
I got to talk to these absolute morons
for a second,
782
00:53:29,125 --> 00:53:31,124
and then we'll go get some boba.
783
00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:32,999
Okay.
784
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,665
- Where is he?
- Who?
785
00:53:34,666 --> 00:53:36,665
- You know who.
- You really want to do this?
786
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,999
Uh, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
787
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:44,540
And while I'm enjoying this visit from,
uh, the Magic Mike Christmas brigade,
788
00:53:44,541 --> 00:53:46,249
I got a couple ladies
waiting on boba teas.
789
00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:49,124
- Okay. Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait.
- I'm playing, big boy. Come on.
790
00:53:49,125 --> 00:53:52,582
Before you implode this man's skull
across this heavenly beach,
791
00:53:52,583 --> 00:53:55,374
- can I have a crack at it?
- Look, I'm telling you,
792
00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:59,915
for your own health and well-being,
I suggest you leave right now.
793
00:53:59,916 --> 00:54:01,915
You don't know who I know.
794
00:54:01,916 --> 00:54:04,540
All right. Well, you know what I know?
795
00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:06,540
I know you bought
some information yesterday
796
00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:09,082
and you paid quite a bit for it.
797
00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:11,125
Coordinates, the arctic.
798
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,250
I know this 'cause I'm the one
who sold 'em to you.
799
00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:18,041
You...
800
00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:21,958
You're The Wolf?
801
00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:25,499
No. You should not be here.
802
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,915
Do you know what you've done
by coming here?
803
00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:29,790
My client is not to be messed with.
804
00:54:29,791 --> 00:54:31,790
Who's the client? New York?
805
00:54:31,791 --> 00:54:33,624
Much worse.
806
00:54:33,625 --> 00:54:35,790
She'll kill us. She'll kill us all.
807
00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:39,499
- Who is it?
- I can't say her name.
808
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,500
She will hear.
809
00:54:45,791 --> 00:54:49,540
Write her name in the sand.
810
00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:58,790
- "Gree-la"?
- You idiot.
811
00:54:58,791 --> 00:55:00,415
- "Gry-la"?
- No!
812
00:55:00,416 --> 00:55:02,500
"Gree-la"?
813
00:55:26,791 --> 00:55:29,416
Cal, Cal.
814
00:55:45,958 --> 00:55:47,832
Callum Drift,
815
00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:53,583
storied warrior of the North Pole.
816
00:55:54,791 --> 00:55:57,916
Gryla, the Christmas Witch.
817
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,832
It has been many years.
818
00:56:00,833 --> 00:56:02,957
Not enough.
819
00:56:02,958 --> 00:56:04,332
Where is he?
820
00:56:04,333 --> 00:56:08,041
He's right here, fast asleep.
821
00:56:10,041 --> 00:56:11,500
Signal from Commander Drift.
822
00:56:13,333 --> 00:56:15,165
Gryla,
where are you?
823
00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:17,082
The Witch.
824
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:20,457
I need him back unharmed immediately.
825
00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:23,415
It is not to be, warrior!
826
00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:25,040
I need M-WAT teams in motion
827
00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:27,707
- to every one of her ancestral haunts.
- Yes, Director.
828
00:56:27,708 --> 00:56:29,249
What is it you want?
829
00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:34,165
The same thing I have always wanted
for hundreds of years.
830
00:56:34,166 --> 00:56:37,040
To make them behave.
831
00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:39,207
The time has come...
832
00:56:39,208 --> 00:56:42,457
...to punish the naughty.
833
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:44,124
All of them.
834
00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:46,915
Everyone who is on the list.
835
00:56:46,916 --> 00:56:49,540
Everyone who has ever been
836
00:56:49,541 --> 00:56:50,999
on the list.
837
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,290
From killers to jaywalkers.
838
00:56:54,291 --> 00:56:57,415
Anyone who's ever lied or littered.
839
00:56:57,416 --> 00:57:00,665
Anyone who's ever been rude or late.
840
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:04,082
You're talking about almost everyone.
841
00:57:04,083 --> 00:57:06,707
Everyone I see fit.
842
00:57:06,708 --> 00:57:09,582
Tomorrow they will all be punished.
843
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:14,707
And he is going to help.
844
00:57:14,708 --> 00:57:16,790
You know he doesn't punish people.
845
00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:19,832
Step away, warrior.
846
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:21,415
Let him go, Witch.
847
00:57:21,416 --> 00:57:22,791
I've warned you.
848
00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,249
And I've warned you.
849
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,415
You can't see it yet,
850
00:57:27,416 --> 00:57:31,165
but when you wake up
this Christmas morning,
851
00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:35,291
the world will be much, much...
852
00:57:36,458 --> 00:57:38,125
...nicer.
853
00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:44,790
What in the actual fu--
854
00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:48,040
Get those teams moving now.
855
00:57:49,625 --> 00:57:51,707
What the hell was that?
856
00:57:51,708 --> 00:57:53,874
What was that? What the hell was that?
857
00:57:53,875 --> 00:57:55,540
- Where is she?
- We got to get out of here.
858
00:57:55,541 --> 00:57:56,624
- Where is she?
- I don't know.
859
00:57:56,625 --> 00:57:58,457
I'm just a middleman. I brokered the deal.
860
00:57:58,458 --> 00:58:01,666
- I'm telling you,
she does not mess around.
- Cal. Cal.
861
00:58:54,708 --> 00:58:56,125
Snowmen.
862
00:59:09,916 --> 00:59:10,957
No.
863
00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:13,332
Get him out of here. He's our only lead.
Don't let him get iced.
864
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:14,707
All right.
865
00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:19,416
Come on.
866
00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:26,041
Go. Go.
867
01:02:07,125 --> 01:02:08,916
Just got to rip off their carrots.
868
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:12,458
I'll remember that next time it comes up.
869
01:02:14,083 --> 01:02:15,499
Want to give me a hand here?
870
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:16,915
You'll figure it out.
871
01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:26,374
♪ Let me tell you about Christmas magic...
872
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:28,665
I'm sorry, I think you're confusing me
with someone who cares!
873
01:02:28,666 --> 01:02:30,957
Tell Grandma I don't have time
to pick up her meds.
874
01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:33,165
She can take the bus.
875
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:35,082
Goodbye.
876
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:36,291
Asshole.
877
01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:39,040
Get a life.
878
01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:43,957
♪ For you to put on your coat ♪
879
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:49,832
♪ Let me show you Christmas magic ♪
880
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:51,332
♪ It's the best kind ♪
881
01:02:51,333 --> 01:02:53,790
- ♪ Of sorcery I know ♪
- Whoa.
882
01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:57,124
What the...
883
01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:59,374
♪ With the angels singing...
884
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,165
It's still here.
885
01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,707
What do you mean it's still there?
886
01:03:15,708 --> 01:03:18,124
It's supposed to come back to me.
887
01:03:18,125 --> 01:03:20,875
The machine isn't working. Fix it.
888
01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:25,041
Now, or else the next test
will be on one of you.
889
01:03:26,416 --> 01:03:28,082
Yes, Mum.
890
01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:32,500
Careful.
891
01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:35,958
That's it.
892
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,749
She iced the broker.
893
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,415
She really wanted to shut him up.
894
01:03:41,416 --> 01:03:44,165
By the time he thaws out,
he'll be useless to us.
895
01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:46,124
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
896
01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:48,957
My guys scanned all the surveillance
footage from the Pole last night.
897
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:50,916
Look at this.
898
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:55,332
- That her?
- Sort of.
899
01:03:55,333 --> 01:03:57,165
She's a shape-shifter.
900
01:03:57,166 --> 01:04:00,582
She's actually a 900-year-old ogre
with 13 sons who kill on command.
