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NARRATOR: The magic
of childhood is always forgot.
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But this is the story of one who did not.
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(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (DOOR OPENING)
- (GRUNTS SOFTLY)
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Morning. Er...
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(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
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Evening. Hey.
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Sorry. Er... (CHUCKLES)
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I, erm, saved you some pasta sauce.
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WOMAN: Mm.
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Mwah.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Whoa.
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Whoa, are you okay?
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What... What happened at work?
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Did they cancel the fridge
you've been working on?
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No, they approved it.
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Well, that's great.
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No, it isn't.
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Why not? It's amazing. I love this thing.
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This knows me better
than I know myself.
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Round about this time,
Timothy likes wine.
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Doesn't know me that well.
(CHUCKLES)
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No, it knows you because
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they've put a camera
behind this panel here
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to monitor people's eating
and drinking habits
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- without their permission.
- No!
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I told them it had to go, but they refused.
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So, I quit.
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- Good for you. That's...
- No, it's not good.
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(SIGHS) This is bad, Tim.
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I don't... I don't think this is bad.
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The company wants the flat back,
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and the car. Everything.
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We're homeless.
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Okay, it's borderline bad.
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I'm gonna have to tell Mum.
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She's gonna be so disappointed in me.
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No one has any right
to be disappointed in you.
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- Well, you should be.
- What?
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I work and you look after
the kids. That's the deal.
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Have you...
Have you met our kids lately?
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- No devices at the table.
- (GUNS FIRING IN GAME)
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Beth, come on.
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- Dinner's ready, sweetie.
- (WHIMPERS)
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Put it
in the scratchel, please.
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- The what?
- Oh, it's a screen satchel.
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I made them myself.
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- Out of oven gloves.
- BETH: Oven gloves?
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You really need to get a job.
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Beth is (EXHALES)
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I think she might be an influencer.
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Okay, tonight, I thought
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we could play some games
together after dinner.
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- Not real-life games?
- Yeah, real-life games.
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I'm too old for games.
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Okay. Well, how about
a little bit of dancing?
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- We all hate dancing.
- (TIM SIGHS)
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Okay. (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) But, first,
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we have a-spaghetti à la Thompson.
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Just like-a Mamma used to make.
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Your mum isn't even Italian.
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Hey, I'm talking
about my way-back mamma.
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(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Joe's a cyborg.
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- Guys, can we... (SIGHS)
- (VIDEO GAME STARTS)
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Kill, kill, kill!
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Come on, mind blast,
mind blast, mind blast!
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TIM:And Fran, I don't remember
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the last time I heard
Sweet Frannie speak.
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I just feel like
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their childhood is just…
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It's slipping away.
I feel like I'm failing them.
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WOMAN: How did we end up here?
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- If we hadn't had kids...
- No, don't... don't say that.
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No, we could just run away
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and we could just start a new life.
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Maybe we can all just run away.
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Mm.
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- What are you doing?
- Would you like some wine?
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Not now, Fridge! Ah!
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(BLOWS)
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The dream binder.
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This is serious, Tim.
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Polly, we need this.
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And the kids need this. This is.
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(IN ITALIAN ACCENT) the soluzione.
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One of our dreams from 15 years ago?
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Si. Correct.
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Zione.
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Which one?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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- Oh, that dream.
- (CHUCKLES)
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(CHUCKLES NOSTALGICALLY)
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(TRAIN CHUGGING)
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(STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS)
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BETH: The countryside?
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Have you gone completely insane?
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- What about my friends?
- Will there be Wi-Fi?
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Don't need it. Look,
I brought everyone books.
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BOTH: Books?
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Si.
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BETH: I can't believe you let
him talk you into this, Mum.
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This is the oppression
of the patriarchy right here.
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POLLY: Beth, your dad and I are
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totally united on this. Okay?
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BETH: Why don't we ask Grandma
for money?
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No, no. We've decided
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we're not gonna tell Grandma
about this right now.
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Because she called Dad a loser?
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Your grandma thinks
that everyone's a loser.
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Especially me.
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This is a disaster.
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It's gonna be tough,
but you're just gonna have
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to trust us on this, okay?
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But seriously, will there be Wi-Fi?
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- You know what? Give me that.
- No.
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This is a big change.
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It's true. You're right.
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But I just have this feeling
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that it might be just kind of amazing.
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There's this wood where we're going,
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and it's full of the most
beautiful big trees.
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Great. Trees.
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Literally the most
boring things in the world.
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My 5G is going!
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I only have 3G!
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I've only got 2G.
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What's less than two? One.
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1G?
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- A G? What even is that?
- Er, so sorry. Excuse me, sir.
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- Any taxis around here?
- Nope.
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POLLY: No, it's all right,
love. I've got it. Erm...
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Now are there any taxis?
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Nope.
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POLLY: Oh.
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So...
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- TIM: Yeah.
- Okay.
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We'll just walk. We'll walk.
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(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
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JOE: My legs feel funny.
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They feel all achy.
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Oh, yeah, that's, erm...
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That's exercise, Joe.
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Here, you grab... grab an apricot,
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and that's gonna boost your energy.
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- (GROANS IN DISGUST)
- No, no, no. It's good.
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JOE: It tastes unhealthy.
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TIM: If it tastes unhealthy,
it means it's healthy.
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It's gonna add bulk to your stool.
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(CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(RUSTLING)
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(RUSTLING)
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POLLY: Fran! Goodness,
I thought we'd lost you.
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Come on, darling. Catch up.
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If we're poor now, how can we
even afford this place?
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(PANTING) Oh. Well, the farmer said
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we can pay him
at the end of the summer.
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During which time, we...
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Grow tomatoes.
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And there it is!
Your answer to everything.
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TIM: The microclimate here,
Beth, it directly mirrors
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this little town in northern Italy
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- where my family are...
- Not from.
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We're gonna make my pasta sauce,
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we're gonna sell it.
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And then we give the farmer
his £20,000,
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and then the place is ours.
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What kind of house only costs £20,000?
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(CACKLES ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
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(CROWS CAWING)
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A house that is not a house.
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Wow, it really is just a barn.
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- With huge potential.
- (CHUCKLES)
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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TIM: Okay.
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Wow.
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It's good.
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- POLLY: Oh.
- (BETH GASPS)
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(GASPS) Mm. Ooh, look at this.
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This is a cosy spot.
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Cosy trailer.
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- (BETH SCREAMING)
- (SCREAMS, YELPS) What?
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- What? What?
- Is it a rat?
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There's not even any electricity!
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- (SIGHS)
- Beth.
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How am I supposed
to charge my phone?
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(CHUCKLING) Look at this!
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A landline. (BLOWS)
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(COUGHS) Trusty old steam phone.
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- Doesn't work.
- JOE: I don't understand.
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Have we gone back in time?
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I'm gonna get the electricity sorted.
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- Okay?
- POLLY: Tim?
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Yeah.
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(SOFTLY) Is this the kitchen?
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(UNDER BREATH) Yeah.
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- I love the kitchen.
- I love it, too.
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And the... This is the dining area.
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- POLLY: Mm-hmm.
- Yummy, yum-yum.