901
01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:02,207
Huh.
902
01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:05,207
Tracking shape-shifters
is a nightmare.
903
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:08,249
She said that she was gonna
punish them all, every level.
904
01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:10,290
I'd be more worried
about what she didn't say.
905
01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:12,290
She wasn't negotiating.
906
01:04:12,291 --> 01:04:13,957
It's a kidnapping with no demands.
907
01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:15,207
Doesn't usually end well.
908
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:18,749
Unfortunately, our only lead
is now an ice cube.
909
01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:20,500
Not pointing any fingers.
910
01:04:21,541 --> 01:04:23,249
- Cal, not helpful.
- Yeah, Cal.
911
01:04:23,250 --> 01:04:24,708
Not helpful.
912
01:04:26,416 --> 01:04:28,165
So, what would you normally do?
913
01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:32,582
I mean, normally,
I'd be running credit cards,
914
01:04:32,583 --> 01:04:34,332
checking pings off cell phone towers,
915
01:04:34,333 --> 01:04:36,957
trying to build a footprint--
her, her associates.
916
01:04:36,958 --> 01:04:39,332
Never tracked a witch before.
917
01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:40,749
Dated a few.
918
01:04:40,750 --> 01:04:41,957
Right, Cal?
919
01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:44,291
I've dated several witches.
What's your point?
920
01:04:45,375 --> 01:04:47,124
Would she have any footprint
that I wouldn't know about
921
01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,999
because I'm, like, a regular human being?
922
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,250
Have you run a check on recent UDMs?
923
01:04:53,375 --> 01:04:56,624
- What's that?
- Unauthorized deployments of magic.
924
01:04:58,541 --> 01:05:00,832
Lot of hits. Pretty typical stuff.
925
01:05:00,833 --> 01:05:03,832
Couple of abjurations in Nairobi.
926
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:06,332
Handful of divinations
in Santiago and New Orleans.
927
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,707
No, she's a conjurer.
928
01:05:07,708 --> 01:05:12,165
Got a pair of conjurations
eight days ago, few hours apart.
929
01:05:12,166 --> 01:05:15,165
Picked up the echo
off the resonator in Germany.
930
01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:16,250
The brother.
931
01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,082
- Whose brother?
- Nick's.
932
01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:21,333
- Santa's got a brother?
- Adopted, yes.
933
01:05:22,250 --> 01:05:23,540
She's working with the brother.
934
01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:24,874
We don't know that.
935
01:05:24,875 --> 01:05:26,665
No, but can you think
of a better place to hold Nick?
936
01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:28,999
Think about it.
It's under a concealment dome,
937
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,915
and MORA has no jurisdiction
because of the treaty.
938
01:05:30,916 --> 01:05:33,374
He doesn't leave, and we don't visit.
That's the deal.
939
01:05:33,375 --> 01:05:35,457
We bust in and Nick's not there--
940
01:05:35,458 --> 01:05:36,707
MORA's not going. We're going.
941
01:05:36,708 --> 01:05:38,082
And he's never gonna know we're there.
942
01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:40,374
- Cal--
- T minus 17 hours, Director.
943
01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:47,874
Keep me in the loop every step.
944
01:05:47,875 --> 01:05:50,457
In two hours, I brief the presidents
and prime ministers
945
01:05:50,458 --> 01:05:53,374
and kings and queens of everywhere
so they can prepare.
946
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:55,166
Prepare for what?
947
01:05:56,250 --> 01:05:58,125
For the possibility of no Christmas.
948
01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:08,332
Hey. You don't have a Wonder Woman
action figure, do you?
949
01:06:08,333 --> 01:06:10,207
That's not how it works. Come on.
950
01:06:10,208 --> 01:06:12,166
Ah, damn it.
951
01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:17,040
- Come on.
- I'm coming.
952
01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:35,250
I can't believe
they're out of essential oils!
953
01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:42,790
Hey.
954
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,624
Dylan asked you to go
to his concert tonight and you said no?
955
01:06:45,625 --> 01:06:47,999
What? No, that's not what happened.
956
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,665
He actually said I shouldn't go.
He said it was gonna be lame.
957
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:52,415
If he didn't want you to go,
958
01:06:52,416 --> 01:06:53,665
he wouldn't have brought it up.
959
01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:55,874
An actual parent
doesn't need an invitation.
960
01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:58,290
They just go,
whether the kid likes it or not.
961
01:06:58,291 --> 01:07:01,249
That's what parents do.
962
01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:03,540
Well, we both know
that's not my strong suit, Olivia.
963
01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:06,207
Look, if he wanted me to go,
he should've just asked me.
964
01:07:06,208 --> 01:07:07,707
He's vulnerable, Jack.
965
01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:10,540
He's a kid, and he knows
you never show up.
966
01:07:10,541 --> 01:07:13,165
Olivia, I'm in... I'm at work.
967
01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,707
What am I supposed to do?
968
01:07:14,708 --> 01:07:16,457
I don't want to have to tell you
what to do, Jack.
969
01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:19,124
I want you to figure it out on your own,
because it's pretty easy.
970
01:07:19,125 --> 01:07:20,707
The concert starts at 7:00.
971
01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:22,582
Well, I'm not gonna be home by 7:00.
Just tell Dylan that I--
972
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:23,832
I'm not telling him anything.
973
01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:26,082
If you want to tell him something,
do it yourself.
974
01:07:29,833 --> 01:07:31,249
What?
975
01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:33,541
I didn't say anything.
976
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,791
Dylan, right?
977
01:07:58,458 --> 01:07:59,875
Yeah.
978
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,499
He's a good kid.
979
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,875
Yeah, I know he's a good kid.
980
01:08:13,833 --> 01:08:17,207
It's not what you think.
His mother and I were never together.
981
01:08:17,208 --> 01:08:19,541
I mean, I'm his father,
but I've never been his dad.
982
01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:24,374
She's a doctor now,
and she's married to a really good guy,
983
01:08:24,375 --> 01:08:28,415
and he is a good dad,
so the last thing the kid needs is, like,
984
01:08:28,416 --> 01:08:31,290
you know, some spare dad
who's a degenerate gambler
985
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:34,416
hanging out with the scum of the earth,
who's got nothing to offer him, so...
986
01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:38,832
Honestly, the best thing I can do
for the kid is keep some distance
987
01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:42,124
so I don't get in the way
and he's not disappointed all the time.
988
01:08:42,125 --> 01:08:43,583
Uh-huh.
989
01:08:44,916 --> 01:08:46,290
"Uh-huh," what?
990
01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:50,166
I'm just saying,
if you're trying not to disappoint him...
991
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:53,500
...doesn't sound like it's working.
992
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:23,624
Okay. I can't believe
I'm asking this, but...
993
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,375
what's the deal with Santa
and his brother?
994
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:34,332
They used to work together...
995
01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:35,874
back in the beginning.
996
01:09:35,875 --> 01:09:38,915
Red gave gifts to well-behaved children,
997
01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:41,499
and the brother helped keep track
of who they were.
998
01:09:41,500 --> 01:09:44,582
Then the brother started making lists.
999
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:47,290
And Red was always
uncomfortable with that.
1000
01:09:47,291 --> 01:09:50,833
He didn't like the idea of a running list
of misbehaved children.
1001
01:09:51,958 --> 01:09:54,291
But the brother became obsessed.
1002
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:59,707
So you're saying Santa's brother
started the Naughty List?
1003
01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:01,832
Yes.
1004
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:04,374
And he started to punish
the kids who were on it.
1005
01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:07,749
Red was furious.
1006
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:12,624
So he took the list away,
and the brother never forgave him.
1007
01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:15,624
He went out on his own,
eventually hooking up with the Witch,
1008
01:10:15,625 --> 01:10:18,540
who was also in the punishment game,
1009
01:10:18,541 --> 01:10:22,041
working Iceland
and several other Nordic territories.
1010
01:10:23,291 --> 01:10:26,791
They were together for years,
but it ended badly.
1011
01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:31,958
Santa's brother have a name,
or is it just "Santa's brother"?
1012
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,499
His name is Krampus.
1013
01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:44,082
All right, listen to me. I don't know
what's waiting for us in here,
1014
01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:45,499
but the brother, the Witch,
1015
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:48,207
they're extremely dangerous,
and not in the ways that you're used to.
1016
01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:50,040
If you see them, do not engage.
1017
01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:51,790
So don't pick a fight with the Witch.
1018
01:10:51,791 --> 01:10:52,874
Got it.
1019
01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:55,415
If Nick is here, he's probably
being held in the dungeon.
1020
01:10:55,416 --> 01:10:57,249
There's a door around back
that the guards use.
1021
01:10:57,250 --> 01:10:59,040
We're gonna have to quietly sneak
through the courtyard,
1022
01:10:59,041 --> 01:11:00,957
past the guillotines,
break in and head down.
1023
01:11:00,958 --> 01:11:02,040
The guillotines?
1024
01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:05,082
Also, do not touch anything
under any circumstances.
1025
01:11:05,083 --> 01:11:07,749
There is much in here
that is not of the natural world.
1026
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:09,707
You're human, therefore weak.
1027
01:11:09,708 --> 01:11:12,541
So, if you need to touch anything,
get me to do it.
1028
01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:16,999
Wait a minute. Are you not human?
1029
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,874
Do I look human?
1030
01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,582
Hey. So listen, man.
1031
01:12:03,583 --> 01:12:07,082
I think, if you don't need me here,
I might just go back to the car.
1032
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:08,458
Shh.
1033
01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:16,583
- Hellhounds.
- Hellhounds?
1034
01:12:24,666 --> 01:12:25,666
Stand back.
1035
01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:33,832
Ellen, distract them.
1036
01:13:12,416 --> 01:13:14,415
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1037
01:13:14,416 --> 01:13:15,874
Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1038
01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:18,124
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1039
01:13:18,125 --> 01:13:20,124
Ooh, ooh, cha, cha...
1040
01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:21,249
What'd you do?
1041
01:13:21,250 --> 01:13:22,624
What do you mean what did I do?
1042
01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:23,999
I didn't do anything.
1043
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,832
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1044
01:13:27,833 --> 01:13:29,458
Thieves!
1045
01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:32,000
Holy shit.
1046
01:13:32,791 --> 01:13:35,040
Whoa, whoa.
1047
01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:36,290
Cal! Cal!
1048
01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:38,290
My name is Callum Drift,
commander of the E.L.F.
1049
01:13:38,291 --> 01:13:39,915
- We are not thieves.
- Yeah, we're not thieves!
1050
01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:41,915
We're not thieves!
1051
01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:44,083
Oh!
1052
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:47,165
This was in his pocket.
1053
01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:48,499
All right, I can explain that.
1054
01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:50,124
I can explain that.
1055
01:13:56,583 --> 01:13:58,957
I told you not to touch anything.
1056
01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:00,582
It was an innocent mistake.
1057
01:14:00,583 --> 01:14:04,082
You tried to steal a priceless piece
of gold from the Dark Lord of Winter.
1058
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:06,707
Not innocent and not a mistake.
1059
01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:09,582
Well, who leaves their gold just lying out
in an open treasure chest?
1060
01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:12,040
It's a tribute box to Krampus.
1061
01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:14,208
Guests come, they leave him gifts.
You stole from it.
1062
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:17,791
I shouldn't be surprised.
1063
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:21,499
Is that 'cause I happen to be on the list?
1064
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:23,749
You disappointed in me, too, Cal?
1065
01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:27,875
I have no expectations of you, Jack,
so I can't be disappointed.
1066
01:14:34,708 --> 01:14:36,707
You know, I got problems of my own.
1067
01:14:36,708 --> 01:14:39,624
I owe somebody a lot of money
that I don't have.
1068
01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:42,749
I see this giant pile of gold
sitting there.
1069
01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:45,457
If you look at it a certain way,
what choice did I even have?
1070
01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:48,582
You have every choice. It's all choices.
1071
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,707
You don't just happen
to be on the list, Jack.
1072
01:14:50,708 --> 01:14:53,332
You put yourself there.
1073
01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:55,374
You decide to steal gold.
1074
01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:59,540
You decide to only look out for yourself
over everyone else on this Earth.
1075
01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:02,791
Every one of those kids
who are counting on us.
1076
01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:07,416
Counting on me to do my job.
1077
01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:19,208
Nick always says that every decision,
big or small, is an opportunity.
1078
01:15:21,291 --> 01:15:22,499
To be nice?
1079
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:24,707
To be good.
1080
01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:26,125
Or not.
1081
01:15:29,416 --> 01:15:32,082
I was one day away from retirement.
1082
01:15:32,083 --> 01:15:33,833
Then this happens.
1083
01:15:34,833 --> 01:15:37,666
After 542 years.
1084
01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:42,290
I resigned yesterday.
1085
01:15:42,291 --> 01:15:43,791
You did?
1086
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,000
Why?
1087
01:15:48,833 --> 01:15:50,500
I couldn't see it anymore.
1088
01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:52,833
Couldn't see what?
1089
01:15:57,083 --> 01:15:58,708
Doesn't matter.
1090
01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:14,125
The third touch.
1091
01:16:20,291 --> 01:16:21,875
Is that him?
1092
01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:32,874
What are they doing?
1093
01:16:36,875 --> 01:16:39,166
They're playing Krampusschlap.
1094
01:16:40,541 --> 01:16:42,749
Krampusschlap?
1095
01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,916
It's the official game of Krampusnacht.
1096
01:16:57,375 --> 01:17:02,790
Ever undefeated, Dread Lord Krampus!
1097
01:17:12,250 --> 01:17:14,499
Callum Drift.
1098
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,000
Lord Krampus.
1099
01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:20,165
The festivities are just beginning,
1100
01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:22,916
but I don't remember inviting you.
1101
01:17:28,041 --> 01:17:31,165
You shouldn't be here.
1102
01:17:31,166 --> 01:17:33,665
You know you shouldn't be here,
1103
01:17:33,666 --> 01:17:36,374
and yet here you are.
1104
01:17:36,375 --> 01:17:38,166
And with a mortal.
1105
01:17:39,416 --> 01:17:41,290
Uh, I'm Jack O'Malley.
1106
01:17:41,291 --> 01:17:42,832
I didn't... I'm not...
1107
01:17:42,833 --> 01:17:45,332
We didn't even... I mean, obviously we...
1108
01:17:45,333 --> 01:17:47,040
I just met him today.
1109
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:49,166
The big one was armed with this.
1110
01:17:50,250 --> 01:17:52,124
A Northern Vambrace.
1111
01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:53,582
Thank you.
1112
01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:57,124
Just what I wanted for Christmas.
1113
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:59,332
Krampus, I can explain--
1114
01:17:59,333 --> 01:18:01,749
You're trying to find him,
1115
01:18:01,750 --> 01:18:04,333
and you thought he would be here.
1116
01:18:05,750 --> 01:18:07,583
Well, guess what, Northerner.
1117
01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:12,707
He's not here.
1118
01:18:14,833 --> 01:18:17,875
Last night, he was taken
from the compound by the Witch.
1119
01:18:19,041 --> 01:18:21,208
And I know that she was here not long ago.