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And then the sort of
living area over there.
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- POLLY: Yeah.
- Why is there a tractor in it?
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Good question, that, actually.
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- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- (ALL SCREAM)
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Oh, my God! Who's that?
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Oh, it's okay. It's just the farmer.
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All right
(SLURRING IN RURAL ACCENT)
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(SIGHS) Hi.
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How you doing? You must be Brian.
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That's right. How's it...
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
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- (LAUGHING) Yeah. Yeah.
- Right, now.
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(IN RURAL ACCENT)
you've got a set of duvets
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and all that and bill and pap
and whatnot up in there,
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get yourselves some kip and that.
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After that, it's all on you.
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- Yeah.
- What did he just say?
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No idea.
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Hi. Erm, excuse me.
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Oh, he's a little man, isn't he?
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Hi, little one.
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
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Do... Do... do you have any Wi-Fi?
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- (TIM CHUCKLES)
- Huh?
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Wi-Fi.
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Wi-Fi?
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Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Wi-Fi, 'course I got Wi-Fi.
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- BETH: Oh, great.
- Me, I love Wi-Fi. (LAUGHS)
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Oh, yeah, I get Wi-Fi.
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- Oh, yeah, I'll get Wi-Fi.
- TIM: (LAUGHS) Okay, okay.
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See? I told you, we're not
in the Dark Ages out here.
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It's gonna be fine.
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Here's Wi-Fi.
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Hello.
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- I'm Bella. Brian's wife-aye.
- Oh.
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BELLA: Yeah, we spoke on the phone.
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- Yeah, Bella. Of course.
- Oh, Brian's wife... aye.
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- (LAUGHS) Aye!
- Oh, I... Now I get it.
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We'll leave youse to it.
Let you get yourselves
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all cosy and that.
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Oh. Just remember,
close your windows at night
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and don't go in that wood up top.
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Why not?
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Some folks say it's enchanted.
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Strange creatures, floaty lights,
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weird noises. The usual things.
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(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) I wouldn't
say that was very usual.
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Why do you think
this place was so cheap, eh?
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- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- (BOTH LAUGH NERVOUSLY)
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Their faces!
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- Taddy-bye-byes, like.
- Taddy-bye-bye.
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- Bye.
- Night-night.
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00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,746
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
254
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,205
- (CHUCKLES)
- Which they will.
255
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,874
- Bye.
- POLLY: Right.
256
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,418
(DOOR CLOSES)
257
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,921
Weird locals, spooky wood, tick and tick.
258
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,548
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Yep.
259
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,009
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
260
00:12:41,762 --> 00:12:42,888
(OWL HOOTS)
261
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,182
- (SOFT RUSTLING)
- (GUITAR PLAYING)
262
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,690
(BLOWING)
263
00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,696
(COUGHS)
264
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,407
This is so cosy, isn't it?
265
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,742
I'm freezing.
266
00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,702
I miss central heating.
267
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:08,789
(EXCLAIMING)
268
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,457
Ooh, I just thought of something.
269
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:11,809
Is anyone else thinking
what I'm thinking?
270
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:12,959
It's the perfect time,
271
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:15,796
- for the family song.
- (WHIMPERS) No.
272
00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,632
(LAUGHS) Feel free to harmonize,
273
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,477
do the dance,
just follow your hearts, okay?
274
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,135
- Okay.
- (SIGHS)
275
00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,681
# We're a rootin'-tootin' family #
276
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,266
# Together we're a home #
277
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,810
I'm going to bed.
278
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,812
And I hope I never wake up.
279
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,773
# When you're with your family #
280
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:35,899
I'm going to bed too.
281
00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,400
# You're never alone #
282
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,862
# Oh, oh, we're together #
283
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,364
# Come rain or shine #
284
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,865
I think this wood's wet, love.
285
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,617
I'm gonna take Fran to bed.
286
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,844
# So clap your hands and sing along #
287
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:47,911
Come on.
288
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,456
# We'll all join in
and sing the family song #
289
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,462
# So clap your hands and sing along #
290
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:01,132
# We'll all join in and sing the family #
291
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,510
# Song #
292
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:08,640
Oh. Right.
293
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,017
(DUSTING HANDS) Bedtime.
294
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,277
Still not talking much, eh?
295
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,257
You used to be such a chatterbox
296
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,801
when you were little. Do you remember?
297
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,661
Do you know that you always
used to give me my best ideas?
298
00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:31,955
You did.
299
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,623
Funny little child's brain.
300
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,834
The most wonderful thing on Earth.
301
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,046
Don't hide it away, darling.
302
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,217
Right.
303
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,428
(GROWLS PLAYFULLY)
304
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,804
(POLLY CHUCKLES)
305
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,806
(MIMICS KISSING)
306
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:51,892
Mwah!
307
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,810
Night-night.
308
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,313
I saw a fairy today.
309
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:00,609
Did you?
310
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,128
(WHISPERING)
I think Fran spoke to me.
311
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,338
What did she say?
312
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,924
"I saw a fairy today."
313
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:26,426
(GIGGLES)
314
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,302
(TIM SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
315
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,389
- (INSECTS CHIRPING)
- (CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
316
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,190
(SIGHS)
317
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,813
- (WINDOW CREAKS LOUDLY)
- Oh!
318
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,203
Come on.
319
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,624
(SIGHS) I can't believe
I let you talk me into this!
320
00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:02,045
- She's human!
- Yes, but she's a good human.
321
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,297
She's kind. She gave me back my purse
322
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,840
and she deserves our thanks.
323
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,258
So we need to be kind to her.
324
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,719
Now, in you go.
325
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,429
Oh. Oh, I see.
326
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,056
Get the tiny little pixie
327
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,766
to go through the tiny little gap!
328
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,059
And what's wrong with that?
329
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,686
It's size-ist! That's what!
330
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:18,812
I mean
331
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,438
you're a fairy, mm?
332
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,832
Aren't fairies supposed to be small
333
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,576
and fly about the place like a little bird?
334
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,128
Well, Pixie, you know, that's
a sore point for me, so...
335
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,570
Oh. So I have to suffer?
336
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,406
And face the wrath of Moonface?
337
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,116
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
338
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:35,078
So you just didn't want
any of those pop cakes, then?
339
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:38,957
I like pop cakes.
340
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:40,333
Just this once, Silky.
341
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,919
In you go.
342
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,088
- Don't tell me what to do!
- Okay.
343
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,715
On the count of three,
344
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,425
you're going to jump, all right?
345
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,510
- PIXIE: Ooh-hoo-hoo.
- Okay.
346
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,264
Three, two, one.
347
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,516
I'm not scared.
348
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,309
I'm not scared.
349
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,562
I'm a little, you know...
350
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,939
Whoo! (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
351
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,900
- Count to five. Less scary.
- Ooh.
352
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,153
- Five, four...
- Mm. Mm.
353
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:09,779
- Three, two...
- Ooh. (YELPS)
354
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,449
- (SCREAMING)
- Ooh.
355
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:15,535
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! (GROANS)
356
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,287
I can't believe you pushed me.
357
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,705
Time for business.
358
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,708
- You ready?