1120
01:18:22,416 --> 01:18:25,665
Are you accusing me of something, Drift?
1121
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:28,707
You and she were partners once.
1122
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:31,665
Roaming the countryside, the villages.
1123
01:18:31,666 --> 01:18:33,165
Punishing people.
1124
01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:34,916
Yes.
1125
01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:37,665
But back then, she was glorious.
1126
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,165
An ogre 18 feet high.
1127
01:18:41,166 --> 01:18:43,332
The skin of an elephant.
1128
01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:46,625
Giant pair of tails.
1129
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:52,040
And yes, punishing as the cruelest winter.
1130
01:18:52,041 --> 01:18:55,958
We had some wonderful times together.
1131
01:18:57,625 --> 01:18:59,707
But I gave up that work, remember?
1132
01:18:59,708 --> 01:19:04,999
I spent 700 years menacing the naughty,
1133
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:08,040
trying to scare them into decency.
1134
01:19:08,041 --> 01:19:10,000
I did my part!
1135
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:13,583
The only punishing I do now...
1136
01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:18,332
...is for fun.
1137
01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,249
Like my good friend over here...
1138
01:19:20,250 --> 01:19:24,499
...enjoying his headache on Krampusnacht.
1139
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,290
But today is not Krampusnacht.
1140
01:19:26,291 --> 01:19:29,332
In this house, Northerner,
1141
01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:33,624
it is always Krampusnacht!
1142
01:19:33,625 --> 01:19:35,582
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah!
1143
01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:38,207
Ah, ah, ah! Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
1144
01:19:38,208 --> 01:19:40,082
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!
1145
01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:43,499
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!
1146
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:45,832
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah! Ooh, ah, ooh, ah!
1147
01:19:45,833 --> 01:19:48,165
- Krampus!
- Ah, ah, ah! Ooh--
1148
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,500
Why was she here?
1149
01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:56,874
Many years ago, she gave me a gift.
1150
01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:59,165
She came because she wanted it back.
1151
01:19:59,166 --> 01:20:01,540
A gift? What gift?
1152
01:20:01,541 --> 01:20:03,790
The Glaskäfig.
1153
01:20:03,791 --> 01:20:07,457
On its face, a simple glass snow globe,
1154
01:20:07,458 --> 01:20:11,165
but its true purpose is nefarious.
1155
01:20:11,166 --> 01:20:12,999
Tremendously punishing.
1156
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,040
She wants to punish them all.
1157
01:20:16,041 --> 01:20:19,749
The Glaskäfig is solitude.
1158
01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:22,125
A prison for but one.
1159
01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:24,791
Krampus, I need to find him.
1160
01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:31,750
Let me go.
1161
01:20:33,625 --> 01:20:36,082
And why...
1162
01:20:36,083 --> 01:20:38,166
would I do that?
1163
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:42,833
Because we need him.
1164
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:46,541
Now more than ever, we need him.
1165
01:20:47,708 --> 01:20:49,041
And you know that.
1166
01:20:51,541 --> 01:20:53,166
Let me go.
1167
01:21:03,125 --> 01:21:05,124
Northerner.
1168
01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:07,500
You are not going anywhere.
1169
01:21:08,875 --> 01:21:11,540
You, get out.
1170
01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:14,207
And deliver this message
to that MORA scum.
1171
01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:17,582
There is a price for this intrusion.
1172
01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:20,874
Now and forever,
1173
01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:23,208
Drift belongs to me.
1174
01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:28,707
So I can...
1175
01:21:28,708 --> 01:21:30,500
just walk out of here?
1176
01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:32,833
I suggest you run.
1177
01:21:36,250 --> 01:21:38,958
You'll learn to love it here.
1178
01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:41,707
Take him away.
1179
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:47,415
Wait. Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Uh, sorry. Wait.
1180
01:21:47,416 --> 01:21:49,040
Um, uh, L-Lord... uh, Mister...
1181
01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:51,957
Lord Krampus, um...
1182
01:21:51,958 --> 01:21:53,541
you and I aren't so different.
1183
01:21:58,125 --> 01:22:00,999
We're pretty different, but I think
we have some things in common.
1184
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,415
Ah. Do you, now?
1185
01:22:03,416 --> 01:22:04,707
Yeah.
1186
01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:07,582
I mean, you strike me as a guy
that likes to have a good time.
1187
01:22:07,583 --> 01:22:08,874
Bit of a gambler?
1188
01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:10,374
Well, so am I.
1189
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:14,832
Now, when we came in here, my man told me
that he thought he could beat you
1190
01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:17,832
at your game, uh, Krampusschlap.
1191
01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:19,832
What?
1192
01:22:19,833 --> 01:22:22,999
Now, initially, I said, "No way."
1193
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,832
But the more I see him getting riled up,
I'm starting to like my odds,
1194
01:22:25,833 --> 01:22:28,540
so just hear me out.
1195
01:22:28,541 --> 01:22:31,624
If you win, we go to your dungeon forever.
1196
01:22:31,625 --> 01:22:34,708
If he wins, we walk.
1197
01:22:35,791 --> 01:22:37,749
Unless you don't want to for some reason.
1198
01:22:37,750 --> 01:22:39,582
I mean, I get that. He's a big guy.
1199
01:22:39,583 --> 01:22:41,249
No shame.
1200
01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:42,625
Lot of people watching.
1201
01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:50,582
Imbeciles.
1202
01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:52,749
I love it.
1203
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,457
- Oh.
- Ooh, ooh, ah, ah!
1204
01:22:54,458 --> 01:22:56,499
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah! Ah, ah, ah!
1205
01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:01,957
{\an8}
1206
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:08,708
Smack the shit out of that goat.
1207
01:23:17,458 --> 01:23:20,290
The rules are as follows:
1208
01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:23,707
The contestants
will exchange blows in turn.
1209
01:23:23,708 --> 01:23:27,500
The first to be knocked out or die loses.
1210
01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:34,540
First touch.
1211
01:23:34,541 --> 01:23:36,249
That's you.
1212
01:23:47,875 --> 01:23:50,499
You know, I really wish there was
another way that we could do this.
1213
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:52,540
Come on.
1214
01:23:52,541 --> 01:23:54,416
I'm sure you do.
1215
01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:57,915
He's still your brother.
1216
01:23:57,916 --> 01:23:59,625
And he never gave up on you.
1217
01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:02,040
What would you know about it?
1218
01:24:02,041 --> 01:24:03,958
I know him.
1219
01:24:07,541 --> 01:24:09,625
Take your best "schlap."
1220
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,000
Interesting.
1221
01:24:28,416 --> 01:24:29,499
My turn.
1222
01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:38,582
I could be merciful
1223
01:24:38,583 --> 01:24:41,290
and kill him on the first touch.
1224
01:24:41,291 --> 01:24:44,499
But what fun would that be, huh?
1225
01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:57,249
Oh, my God.
1226
01:25:11,916 --> 01:25:13,749
Hey, buddy. You okay?
1227
01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,749
He just slapped the shit out of me.
1228
01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:17,124
Yeah, that was so embarrassing.
1229
01:25:17,125 --> 01:25:20,165
I love this game!
1230
01:25:20,166 --> 01:25:22,290
I can't... I can't beat him.
He's a winter demigod. I--
1231
01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,874
Just get up. Trust me.
1232
01:25:23,875 --> 01:25:25,875
I can't...
1233
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,250
Second touch.
1234
01:25:36,375 --> 01:25:38,124
Oh. Sorry.
1235
01:25:42,166 --> 01:25:44,541
Let me make it easier for you.
1236
01:25:48,250 --> 01:25:49,832
Come on.
1237
01:25:53,333 --> 01:25:54,708
Come on.