- (GRUNTS) Silky
359
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,209
(THUDS)
- (PIXIE GROANS)
360
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,003
Now, go. You've got a job to do.
361
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,005
PIXIE: I want loads of pop cakes for this.
362
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,549
(GRUNTS) Whoa, whoa!
363
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,136
(PANTING)
364
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:36,056
- Be careful. Easy does it.
- (PIXIE STRAINING)
365
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,976
- That's it. Easy.
- (GROANING)
366
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,186
A little further.
367
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,605
You're nearly there. Push it.
368
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,231
- (STRAINS, EXHALES)
- (SILKY GASPS)
369
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,275
(EXHALES CONTENTEDLY)
370
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,443
Whoa.
371
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,695
Oh. (GRUNTS)
372
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,155
(GASPS) Ooh, ooh!
373
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,948
Now look what's happened.
374
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,742
Great plan, Silky!
375
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,327
(GIGGLING)
376
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,245
How is this funny?
377
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,371
I'm not laughing!
378
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,124
Oh. (MUMBLING) Oh, my God, it's...
379
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,127
(LAUGHING)
380
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:09,214
(COCKEREL CROWING)
381
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,472
- BETH: What's that noise?
- Ah, hey, Beth.
382
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,725
Oh, it's Roger. Nature's alarm clock.
383
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,477
- Fine.
- (CLUCKING)
384
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,479
Snooze mode.
385
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,564
- Hey! Whoa! No!
- (COCKEREL CLUCKS)
386
00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,983
That's not cool. Not cool, Beth.
387
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,319
(SIGHS)
388
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,446
You all right, Rog?
389
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,575
(ROGER CROWING IN DISTANCE)
390
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,719
SILKY:Thank you
for giving my purse back.
391
00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,638
Come and see us for tea and cakes
392
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,056
at the Faraway Tree.
393
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,724
From your friend, Silky.
394
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,310
PS. Don't tell Moonface.
395
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,062
Bring a gift.
396
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,744
(RAPID THUDDING)
397
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,208
POLLY: Oh, good. Frannie, you're up.
398
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,394
You can help me with breakfast.
399
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:29,586
It's fried eggs,
400
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:33,256
but I just have to figure out the oven.
401
00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:35,842
(SIGHING) Okay.
402
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:38,970
- (SCREAMS)
- (CLUCKING)
403
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,556
There's a chicken on it.
404
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,808
Why is there a chicken on it?
405
00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:46,728
Shoo, chicken.
406
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,938
Shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo.
Breakfast might just be
407
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,523
a little bit delayed, sweetheart.
408
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,193
(ENGINE WHIRRING)
409
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,028
Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey.
410
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,446
Hi. Whoa, that's too much.
411
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:58,048
You said you wanted a load of manure.
412
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,992
I did. As in "some" manure.
Not a truckload.
413
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:02,303
BRIAN: What's he blathering on about?
414
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,367
BELLA: I don't know, do I?
415
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,637
- You all right, Frannie?
- BELLA: Go on.
416
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:07,889
- Oh, yeah.
- (BRIAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
417
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,461
How big was this horse?
418
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,588
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
419
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,324
SILKY: First, enter the wood.
420
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,135
Then, cross the stream.
421
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:10,603
Go under the tree.
422
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,483
Oh, ignore the signs.
423
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,614
(ENCHANTING MUSIC CONTINUES)
424
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,084
Enter the clearing and you'll see it.
425
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,840
The Magic Faraway Tree.
426
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,472
(FAINT INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
427
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,776
SILKY:Now close your eyes and say,
428
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,072
"I believe in magic" three times.
429
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,534
I believe in magic.
430
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:08,536
I believe in magic.
431
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,621
I believe in magic.
432
00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,749
(MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
433
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:18,087
(TREE CREAKING)
434
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,436
(CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
435
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:37,774
Wow.
436
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,812
Whoa!
437
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,036
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
438
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:35,081
(PANTING)
439
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,295
(GRUNTS)
440
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,641
I'm calm. I'm happy. I'm happy.
441
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:55,810
I'm happy. I'm calm. Mm.
442
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,438
- (SCREAMING)
- (GASPS)
443
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:01,107
- Er, sorry to bother you.
- (PIXIE SCREAMING)
444
00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:03,359
Go away and never come back!
445
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,822
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
446
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:09,991
(GRUNTS)
447
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:06,756
Whoa.
448
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:23,356
(LIGHT METALLIC HUM)
449
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,487
Moonface?
450
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,072
Of course I told Watzisname
451
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,907
not to eat the bang-bang mustard,
452
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,492
and now he's awfully uncomfortable.
453
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:35,618
(PANS CLANKING)
454
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,078
- Shame, really.
- (BOTH GASP)
455
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,204
Good gracious!
456
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,915
I mean... er, a thief! Intruder!
457
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,459
(PANTS) Saucepan Man, go get help.
458
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,545
- (PANTS) Who...
- (CLANKING)
459
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,797
Who are you?
460
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:50,174
What do you want?
461
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,843
- Erm... I...
- (CLANKING)
462
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:54,488
- What's that?
- You said, "Go get kelp."
463
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:55,805
I said go get help for me!
464
00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,349
(GRUNTS, SPUTTERS)
What are you doing?
465
00:25:58,474 --> 00:25:59,826
You said, "Throw some kelp at me."
466
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,036
- MOONFACE: Gah!
- Goodness me.
467
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,436
What is all this caterwauling?
468
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:06,440
I came in to find this tiny little human
469
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:11,237
with her grubby little fingers
all over my precious things.
470
00:26:11,362 --> 00:26:13,823
Hello. I'm Silky.
471
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,117
So called for my silky golden hair.
472
00:26:16,867 --> 00:26:18,077
What's your name, little one?
473
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,705
Er, Francesca.
474
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,248
Fran for short.
475
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,458
Oh.
476
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,421
See, she's not a stranger.
477
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,965
This is Francesca Franfershort.
478
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,509
But she... But she's a human!
479
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,887
Humans are expressly forbidden
480
00:26:37,013 --> 00:26:39,432
from entering the Enchanted Wood!
481
00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:42,810
Yes, but she's brought a gift.
482
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,145
And humans are allowed
483
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,706
into the Enchanted Wood
if they bring gifts.
484
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,231
We agreed that at the last
485
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:49,358
- general meeting, remember?
- What meeting?
486
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:50,735
- (CLANKS)
- Hmm?
487
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:52,987
The one that... that you missed.
488
00:26:54,822 --> 00:26:56,102
Show him the gift, Franfershort.
489
00:26:56,198 --> 00:26:57,742
Oh, it's in my bag.
490
00:26:58,284 --> 00:26:59,327
- SAUCEPAN MAN: Hmm?
- Oh.
491
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:03,623
Oh, it's a...
492
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:06,417
Oh, it's one of these. Ah.
493
00:27:07,168 --> 00:27:08,210
Well
494
00:27:08,836 --> 00:27:10,630
demonstrate the gift.
495
00:27:10,755 --> 00:27:11,756
SAUCEPAN MAN: Mm.
496
00:27:16,677 --> 00:27:18,679
(RAPID THUDDING)
497
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,972
- Huh.
- (GASPS)
498
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,392
(CHUCKLES) It seems like
a silly little thing.
499
00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:25,186
SILKY: Oh. SAUCEPAN MAN: Mm.
500
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,271
Well, well, well, I... I
501
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:31,233
shall master this
pathetic device in seconds,
502
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,112
because I am the greatest at all things.
503
00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,489
- (CHUCKLING)
- Here we go.
504
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:38,824
(PANS CLANKING)
505
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,494
Shush your pans, Saucy!
You're putting me off!
506
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:43,412
Whoop. Just...
(CHUCKLES UNCERTAINLY)
507
00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:44,955
See?
508
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:47,583
Oh. Oh. (MUTTERS)
509
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,752
(PANTS, GRUMBLES)
510
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,087
That's Moonface.
511
00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:53,297
- Goodness gracious!
- I guessed that.
512
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:54,965
- MOONFACE: Silly thing!
- And this...
513
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:56,717
(GRUNTING)
514
00:27:57,635 --> 00:27:59,345
This is Saucepan Man.
515
00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,514
Saucy, this is Fran.
516
00:28:01,639 --> 00:28:03,349
- Hello, Stan.
- Oh.
517
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,576
Er, he's a little hard of hearing
518
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,602
on account of all the saucepans.
519
00:28:06,727 --> 00:28:08,270
Why doesn't he just take them off?
520
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:09,873
Take them off? Well, then I wouldn't be.
521
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,982
Saucepan Man, would I? Dumb-dumb.
522
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,819
Oh. Did you meet
the angry pixie downstairs?
523
00:28:14,944 --> 00:28:18,364
Angry? (LAUGHS) I'm furious!
524
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:19,699
Don't worry about him.
525
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:21,409
Come on, let's go meet the others.
526
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:23,369
(MOONFACE GRUNTING)
527
00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,705
Come on, Moony.
528
00:28:25,830 --> 00:28:27,665
You all live in this tree?
529
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:30,459
Yes. Can you imagine a better place?
530
00:28:32,128 --> 00:28:33,212
It's amazing.
531
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:34,880
Yeah, it's all right.
532
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:38,175
It's a bit better than just all right.
533
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,302
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
534
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,059
FEMALE: Incoming!
535
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,384
SILKY: Oh! Better stand aside.
536
00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:55,734
That's Dame Washalot.
537
00:28:55,818 --> 00:28:57,818
She empties her bucket around
this time of morning.
538
00:28:58,154 --> 00:28:59,488
- Hello.
- Oh!
539
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,658
And this is Mr Watzisname.
540
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,454
Oh, I hate it
when I forget people's names.
541
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:09,498
Oh. No, no. He can't
remember his name.
542
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,917
It's true. I used to know so much,
543
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:14,044
but now, nothing at all.
544
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:16,589
Still, happens to everyone, I suppose.
545
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:19,049
Actually, it hasn't happened
to anyone else I know.
546
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:20,509
- (BELL DINGING)
- BOTH: Ooh!
547
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,261
That is a new land
548
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:24,013
arriving at the top of the Faraway Tree.
549
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:25,824
Would you like to come and have a look?
550
00:29:25,848 --> 00:29:27,016
(EXHALES)
551
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:29,769
Have fun. Nice to meet you.
552
00:29:32,605 --> 00:29:33,606
(MOONFACE GRUNTS)
553
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:44,325
- DAME WASHALOT: All right?
- And this is Dame Washalot.
554
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,243
Need anything washing, sweetheart?
555
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,287
No. I'm okay, thanks.
556
00:29:48,996 --> 00:29:51,081
Dame Washalot knows
everything there is to know
557
00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:52,642
about the lands at the top of the tree.
558
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,210
- Oh, stop it. (GIGGLES)
- SILKY: Ooh!
559
00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:55,520
Shall we see what's up there today?
560
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:56,813
DAME WASHALOT:
Ooh, that's a good idea.
561
00:29:56,837 --> 00:29:57,838
Let's take a look.
562
00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:00,174
(CHUCKLING)
563
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,967
It's the Land of Goodies today!
564
00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:04,136
Oh, you'll have a great time
up there, little one.
565
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:06,430
Nothing to fear at all.
566
00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:09,016
Except you must leave
before the land turns!
567
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,185
Otherwise, you'll be stuck
there for good. You hear?
568
00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:12,853
She does that a lot.
569
00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:15,648
Oh, you'll have so much fun. (GIGGLES)
570
00:30:15,773 --> 00:30:18,150
Shall we go into launch mode?
571
00:30:18,275 --> 00:30:19,735
What's launch mode?
572
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:20,986
Just you wait.
573
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:24,824
Launch mode goes
a little something like this.
574
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,052
- (UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYING)
- SAUCEPAN MAN: Let's go.
575
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:28,327
SILKY: I love this one.
576
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:34,917
We can do it together. Start like this.
577
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,921
And bigger, and twirl.
578
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:42,675
Let's go this way.
579
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,052
(UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)
580
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:52,476
I love this one.
581
00:30:55,938 --> 00:30:58,399
(MUFFLED UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
582
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,247
SAUCEPAN MAN: Here we go.
583
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:20,588
Yeah, go.
584
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,342
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
585
00:31:53,537 --> 00:31:55,956
- (MUSIC ENDS)
- (CURIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
586
00:31:58,709 --> 00:31:59,710
Wow.
587
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,761
(TUTTING)
588
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,221
Attention!
589
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,809
Welcome to the Land of Goodies.
590
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:16,935
(GIGGLES)
591
00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:19,271
Here, there's one rule and one rule only.
592
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,483
Don't be greedy.
593
00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:25,152
So I'm gonna let you guys
go and get a lot... Oh!
594
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:27,571
(WARBLING)
595
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:30,157
Everybody duck, flying saucers.
596
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,415
(CHUCKLES) I love flying saucers.
597
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,601
- POLICEMAN: Remember...
- (SILKY GASPS)
598
00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:40,727
There is no need for greed.
599
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,002
Fran, look!
600
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,337
(GIGGLES)
601
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,732
- Thank you. Cheers.
- POLICEMAN: Remember,
602
00:32:45,756 --> 00:32:48,133
- no greed.
- (SIGHS) Jobsworth.
603
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:50,177
Right. Load me up.
604
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,428
- Don't be shy.
- FRAN: Mm!
605
00:32:52,221 --> 00:32:53,221
Sour. Love it.
606
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,224
(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) Look at them!
607
00:32:55,349 --> 00:32:57,309
They are much bigger
than last year, aren't they?
608
00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,103
(GASPS) Oh!
609
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:02,773
This is called a pop cake.
610
00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,651
- Why is it called a pop cake?
- You'll see.
611
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,487
- (POPS)
- (GASPS)
612
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,490
(GASPS) What do you think?
613
00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:13,492
- Mm! Mm!
- (SILKY GIGGLING)
614
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:17,579
- Mm.
- Beware! Decay! Beware!
615
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,039
- Decay!
- Crackpot.
616
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,484
- HELPER: Beware! Decay!
- Jog on.