1238
01:25:58,583 --> 01:25:59,874
Come on.
1239
01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:21,500
Cover us.
1240
01:27:05,833 --> 01:27:07,458
Ellen, come on!
1241
01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:28,499
I thought I had some shady friends.
1242
01:27:30,791 --> 01:27:32,457
I can't believe that worked.
1243
01:27:32,458 --> 01:27:34,832
Yeah, sorry about that.
It's all I could come up with.
1244
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:36,415
No, it was great.
1245
01:27:36,416 --> 01:27:38,125
Oh.
1246
01:27:39,416 --> 01:27:40,832
I misjudged you.
1247
01:27:42,875 --> 01:27:45,749
Not what you'd expect
from a Class Four Naughty Lister, right?
1248
01:27:45,750 --> 01:27:47,040
Well, it's Level Four.
1249
01:27:47,041 --> 01:27:48,749
- Ah.
- But that's what I'm saying.
1250
01:27:48,750 --> 01:27:51,208
You could've left, but you didn't.
1251
01:27:52,750 --> 01:27:54,166
Thank you.
1252
01:27:55,458 --> 01:27:57,790
All right.
1253
01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,666
Should we go find your guy?
1254
01:28:00,750 --> 01:28:02,833
Let's save Christmas.
1255
01:28:04,583 --> 01:28:06,207
Right.
1256
01:28:06,208 --> 01:28:07,249
Say it.
1257
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,207
- I can't.
- Yes, you can. Say it.
1258
01:28:09,208 --> 01:28:10,624
- I don't want to.
- Let's save Christmas.
1259
01:28:10,625 --> 01:28:11,874
I'm not gonna say that.
1260
01:28:11,875 --> 01:28:15,707
I'm gonna need you to say,
"Let's save Christmas."
1261
01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:18,124
All right. God. Okay.
1262
01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:19,915
Let's save Christmas.
1263
01:28:19,916 --> 01:28:21,874
That was terrible.
1264
01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:23,124
Okay.
1265
01:28:23,125 --> 01:28:25,457
All right, all right.
1266
01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:29,457
Let's save Christmas.
1267
01:28:29,458 --> 01:28:31,332
- There it is.
- All right.
1268
01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:34,040
All right, so the, uh, snow globe,
what's the deal with that?
1269
01:28:34,041 --> 01:28:35,290
The "glossy pig"?
1270
01:28:35,291 --> 01:28:37,957
Glaskäfig. It's German for "glass cage."
1271
01:28:37,958 --> 01:28:39,249
Well, what do you think
Gryla's trying to do?
1272
01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,207
- Is there--
- Shh.
1273
01:28:41,208 --> 01:28:43,207
...Gryla's trying...?
1274
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,041
We got to go.
1275
01:28:49,041 --> 01:28:50,665
Mum.
1276
01:28:50,666 --> 01:28:53,707
Ready for another test.
1277
01:28:53,708 --> 01:28:54,999
Good.
1278
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,457
The next name on the list?
1279
01:28:57,458 --> 01:28:59,915
No.
1280
01:28:59,916 --> 01:29:02,332
I have a better idea.
1281
01:29:04,458 --> 01:29:06,540
She said she wanted to punish them all.
1282
01:29:06,541 --> 01:29:08,582
It seems like the Glaskäfig
was just for one person.
1283
01:29:08,583 --> 01:29:13,082
Is it possible she can make more of 'em
with, like, witch magic or--
1284
01:29:13,083 --> 01:29:14,915
She would need billions of them.
1285
01:29:14,916 --> 01:29:17,458
She's immensely powerful,
but that's a big lift for a conjurer.
1286
01:29:18,541 --> 01:29:19,624
Okay.
1287
01:29:19,625 --> 01:29:22,499
I mean, honestly, the only place that has
that kind of manufacturing capacity--
1288
01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:23,874
Look out!
1289
01:29:48,541 --> 01:29:50,750
This something that happens to you a lot?
1290
01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:55,374
Unexplained player piano
in the middle of a German highway.
1291
01:29:55,375 --> 01:29:57,833
No. This is rare.
1292
01:30:04,541 --> 01:30:05,957
It's for you.
1293
01:30:05,958 --> 01:30:08,499
Well, I'm not touching that thing.
1294
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:11,082
Just get back in the truck. We'll drive
right around the haunted piano.
1295
01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:13,665
We have to open it.
1296
01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:16,374
This... this is how it starts.
1297
01:30:16,375 --> 01:30:18,416
You're doing it.
1298
01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:31,166
Oh, see?
1299
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:36,999
Dylan.
1300
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,249
Did you send me this stupid present
instead of coming to this thing?
1301
01:30:40,250 --> 01:30:41,957
Wait, what?
1302
01:30:41,958 --> 01:30:43,999
Because if you don't want to come,
I don't care.
1303
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,082
I wanted to be there. I really did.
1304
01:30:46,083 --> 01:30:48,207
- Then something--
- Just stop, okay?
1305
01:30:48,208 --> 01:30:51,457
You don't have to pretend
because my mom is guilt-tripping you.
1306
01:30:51,458 --> 01:30:52,874
I'm not pretending.
1307
01:30:52,875 --> 01:30:55,165
- I really want to find a way--
- You never come to anything.
1308
01:30:55,166 --> 01:30:56,957
Yeah, I... I know.
1309
01:30:56,958 --> 01:30:58,290
- I know.
- Whatever.
1310
01:30:58,291 --> 01:31:01,665
I got to go. Just don't send me
any more stupid gifts, okay?
1311
01:31:01,666 --> 01:31:04,165
W-Wait, wait.
Dylan, what'd you mean by that?
1312
01:31:04,166 --> 01:31:05,332
This thing.
1313
01:31:07,041 --> 01:31:09,290
- Dylan, don't touch that. Wait.
- No, don't.
1314
01:31:09,291 --> 01:31:11,165
Do you seriously think
that there's anything--
1315
01:31:11,166 --> 01:31:12,832
Dylan, listen to me. Put that down.
1316
01:31:12,833 --> 01:31:14,749
Because I'm here to tell you that--
1317
01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,165
What is this?
1318
01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:17,458
What's going on?
1319
01:31:21,666 --> 01:31:22,957
What's happening?
1320
01:31:22,958 --> 01:31:25,125
Put that down!
1321
01:31:26,541 --> 01:31:28,582
Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
1322
01:31:28,583 --> 01:31:29,875
I don't know.
1323
01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:36,166
Jack.
1324
01:31:38,458 --> 01:31:39,708
It's my kid.
1325
01:31:41,250 --> 01:31:42,707
Find me.
1326
01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:56,999
Dad?
1327
01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,082
- Dad! What's going on?
- Dylan.
1328
01:31:59,083 --> 01:32:00,375
Where are we?
1329
01:32:03,291 --> 01:32:04,624
Oh, my God.
1330
01:32:06,125 --> 01:32:07,750
Oh, my God.
1331
01:32:10,750 --> 01:32:12,040
It worked.
1332
01:32:16,125 --> 01:32:19,207
Mm. Jack O'Malley.
1333
01:32:19,208 --> 01:32:21,290
Level Four.
1334
01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:24,582
What a perfect way to start my collection.
1335
01:32:24,583 --> 01:32:27,416
Bring production online.
1336
01:32:46,958 --> 01:32:52,415
Tonight, I will deliver one of these
to every single deviant on the list.
1337
01:32:52,416 --> 01:32:55,499
And when they wake up and open their gift,
1338
01:32:55,500 --> 01:32:57,582
they'll join my collection,
1339
01:32:57,583 --> 01:33:01,582
and the world will be
in the hands of the righteous.
1340
01:33:01,583 --> 01:33:02,833
Finally.
1341
01:33:03,916 --> 01:33:07,083
Tonight, I make the ride.
1342
01:33:10,375 --> 01:33:11,457
Director, we have Drift.
1343
01:33:11,458 --> 01:33:12,790
What happened?
1344
01:33:12,791 --> 01:33:14,415
What do you know about the Glaskäfig?
1345
01:33:14,416 --> 01:33:16,790
Mythical magic snow globe
used to imprison the naughty.
1346
01:33:16,791 --> 01:33:18,290
Krampus has it. Why?
1347
01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:20,290
Not anymore. The Witch has it.
1348
01:33:20,291 --> 01:33:21,874
And I think she's trying
to punish everyone on the list.
1349
01:33:21,875 --> 01:33:22,957
Wait. Slow down.
1350
01:33:22,958 --> 01:33:24,374
O'Malley just got globed
1351
01:33:24,375 --> 01:33:26,249
- and disappeared.
- What?
1352
01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:27,457
His kid, too.
1353
01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:29,249
Oh, dear Lord.
1354
01:33:29,250 --> 01:33:31,416
- Run O'Malley's tag.
- Yes, Director.
1355
01:33:33,125 --> 01:33:36,207
Zoe, I think she's trying
to mass-produce the Glaskäfig.
1356
01:33:36,208 --> 01:33:37,999
- How could she possibly do that?
- Think about it.
1357
01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:40,707
What's the one place that's capable
of something like that?
1358
01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:42,082
The North Pole?
1359
01:33:42,083 --> 01:33:44,207
But Nick's not there.
The complex runs on his power.
1360
01:33:44,208 --> 01:33:46,249
That can't be it.
1361
01:33:46,250 --> 01:33:48,582
- Unless--
- Unless he never left.
1362
01:33:48,583 --> 01:33:52,625
- But the snowcat, the jet.
- Drones, diversions.
1363
01:33:54,458 --> 01:33:55,874
Nick is still there.
1364
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:59,583
Director, I am not picking up
a signal for O'Malley's tracker.
1365
01:34:01,625 --> 01:34:03,624
Because he's under the dome.
1366
01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:05,874
But I've been talking
to your team all night.
1367
01:34:05,875 --> 01:34:07,791
You have?
1368
01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:12,915
Try Partridge.
1369
01:34:12,916 --> 01:34:15,166
- Connect to Partridge.
- Yes, Director.
1370
01:34:17,208 --> 01:34:19,999
- Hi. Cal.
- Hey. How you holding up, MC?
1371
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,457
Well, I can't sleep.
1372
01:34:21,458 --> 01:34:25,040
I'm just keeping myself busy
baking cookies for him.
1373
01:34:25,041 --> 01:34:26,457
For when he comes home.
1374
01:34:26,458 --> 01:34:27,999
Well, he's gonna love that.
1375
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:29,290
What do you got baking?
1376
01:34:29,291 --> 01:34:33,291
Just pulled out
a fresh batch of macaroons.
1377
01:34:35,916 --> 01:34:37,333
He'll love that.
1378
01:34:38,416 --> 01:34:40,582
Hang in. I'll keep you posted.
1379
01:34:40,583 --> 01:34:42,500
Thanks.
1380
01:34:44,083 --> 01:34:45,374
That's not her.
1381
01:34:45,375 --> 01:34:46,665
What do you mean?
1382
01:34:46,666 --> 01:34:48,208
Nick hates macaroons.
1383
01:34:49,833 --> 01:34:51,457
They're shape-shifters.
1384
01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:52,957
The Witch, the Lads.
1385
01:34:52,958 --> 01:34:54,666
They're all shape-shifters.
1386
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:58,499
The North Pole has been taken.
1387
01:35:05,125 --> 01:35:07,082
They're onto us.
1388
01:35:07,083 --> 01:35:08,707
Where are we?
1389
01:35:08,708 --> 01:35:11,665
- What's happening?
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, listen.
1390
01:35:11,666 --> 01:35:15,207
Now, I know
what this is gonna sound like.
1391
01:35:15,208 --> 01:35:17,708
Basically...
1392
01:35:19,916 --> 01:35:25,374
...Santa is missing,
and that giant lady is a witch,
1393
01:35:25,375 --> 01:35:30,249
and she got the snow globes
from a giant demonic Christmas...
1394
01:35:30,250 --> 01:35:31,749
goat man.
1395
01:35:31,750 --> 01:35:33,707
And now they're gonna make
millions of them
1396
01:35:33,708 --> 01:35:37,165
with that magical photocopier thing.
1397
01:35:37,166 --> 01:35:39,290
Look, I don't have
all the technical details,
1398
01:35:39,291 --> 01:35:44,665
but basically, these globes are meant
to imprison the naughty people forever.
1399
01:35:44,666 --> 01:35:46,875
Forever?
1400
01:35:47,958 --> 01:35:49,957
Not forever. I didn't...
Scratch that last part.
1401
01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:58,875
Remember, can't trust anyone.
1402
01:36:00,208 --> 01:36:02,082
I've got a signal.
1403
01:36:02,083 --> 01:36:04,041
O'Malley is here somewhere.
1404
01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:09,875
- We're close.
- Hey, chief.
1405
01:36:11,375 --> 01:36:12,958
Fred?
1406
01:36:14,583 --> 01:36:17,166
- I'll let the team know that you're back.
- How about you don't?
1407
01:36:22,083 --> 01:36:23,500
Shape-shifters.
1408
01:36:24,583 --> 01:36:26,165
Good tidings.
1409
01:36:31,416 --> 01:36:34,041
It says he should be right here.
1410
01:36:38,041 --> 01:36:39,416
The old tunnel system.
1411
01:36:40,583 --> 01:36:42,041
Runs right beneath the original workshop.
1412
01:36:43,125 --> 01:36:44,124
Let's go.
1413
01:36:45,916 --> 01:36:47,582
Is this happening because I was ditching?
1414
01:36:47,583 --> 01:36:48,707
What?
1415
01:36:48,708 --> 01:36:50,040
Is it because I slashed Kevin's tires?
1416
01:36:50,041 --> 01:36:52,207
No, no, no, no, no, no, Dylan.
1417
01:36:52,208 --> 01:36:53,624
You said it was for naughty people,
didn't you?
1418
01:36:53,625 --> 01:36:55,082
Well, she said that, but--
1419
01:36:55,083 --> 01:36:56,790
- What did I do?
- Dylan.
1420
01:36:56,791 --> 01:36:58,291
Look at me.
1421
01:36:59,583 --> 01:37:02,582
You may have done some things
that you shouldn't have.
1422
01:37:02,583 --> 01:37:05,708
Everybody does. Everybody.
There is nothing wrong with you.
1423
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:09,999
You're only in here be...
1424
01:37:10,000 --> 01:37:11,916
because of me.
1425
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:14,707
What did you do?
1426
01:37:14,708 --> 01:37:17,207
Mm. Lot of stuff.
1427
01:37:17,208 --> 01:37:19,625
It's... long list.
1428
01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:23,957
But bigger than any of that,
it's what I didn't do.
1429
01:37:23,958 --> 01:37:25,875
What are you talking about?
1430
01:37:32,583 --> 01:37:34,208
I've been a terrible father.
1431
01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:38,874
- That's not true.
- Yes, it is. It is.
1432
01:37:38,875 --> 01:37:40,582
I haven't been around.
1433
01:37:40,583 --> 01:37:43,624
I told myself I was doing you a favor,
which is bullshit.
1434
01:37:43,625 --> 01:37:47,166
It was bad for you,
and it was terrible for me.