617
00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,335
Sugary, sugary fruit punch?
618
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:24,712
Don't mind if I do.
619
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:26,672
Yeah.
620
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:28,716
Hmm.
621
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,050
- (GRUNTS)
- (LAUGHTER)
622
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:33,137
(CLEARS THROAT, CHUCKLES)
Got quite a kick to it.
623
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,380
The most delicious marshmallows
624
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:38,684
in all of the lands.
625
00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:41,895
- What do you think?
- FRAN: Wow, my favourite.
626
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,063
SILKY: Let's have a look.
627
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,898
MOONFACE: Mm.
Nothing like marshmallows.
628
00:33:45,024 --> 00:33:46,376
SAUCEPAN MAN: Right, go on.
Get the marshmallows.
629
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,526
MOONFACE: Absolutely.
630
00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:53,323
- (CLUCKING)
- (ENGINE SPLUTTERING)
631
00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,617
(POPS, BACKFIRES)
632
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,662
(ENGINE SPLUTTERING)
633
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:00,706
- What are you doing?
- Hey!
634
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:01,915
(HORN BLARING)
635
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,083
Oh, no, you know,
636
00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:05,878
- getting the old...
- (CLANKS)
637
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,589
The tracky going. You know how it goes.
638
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:11,759
(CLEARS THROAT) Yeah,
gonna make this baby sing.
639
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,469
(EXPLODES, HISSES)
640
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:22,102
POLLY: Tim? TIM: Yeah?
641
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,080
I'm thinking that I'm
gonna start applying for jobs.
642
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,647
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Yes.
643
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:27,649
TIM: I think the kids might be
getting into it.
644
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,359
My game just died.
645
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,819
What do I do now?
646
00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:33,572
Go outside and play, Joe.
647
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:34,698
Mm, with what?
648
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:36,867
With other humans.
649
00:34:36,992 --> 00:34:38,535
Play with your sisters. Where's Beth?
650
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,497
Beth says this place
has triggered boredom trauma.
651
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:44,041
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- TIM: I can't do it.
652
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,375
It's been a day, dude!
653
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:47,669
At least Fran's out there
having a good time.
654
00:34:47,795 --> 00:34:49,797
Oh. Where is Fran?
I thought she was with you.
655
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,173
No, I thought she was with you.
656
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:52,674
- No.
- Er...
657
00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:55,761
Oh, I did see her. She was, erm...
658
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:00,432
You don't think she would
659
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,726
she would have gone
to the wood up top, do you?
660
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:04,965
The wood they said not to go in?
661
00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:06,939
Yeah, the haunted wood.
662
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,650
POLLY: Uh-oh. TIM: Oh!
663
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:11,777
(TIM GROANS)
664
00:35:11,902 --> 00:35:14,404
(FLYING SAUCERS WARBLING)
665
00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:19,636
SAUCEPAN MAN: Just
flying saucers and no bananas.
666
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,994
But I like bananas more.
667
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,163
I'm on the lookout for some flumps.
668
00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:25,833
Hello. Have you got any flumps?
669
00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:26,959
Oh!
670
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,480
SAUCEPAN MAN: Oh,
thank you. Very good.
671
00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:33,924
Thank you.
672
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:37,136
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
673
00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:40,514
(PANTS)
674
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:42,975
Oh. Careful, little one.
675
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,352
You won't be able
to carry that basket soon.
676
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,479
(LOUD RUMBLING)
677
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:53,152
- What's going on?
- The land's about to turn.
678
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:54,757
We need to get down the hatch, quick!
679
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,947
SAUCEPAN MAN: Come on, Silky.
SILKY: Come along, Fran!
680
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,992
FRAN: But I haven't had a marshmallow.
681
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:04,413
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
682
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,485
I'm stuck!
683
00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,030
(TUTTING)
684
00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:39,531
Very disappointing.
685
00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:43,619
- "Be sensible," I said.
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
686
00:36:43,744 --> 00:36:46,288
- Let's start with your name.
- FRAN: I have to go!
687
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,040
The only place you're going
688
00:36:48,165 --> 00:36:50,709
is to a greedy, greedy prison, young lady.
689
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,170
- (RUMBLING CONTINUES)
- POLLY: Fran!
690
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:55,964
- Fran!
- TIM: Fran!
691
00:36:58,175 --> 00:36:59,301
Frannie!
692
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:02,596
- Fran!
- Frannie!
693
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,600
- (RUMBLING)
- Oh. Oh.
694
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:08,485
- Where's the little one?
- We can't go back.
695
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:09,645
We'll get stuck. Leave her.
696
00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:11,104
We can't leave her. Come on!
697
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:14,733
No one touch me flying saucer!
698
00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,279
- Fran!
- Fran!
699
00:37:20,489 --> 00:37:22,324
Fran? I see her!
700
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,450
I see her!
701
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:25,887
MOONFACE: Well,
it would be marshmallows.
702
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,412
SILKY: Oh, Fran!
POLICEMAN: Excuse me.
703
00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,265
- FRAN: I'm stuck!
- Oh! Quick, help! She's stuck.
704
00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:30,767
POLICEMAN:
You guys are aiding a felon!
705
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:32,417
You're all under arrest! I need names!
706
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,062
We're hardly gonna give you
our names, Officer.
707
00:37:34,086 --> 00:37:36,046
- Help us face, Moonface!
- Moonface, all right.
708
00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,631
Oh, thanks a lot, Silky!
709
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,800
- Silky, gotcha!
- Come on, help!
710
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,385
All right!
711
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,678
POLICEMAN: So many
712
00:37:42,803 --> 00:37:44,805
greedy, greedy prisoners
for greedy prison.
713
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,223
(STRAINS)
714
00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:49,810
- (GRUNTS)
- POLICEMAN: Aha! You see?
715
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,019
You're all under ar
716
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,980
(CLANKS)
- (SCREAMING)
717
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:55,357
- Come on!
- FRAN: Nice shot,
718
00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,025
- Saucepan Man.
- (WHIMPERS)
719
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,944
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Me google buns.
720
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:01,863
Oh! They're all right, actually.
721
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:03,865
- (RUMBLING)
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
722
00:38:05,534 --> 00:38:06,827
They're not gonna make it.
723
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:09,997
Come on! Get out of the way! Move!
724
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,873
(CLAMOURING)
725
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,960
Get a flipping move on!
726
00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:16,670
POLICEMAN: You're under arrest.
727
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,381
- (HELPER SHOUTING IN PANIC)
- Shush!
728
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:21,883
Stop! Stop!
729
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:23,969
Stop! Oi!
730
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:27,264
You'll be back, and I'll be waiting,
731
00:38:27,389 --> 00:38:29,224
you greedy greedies!
732
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,189
- How was it, then?
- It was amazing.
733
00:38:36,315 --> 00:38:37,750
Well, you haven't seen the best bit yet.
734
00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:38,984
The slippery slip.
735
00:38:39,109 --> 00:38:40,319
The what?
736
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,346
- (WHIMPERS SOFTLY)
- Worry not, little one.
737
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,539
There's absolutely nothing
to be afraid of.
738
00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:00,172
You all right?
739
00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:02,341
- Erm...