1435
01:37:48,250 --> 01:37:51,332
I've made some mistakes, pal. I know that.
1436
01:37:51,333 --> 01:37:53,750
But I also know that I can do better.
1437
01:37:54,875 --> 01:37:56,957
And I know that's easier said than done.
1438
01:37:56,958 --> 01:38:00,625
I know it's a lot of work,
and I hope it's not too late.
1439
01:38:03,750 --> 01:38:08,791
Every day,
every decision is an opportunity.
1440
01:38:11,666 --> 01:38:13,500
And I want to start taking some of those.
1441
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,957
So I'm not asking you to believe me.
1442
01:38:16,958 --> 01:38:20,625
I'm just asking for you to...
give me a chance.
1443
01:38:22,041 --> 01:38:24,540
I know I may never be
the greatest father in the world,
1444
01:38:24,541 --> 01:38:27,290
but I know I can do better,
1445
01:38:27,291 --> 01:38:30,832
and I'm telling you right now
that I promise
1446
01:38:30,833 --> 01:38:33,124
I will never stop trying.
1447
01:38:59,125 --> 01:39:01,208
What just happened?
1448
01:39:04,916 --> 01:39:07,000
I think I just got a little bit nicer.
1449
01:39:08,125 --> 01:39:10,540
- Can we get out of here?
- Yeah.
1450
01:39:10,541 --> 01:39:13,332
First, we got to find somebody. Come on.
1451
01:39:22,250 --> 01:39:23,332
Ow.
1452
01:39:23,333 --> 01:39:25,291
Cal.
1453
01:39:26,833 --> 01:39:30,000
If you could make any toy in the world
real right now, what would it be?
1454
01:39:31,375 --> 01:39:32,749
Wonder Woman.
1455
01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:33,999
It's him.
1456
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,249
You all right?
1457
01:39:35,250 --> 01:39:37,374
Yeah. Yeah.
1458
01:39:37,375 --> 01:39:38,915
It's good to see you.
1459
01:39:38,916 --> 01:39:40,916
Dad?
1460
01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:43,290
Buddy, come here.
1461
01:39:43,291 --> 01:39:44,790
I want you to meet some friends.
1462
01:39:44,791 --> 01:39:47,957
Cal, Zoe, this is my son Dylan.
1463
01:39:47,958 --> 01:39:49,832
The one and only Dylan.
1464
01:39:49,833 --> 01:39:51,250
Your dad's told me so much about you.
1465
01:39:53,416 --> 01:39:54,915
Welcome to the North Pole.
1466
01:39:54,916 --> 01:39:57,249
Huh?
1467
01:39:57,250 --> 01:39:59,999
I can't believe she got
the old Quatuplicator back online again.
1468
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:01,832
This thing has been out of commission
since the late 1800s.
1469
01:40:01,833 --> 01:40:04,249
This thing was cranking out snow globes
like rat turds,
1470
01:40:04,250 --> 01:40:06,249
and it just stopped
like somebody pulled the plug.
1471
01:40:06,250 --> 01:40:07,415
Cal, we saw her.
1472
01:40:07,416 --> 01:40:09,499
She said she was
gonna do the ride herself.
1473
01:40:09,500 --> 01:40:11,374
- What?
- Deliver one of these snow globes
1474
01:40:11,375 --> 01:40:12,540
to everybody on the list.
1475
01:40:12,541 --> 01:40:15,290
That's impossible.
The sleigh won't lift off.
1476
01:40:15,291 --> 01:40:16,540
Without him.
1477
01:40:16,541 --> 01:40:18,125
We can't let that sleigh take off.
1478
01:40:20,000 --> 01:40:21,749
There's a subterranean access point
to the hangar.
1479
01:40:23,333 --> 01:40:24,500
Wait.
1480
01:40:32,333 --> 01:40:33,499
Chief.
1481
01:40:33,500 --> 01:40:34,832
Garcia.
1482
01:40:34,833 --> 01:40:36,125
Cal.
1483
01:40:39,208 --> 01:40:40,750
Ma'am.
1484
01:40:41,833 --> 01:40:43,499
Where is he?
1485
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:13,333
Gryla, stop!
1486
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:26,290
I was just leaving.
1487
01:41:27,958 --> 01:41:29,791
- Go. Take him.
- Come with me, Dylan. Got him.
1488
01:41:46,625 --> 01:41:48,540
Come on!
1489
01:41:48,541 --> 01:41:49,625
Go!
1490
01:43:15,291 --> 01:43:16,333
Hyah!
1491
01:44:19,166 --> 01:44:20,665
Nick.
1492
01:44:20,666 --> 01:44:22,750
Come on, Red. I got you.
1493
01:44:32,666 --> 01:44:34,540
Red?
1494
01:44:34,541 --> 01:44:37,207
Come back to me. Come back to me, boss.
1495
01:44:37,208 --> 01:44:38,833
Wake up.
1496
01:44:41,791 --> 01:44:43,790
Nick? Nick!
1497
01:44:43,791 --> 01:44:45,707
It's Cal.
1498
01:44:57,833 --> 01:44:58,916
Cal!
1499
01:45:11,333 --> 01:45:12,500
Holy shit.
1500
01:45:14,625 --> 01:45:15,625
Jack.
1501
01:45:19,000 --> 01:45:20,625
Run.
1502
01:45:21,750 --> 01:45:23,707
No way, man.
1503
01:45:23,708 --> 01:45:26,082
For a guy like me,
there's worse ways to go out
1504
01:45:26,083 --> 01:45:28,000
than by trying to save Santa Claus.
1505
01:45:31,250 --> 01:45:32,458
Gryla!
1506
01:45:33,541 --> 01:45:34,750
It's time for you to go.
1507
01:45:36,208 --> 01:45:38,832
Oh, I'll go,
1508
01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:42,124
but I'm taking him with me.
1509
01:45:42,125 --> 01:45:44,957
You're not taking him anywhere.
1510
01:45:44,958 --> 01:45:48,624
His power has been wasted
for far too long.
1511
01:45:48,625 --> 01:45:51,833
The punishing begins tonight.
1512
01:45:52,916 --> 01:45:55,499
You're gonna have to go through me first.
1513
01:45:55,500 --> 01:45:57,332
With pleasure.
1514
01:45:57,333 --> 01:45:59,665
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1515
01:45:59,666 --> 01:46:01,749
Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1516
01:46:01,750 --> 01:46:03,415
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah.
1517
01:46:03,416 --> 01:46:05,457
Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1518
01:46:05,458 --> 01:46:08,790
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Ooh, ooh, cha, cha.
1519
01:46:17,958 --> 01:46:22,999
You imbeciles have no idea
how to talk to a woman like this.
1520
01:46:23,000 --> 01:46:25,041
A real woman.
1521
01:46:27,166 --> 01:46:28,750
She's my ex.
1522
01:46:30,666 --> 01:46:32,832
Hello.
1523
01:46:32,833 --> 01:46:33,999
My love.
1524
01:46:34,000 --> 01:46:35,665
Get out of here, Krampus.
1525
01:46:35,666 --> 01:46:38,832
I can't do that.
1526
01:46:38,833 --> 01:46:43,665
And lovely as it is
to see your miserable face,
1527
01:46:43,666 --> 01:46:48,416
my brother has somewhere to be.
1528
01:46:57,458 --> 01:46:59,415
Just like old times.
1529
01:47:31,083 --> 01:47:33,791
Haven't you had enough?
1530
01:47:35,375 --> 01:47:37,999
If you want to take him,
1531
01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,333
you're gonna have to kill me.
1532
01:47:41,416 --> 01:47:43,415
Gladly.
1533
01:47:43,416 --> 01:47:45,540
Your sacrifice will mean nothing.
1534
01:47:45,541 --> 01:47:47,375
Gryla!
1535
01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:52,207
Enough!
1536
01:47:53,375 --> 01:47:57,040
Any last words
for your most faithful warrior?
1537
01:47:57,041 --> 01:47:59,208
Only one.
1538
01:48:00,666 --> 01:48:03,124
Kavalame!
1539
01:48:09,416 --> 01:48:11,333
Merry Christmas, Witch.
1540
01:48:25,625 --> 01:48:27,249
No!
1541
01:48:36,375 --> 01:48:37,957
No.
1542
01:48:41,708 --> 01:48:43,415
- No!
- Well, look at you.
1543
01:48:43,416 --> 01:48:45,499
Oh, shut up!
1544
01:48:48,583 --> 01:48:49,916
Nick.
1545
01:48:51,333 --> 01:48:52,416
You okay?
1546
01:48:54,375 --> 01:48:55,708
Yeah.
1547
01:48:59,625 --> 01:49:01,249
What took you so long?
1548
01:49:19,583 --> 01:49:22,790
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
1549
01:49:22,791 --> 01:49:25,958
Let's not get mushy.
1550
01:49:27,041 --> 01:49:28,290
Thank you, brother.
1551
01:49:31,416 --> 01:49:34,374
Merry Christmas...
1552
01:49:34,375 --> 01:49:36,250
brother.
1553
01:49:37,916 --> 01:49:39,707
You want to maybe stick around a while?
1554
01:49:42,958 --> 01:49:44,708
Don't push it.
1555
01:49:47,291 --> 01:49:48,500
Get to work.
1556
01:49:50,333 --> 01:49:52,124
And you...
1557
01:49:52,125 --> 01:49:53,958
I want a rematch.
1558
01:50:00,583 --> 01:50:03,000
Happy Krampusnacht!
1559
01:50:09,666 --> 01:50:11,332
Oh, my God.
1560
01:50:11,333 --> 01:50:12,707
Honey, where are you?
1561
01:50:12,708 --> 01:50:14,832
Mom,
you're not gonna believe this.
1562
01:50:16,833 --> 01:50:18,540
T plus
six minutes.
1563
01:50:18,541 --> 01:50:19,957
Sky Train, this is Partridge.
1564
01:50:19,958 --> 01:50:21,540
Back in the chair and back on track.
1565
01:50:21,541 --> 01:50:23,290
Good to
have you back, ma'am.
1566
01:50:29,708 --> 01:50:31,707
We are currently
six minutes behind schedule,
1567
01:50:31,708 --> 01:50:34,249
so we're gonna run this preflight
like our hair's on fire.
1568
01:50:50,166 --> 01:50:51,707
Dylan.
1569
01:50:51,708 --> 01:50:52,999
Jack.
1570
01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,749
- Hi.
- Hi.
1571
01:50:54,750 --> 01:50:56,041
Thanks for your help today.
1572
01:50:57,125 --> 01:50:59,124
He helped, too.
1573
01:50:59,125 --> 01:51:00,958
I know.
1574
01:51:04,583 --> 01:51:08,208
All systems
are go. Thirty seconds to launch.
1575
01:51:10,291 --> 01:51:11,791
Hey, Drift.
1576
01:51:13,375 --> 01:51:15,625
Have a great ride.
1577
01:51:16,708 --> 01:51:18,708
Merry Christmas, Director.
1578
01:51:20,083 --> 01:51:21,875
Dylan. Jack.
1579
01:51:23,500 --> 01:51:24,875
You guys coming?
1580
01:51:26,583 --> 01:51:28,165
- What?
- Really?
1581
01:51:28,166 --> 01:51:30,083
Come on, let's go. We got to roll.
1582
01:51:31,958 --> 01:51:34,874
Red One, you are clear for takeoff.
1583
01:53:03,416 --> 01:53:04,707
Copy that.
1584
01:53:04,708 --> 01:53:06,124
We're coming at you.
1585
01:53:44,166 --> 01:53:46,457
Yes! Yes!
1586
01:53:57,375 --> 01:53:58,999
He really does it, doesn't he?
1587
01:53:59,000 --> 01:54:01,749
Goes everywhere
in the entire world in one night.
1588
01:54:01,750 --> 01:54:05,165
He's a lot cooler than I thought he was.
1589
01:54:05,166 --> 01:54:07,582
- And a lot more athletic.
- Yeah.
1590
01:54:07,583 --> 01:54:09,624
- Guy's a beast.
- The guy is a beast.
1591
01:54:38,666 --> 01:54:40,666
You're seeing it, aren't you?
1592
01:54:41,708 --> 01:54:43,500
Yeah, I knew you'd get it back.
1593
01:54:45,000 --> 01:54:46,707
I lost it there for a while, Nick.
1594
01:54:46,708 --> 01:54:48,833
It's easy to lose it, Cal.
1595
01:54:50,208 --> 01:54:52,000
Important thing is to keep trying.
1596
01:54:57,916 --> 01:54:59,374
Nick.
1597
01:54:59,375 --> 01:55:01,291
I'd like to stay on.
1598
01:55:02,458 --> 01:55:03,791
If you'll have me.
1599
01:55:07,791 --> 01:55:09,541
You got it, Commander.
1600
01:55:16,041 --> 01:55:17,666
Did we just save Christmas?
1601
01:55:19,291 --> 01:55:21,582
I think we just saved Christmas.
1602
01:55:24,541 --> 01:55:28,415
♪ Hey, whoa, whoa ♪
1603
01:55:28,416 --> 01:55:31,707
♪ You better watch out,
you better not cry ♪
1604
01:55:31,708 --> 01:55:35,457
♪ Better not pout, I'm tellin' you why ♪
1605
01:55:35,458 --> 01:55:37,332
♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
1606
01:55:37,333 --> 01:55:39,457
Kavalame!
1607
01:55:39,458 --> 01:55:41,540
♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
1608
01:55:41,541 --> 01:55:48,290
♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town, yeah ♪
1609
01:55:48,291 --> 01:55:51,665
♪ He's makin' a list,
he's checkin' it twice ♪
1610
01:55:51,666 --> 01:55:55,374
♪ He's gonna find out
who's naughty or nice ♪
1611
01:55:55,375 --> 01:56:01,874
♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town,
Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
1612
01:56:01,875 --> 01:56:08,040
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town, yeah ♪
1613
01:56:08,041 --> 01:56:11,457
♪ He sees you when you're sleeping ♪
1614
01:56:11,458 --> 01:56:14,832
♪ He knows when you're awake ♪
1615
01:56:14,833 --> 01:56:18,165
♪ He knows if you've been bad or good ♪
1616
01:56:18,166 --> 01:56:21,124
♪ So be good, for goodness' sake ♪
1617
01:56:21,125 --> 01:56:25,374
♪ Oh, you better watch out,
you better not cry ♪
1618
01:56:25,375 --> 01:56:28,999
♪ Better not pout, I'm tellin' you why ♪
1619
01:56:29,000 --> 01:56:32,415
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1620
01:56:32,416 --> 01:56:35,249
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' to town ♪
- ♪ Hey, yeah ♪
1621
01:56:35,250 --> 01:56:37,958
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus ♪
1622
01:56:38,958 --> 01:56:41,250
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus ♪
1623
01:56:42,250 --> 01:56:44,957
- ♪ Santa Claus is comin' ♪
- ♪ Santa Claus ♪
1624
01:56:44,958 --> 01:56:51,249
- ♪ To town ♪
- ♪ Is comin' to town ♪
1625
01:56:51,250 --> 01:56:53,999
♪ Whoo ♪
1626
01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:57,207
♪ Whoa ♪