- Great.
740
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:06,428
ALL: Five, four, three,
741
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:08,472
- two...
- (SCREAMS)
742
00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:11,099
- One?
- Oh, Moony.
743
00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:13,977
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
744
00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:17,898
Whoa!
745
00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:21,443
(SCREAMS)
746
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,573
Whoa!
747
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,704
(PANTS)
748
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:37,459
- Got it.
- Okay, great.
749
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:38,728
We gotta quickly get a search party.
750
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:40,379
- Search party?
- Yeah. For your sister.
751
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:41,944
She's missing. Remember your sister?
752
00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,733
You used to care about her and
love her, and she's missing.
753
00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:45,467
- It's partly your fault.
- My fault?
754
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:46,968
- Yeah.
- How is this my fault?
755
00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:48,571
If you'd been playing with her instead of
756
00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:50,514
sitting in your room and throwing shoes
757
00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,474
- at chickens...
- Playing with her?
758
00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:53,767
Do I look eight years old?
759
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,811
If anything, this is your fault
760
00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:58,063
for filling her head
with rubbish about some wood
761
00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,815
being full of joy and wonder.
762
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,525
When can we get electricity?
763
00:40:01,650 --> 00:40:03,985
- Joe, no!
- Ah! Just give me a minute.
764
00:40:04,111 --> 00:40:06,321
You're both behaving like
a couple of spoiled brats!
765
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,323
Spoiled? Is it too much
766
00:40:08,448 --> 00:40:10,575
- to ask for electricity?
- Yes, it is, actually!
767
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,637
Do you know where electricity
comes from, how it's made?
768
00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:14,329
It comes from plugs, doesn't it?
769
00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:15,974
- Oh, Joe.
- Yeah, well, maybe if you'd
770
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,291
had a job as well as Mum,
then we wouldn't have had to
771
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,085
- move here in the first place!
- Beth!
772
00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,920
- Why are you all arguing?
- (POLLY GASPS)
773
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:23,713
- Oh, Frannie!
- Fran!
774
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:24,840
TIM: Oh, darling!
775
00:40:25,465 --> 00:40:27,342
- Oh, my God, I was so worried.
- Oh!
776
00:40:27,467 --> 00:40:29,845
Where'd you go, you silly billy? Huh?
777
00:40:29,970 --> 00:40:31,012
I'm sorry.
778
00:40:31,513 --> 00:40:33,098
- I lost track of time.
- Oh, it's okay.
779
00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:34,450
- It's okay.
- No, no, no, it's not okay.
780
00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:35,600
No, no, it's not okay.
781
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:36,765
Where have you been, Fran?
782
00:40:36,852 --> 00:40:40,188
I was in the wood,
but it's not spooky at all.
783
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:44,025
It's enchanted and wonderful.
Just like you said, Dad.
784
00:40:44,568 --> 00:40:46,027
I went up the Faraway Tree
785
00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:47,654
and got stuck in the Land of Goodies.
786
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:50,240
But the Saucepan Man and Silky
came to help.
787
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,951
And Moonface, even though
he doesn't like me.
788
00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:55,537
- And she's gone totally mad.
- Hey, Beth.
789
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,831
I think I preferred the non-talking Fran.
790
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,374
TIM: Shh!
791
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,543
Does no one believe me?
792
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,211
Yeah, we do. Of course we do, darling.
793
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:05,755
But we're so glad that you
had a good time, sweetheart.
794
00:41:05,881 --> 00:41:07,549
But the next time that you want
795
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,218
to go to your enchanted wood,
you have to go
796
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,624
- with Joe and Beth. Okay?
- TIM: With Joe and Beth. Yeah.
797
00:41:12,929 --> 00:41:14,347
- Okay?
- Okay.
798
00:41:15,307 --> 00:41:17,225
It's so lovely to hear your voice.
799
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:19,269
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- TIM: Hmm.
800
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:22,105
Mm! Oh. (SIGHS)
801
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,067
(CLUCKING)
802
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,448
(WHISTLING)
803
00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:36,912
Buongiorno. Buongiorno, bambini!
804
00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:38,497
Rise and shine.
805
00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:40,415
It's a beautiful day at Casa Thompson.
806
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:45,003
(WHISPERING) Ciao. Ciao, bambini.
807
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,674
How we doing? Here we go.
808
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:54,804
Huh?
809
00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,851
Oh, come on!
810
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:04,564
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
811
00:42:05,899 --> 00:42:06,900
(LAUGHS)
812
00:42:07,651 --> 00:42:09,861
- Say hello to running water.
- (LAUGHS)
813
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:12,739
I might have had an idea
for an irrigation system.
814
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,077
(BLOWS)
815
00:42:18,662 --> 00:42:20,330
- This is the basic structure.
- Okay.
816
00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:21,849
- Yeah, here?
- I think we need to put
817
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,033
the corners out, and then
we can measure it accurately.
818
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:30,065
There's one window,
there's two windows.
819
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:33,760
Yep, watch out for that thing.
820
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:37,597
- Okay.
- We did it.
821
00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:46,189
BETH: Dear Grandma,
822
00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:48,817
I know I'm not supposed to
tell you, but you should know.
823
00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:51,736
We've become poor
and moved to the countryside.
824
00:42:52,654 --> 00:42:55,490
Dad is making a fool
of himself as always.
825
00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:56,616
TIM: Oh.
826
00:42:57,367 --> 00:42:59,494
BETH:And his crazy plan
to grow tomatoes
827
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:02,956
is infecting the whole family. Even Mum.
828
00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:06,501
She's now actually helping him.
829
00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:14,217
I'm starting to worry she's
been completely brainwashed.
830
00:43:14,342 --> 00:43:16,094
(YELPS, LAUGHS)
831
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:20,599
- Yeah!
- BETH: Joe has got
832
00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:23,602
- severe withdrawal problems.
- (MIMICS SHOOTING)
833
00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:27,230
Let's get the chest. Stupid meg sword.
834
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,733
BETH:And Fran's senses
have gone completely.
835
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:31,943
Please come to the Enchanted Wood.
836
00:43:33,987 --> 00:43:36,197
BETH:I've tried making
friends with the local kids,
837
00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:39,409
but the conversation is far from riveting.
838
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,495
These are no ordinary wellies.
839
00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,707
They have a Gore-Tex lining
for extra dryness.
840
00:43:45,832 --> 00:43:47,459
Got any Gore-Tex wellies?
841
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,377
No.
842
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:53,590
Oh, Grandma, please rescue us.
843
00:43:53,715 --> 00:43:55,925
You're the only one
who could end this insanity
844
00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:58,136
and get us back to the real world.
845
00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:01,014
Best wishes. Your granddaughter, Beth.
846
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:04,559
Er, you've also had an email
from Buckingham Palace.
847
00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:06,495
Would you like to have tea
with the King on Thursday?
848
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:07,979
Oh, that's a hard no.
849
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,106
(SCOFFS) I can't stand their stair carpet.
850
00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:12,233
Oh. Look, sorry, I almost forgot.
851
00:44:12,359 --> 00:44:13,568
There's also this.
852
00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:15,070
GRANDMA: Oh, a letter!
853
00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,863
- Yes.
- (LAUGHS) I remember those.
854
00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,782
Yes. What fun!
855
00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:21,510
- But how do you get into it?
- Oh. I'm sorry. God, sorry.
856
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,787
Er, I'll just open that for you.
857
00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:24,954
Oh!
858
00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:26,455
What is that smell?
859
00:44:26,539 --> 00:44:28,083
I believe it's horse manure, ma'am.
860
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:30,293
Oh, horse manure? Oh.
861
00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:32,796
(SNIFFS) Ugh, horse manure.
(COUGHS)
862
00:44:32,921 --> 00:44:36,257
- (GREGORIAN CHANTS PLAYING)
- (CHANTING WITH MUSIC)
863
00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:46,309
What are you doing now?
864
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,269
Gregorian chants, darling.
865
00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:51,231
Good for the plants. They love it!
866
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,941
(ENGINE STARTS)
867
00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:55,235
And I've got the tractor
running on tomato juice.
868
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,820
- (WHOOPS)
- (LOUD SNAP)
869
00:44:56,945 --> 00:44:58,238
- (YELPS)
- Oi!
870
00:44:58,363 --> 00:44:59,739
Well, it's a work in progress.
871
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:00,865
(TIM CHUCKLES)
872
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:05,912
What do you want?
873
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,164
Please come to the Enchanted Wood.
874
00:45:08,289 --> 00:45:10,125
You know what? Fine.
875
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,794
Anything is better than being here.
876
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,379
Finally!
877
00:45:14,504 --> 00:45:16,506
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
878
00:45:25,098 --> 00:45:26,182
Seriously?
879
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:30,186
Ugh, it's wet! Ugh!
880
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,732
(JOE GRUNTS)
881
00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,025
Ugh!
882
00:45:36,151 --> 00:45:37,819
Oh, my God, it's in my hair!
883
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:43,283
Hello? I'm literally seeing
warning signs right now.
884
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:45,493
Don't worry. They're just
to scare humans off.
885
00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:49,080
- But we're humans, aren't we?
- It's okay. They know me.
886
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,791
- Who's they?
- Don't you remember, Joe?
887
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,376
Fran's friends with the fairies.
888
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,255
JOE: I'm tired.
889
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,048
Guys, it's just there.
890
00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:02,427
It's just a tree.
891
00:46:05,263 --> 00:46:06,765
Now close your eyes
892
00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:09,809
and say, "I believe in magic" three times.
893
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,394
There's no way I'm saying that.
894
00:46:13,313 --> 00:46:15,190
- I believe in magic.
- I believe in magic.
895
00:46:16,816 --> 00:46:17,942
Close your eyes.
896
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:21,780
- I believe in magic.
- I believe in magic.
897
00:46:21,905 --> 00:46:23,281
BOTH: I believe in magic.
898
00:46:24,324 --> 00:46:28,661
Oh, my God, Fran.
A fairy! Look! (BLOWS)
899
00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:30,288
It's because you didn't say it, Beth.
900
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,499
I'll say it, and then it will be evidenced
901
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:34,167
as juvenile nonsense.
902
00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,084
I believe in magic.
903
00:46:36,169 --> 00:46:37,169
I believe in magic.
904
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:38,421
I believe in magic.
905
00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,548
- (TREE CREAKING)
- (MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
906
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,938
I told you. Come on!
907
00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:01,569
Come on!
908
00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:11,412
- Whoa!
- There they are.
909
00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:14,874
- Get on.
- JOE: Okay.
910
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:16,459
Why are we getting on them?
911
00:47:17,335 --> 00:47:18,419
FRAN: You'll see.
912
00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:22,465
What happens now?
913
00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:25,218
- They go up.
- Up?
914
00:47:25,677 --> 00:47:26,761
- Up.
- BETH: Whoa!
915
00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:29,347
FRAN: Yay! JOE: Mummy!
916
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:31,975
(CHUCKLES) Do you want
to practise kissing? Mm.
917
00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:34,269
You're such a good kisser.
918
00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:38,648
Oi! (SCREAMS)
919
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,860
FRAN: That's where the angry pixie lives.
920
00:47:41,985 --> 00:47:43,194
What is this place?
921
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:45,989
FRAN: And this is Mr Watzisname.
922
00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:47,365
Mm, morning.
923
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:50,493
Joe, Saucepan Man.
Saucepan Man, Joe.
924
00:47:50,618 --> 00:47:51,995
Hi, Banjo.
925
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:55,164
Why are you covered in saucepans?
926
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:58,167
(SIGHS) Why does everyone
keep asking me that?
927
00:47:58,293 --> 00:47:59,752
The clue is in the name.
928
00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:01,880
MOONFACE: Great. More humans.
929
00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:03,840
Get ready for more broken promises.
930
00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:05,842
And this is Moonface.
931
00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:08,177
He hates humans.
932
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:09,512
I'm in charge here.
933
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:10,847
I'm the wisest
934
00:48:10,972 --> 00:48:14,225
and most cleverest creature
in all the lands.
935
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,102
- He's a bit big-headed.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
936
00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:18,479
That's just hurtful.
937
00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:20,607
Just because someone's
physically different...
938
00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:22,357
SILKY: And who am I?
939
00:48:22,442 --> 00:48:24,736
You might be wondering. Hi, Fran.
940
00:48:25,862 --> 00:48:27,280
I am Silky.
941
00:48:27,989 --> 00:48:31,200
So called for my silky golden hair.
942
00:48:31,326 --> 00:48:32,577
- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh.
943
00:48:32,702 --> 00:48:34,621
- Is something amusing?
- BETH: No, it's just
944
00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:36,266
that's how you define yourself, is it?
945
00:48:36,372 --> 00:48:37,999
By your blonde hair?
946
00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,501
No. No. I bake cakes
and I look pretty also.
947
00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:42,670
Feminism not made it
to these parts, then?
948
00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:44,881
Oh, on the contrary,
I love being feminine.
949
00:48:45,798 --> 00:48:48,301
I like you. Hope we can be friends.
950
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,969
I've got enough friends, sister.
951
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:52,388
(LAUGHING) We can't be sisters, silly.
952
00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:53,699
Well, I mean, unless
your parents are from
953
00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:55,043
- the Land of the Fairies.
- What?
954
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,601
- DAME WASHALOT: Incoming!
- Oh!
955
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:58,269
Quick! Out of the way!
956
00:48:59,062 --> 00:49:00,063
Why?
957
00:49:01,648 --> 00:49:02,732
(GIGGLES)
958
00:49:06,736 --> 00:49:08,738
What the heck?
959
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,239
Oh, dear.
960
00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:12,283
- Dame Washalot.
- (DINGING)
961
00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:15,203
Land of Birthdays is here!
962
00:49:15,328 --> 00:49:17,538
Land of Birthdays!
963
00:49:17,664 --> 00:49:19,248
Run along, I'll catch you up.
964
00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:23,211
- Let's go! Come on!
- Come on, Beth.
965
00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,337
(SIGHS)
966
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,130
FRAN: You'll love this, Joe.
967
00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:28,007
It's a ladder that goes to other worlds.
968
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:29,258
JOE: Sounds amazing.
969
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:30,802
Have you gone insane?
970
00:49:30,927 --> 00:49:32,447
I can't let you go up a massive ladder
971
00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:33,972
through a hole in the clouds.
972
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:35,640
Why not? We'll be fine.
973
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,785
Worry not, sister. We'll look after them.
974
00:49:37,809 --> 00:49:38,851
Oh, it's wet.
975
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:41,229
- Please, Beth!
- Come on, Beth.
976
00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:43,398
Fine. I'll give you five minutes.
977
00:49:43,523 --> 00:49:44,816
- Yes!
- DAME WASHALOT: Lovely.
978
00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:46,701
That'll give me enough time
to wash your top.
979
00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:48,152
Come here.
980
00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:50,196
You're covered in soap suds.
981
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,572
Whatever have you been up to?
982
00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:52,824
- (CHUCKLING)
- I wonder.
983
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:54,117
Take it off.
984
00:49:54,951 --> 00:49:57,245
Right. Are we ready
for a bit of launch mode?
985
00:49:57,370 --> 00:49:59,288
- Yes, yes.
- DAME WASHALOT: Ooh. Oh!
986
00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:01,541
And remember
to wrap up warm up there!
987
00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:02,866
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- Why?
988
00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:05,461
The reason
we have to dress up warm is,
989
00:50:05,586 --> 00:50:07,463
because of the icing!
990
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:09,632
(GASPS SOFTLY)
991
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,887
MOONFACE: Come on. Don't dawdle.
992
00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:17,015
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
993
00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:23,855
Welcome.
994
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:27,775
(IN FRENCH ACCENT) Welcome
to the Land of Birthdays!
995
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:30,278
Where every day is your birthday!
996
00:50:30,403 --> 00:50:33,406
And your wishes all come true.
997
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,533
What are you? Pixies?
998
00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:36,826
(ALL GASP)
999
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:39,037
Please do not insult us like that!
1000
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:41,831
Actually, we are elves.
1001
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:44,333
Birthday elves to be precise.
1002
00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:47,211
Please come join us
for your birthday celebration.
1003
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:48,921
ELF: Come on. Come on.
1004
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:51,841
- Look at the jelly!
- Wow!
1005
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:53,509
Burger shake.
1006
00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,595
- Pizza, my favourite!
- My favourite!
1007
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,222
- SAUCEPAN MAN: Mm!
- And now, if you make a wish,
1008
00:50:58,347 --> 00:51:01,225
- it shall come true.
- SAUCEPAN MAN: A fish?
1009
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:03,037
What's he talking about?
How do you make a fish?
1010
00:51:03,061 --> 00:51:05,480
Mate, you never hear anything.
1011
00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,607
You need to lose the saucepans.
1012
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:12,236
Fine! I wish that I had no saucepans.
1013
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,363
Then you'll all see why I need them.
1014
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,157
Hmm!
1015
00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:19,994
- (YELPS)
- (GASPS)
1016
00:51:21,954 --> 00:51:23,164
SAUCEPAN MAN: Hmm? Hmm?
1017
00:51:23,873 --> 00:51:25,166
- (LAUGHING)
- Happy now?
1018
00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:26,667
I look ridiculous!
1019
00:51:26,793 --> 00:51:28,377
Totally naked!
1020
00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:32,590
I love video games, but
Mind Blast is my favourite.
1021
00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:36,469
So I wish I could be
my Mind Blast game character.
1022
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:39,097
- (GASPS)
- Ooh!
1023
00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:43,309
JOE: So cool!
1024
00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:45,019
I love it! I love it! I love it!
1025
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:46,144
Incredible!
1026
00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:47,522
Extraordinary!
1027
00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:48,773
Me next.
1028
00:51:50,399 --> 00:51:54,487
I want to be small, I want to have wings,
1029
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,030
I want to be
1030
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:58,491
the fairiest fairy in all the lands.
1031
00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:01,077
(CRACKLING)
1032
00:52:02,245 --> 00:52:03,245
Silky?
1033
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:04,681
- MOONFACE: Silky?
- Where are you?
1034
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:05,905
MOONFACE: Where have you gone?
1035
00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:07,416
(MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1036
00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:09,710
- (ALL GASP, APPLAUD)
- (SIGHS)
1037
00:52:09,836 --> 00:52:12,171
- ELF: Little. Little wings.
- (EXHALES) Oh!
1038
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,673
- (GASPS)
- ELF: Little wings!
1039
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:15,758
- (GIGGLES)
- Oh!
1040
00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,178
(GASPING)
1041
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:26,144
- Whoa. She's flying.
- Whoa!
1042
00:52:28,104 --> 00:52:29,397
I can fly.
1043
00:52:29,522 --> 00:52:33,359
- And now, it is your turn.
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
1044
00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,902
I hate the sound of my own voice.
1045
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:36,654
Aw.
1046
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:37,947
I wish.
1047
00:52:38,614 --> 00:52:40,241
I had someone else's voice.
1048
00:52:41,909 --> 00:52:43,327
- (CRACKLING)
- (ALL APPLAUD)
1049
00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:47,582
(IN GRUFF VOICE)
I wonder if it worked.
1050
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:50,418
Oh, no! This is worse than before.
1051
00:52:50,543 --> 00:52:51,669
Oh!
1052
00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:55,256
Please, sir, can I change my wish?
1053
00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:56,465
Er...
1054
00:52:56,591 --> 00:52:58,885
Me too. I can't eat my pizza.
1055
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:01,888
Ah, no. Once a wish has been wished...
1056
00:53:02,013 --> 00:53:04,223
It cannot be reversed.
1057
00:53:04,348 --> 00:53:07,143
- Until when?
- Until the end of time.
1058
00:53:07,268 --> 00:53:09,228
- What?
- Buh.
1059
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:12,190
Uh-oh.
1060
00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:14,025
(DAME WASHALOT HUMMING)
1061
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,736
There you are, dearie. All done.
1062
00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,237
Well, it's shrunk a bit.
1063
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,864
Well, maybe a bit.
1064
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:21,925
I mean, it's all that synthetic material
1065
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:23,075
they use in your world.
1066
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,201
(SCOFFS)
1067
00:53:24,285 --> 00:53:27,079
My world? What are you talking about?
1068
00:53:27,205 --> 00:53:28,432
It is a bit confusing, isn't it?
1069
00:53:28,456 --> 00:53:30,750
Worlds, lands. But it's really very simple.
1070
00:53:30,875 --> 00:53:34,045
At the top of that ladder
are lands that come and go.
1071
00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:38,049
Come have a look. This
shows us what land we're on.
1072
00:53:38,174 --> 00:53:41,719
There's loads. There's, erm,
the Land of Toys. Mm?
1073
00:53:41,844 --> 00:53:43,596
Land of Dreams. Ooh, that's a good one.
1074
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:46,474
And, oh, yes, the Land of Giants.
1075
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:49,018
(CHUCKLES) I mean,
they're all nice, really.
1076
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:50,603
Not a bad land among them.
1077
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,647
Apart from the Land of Dame Snap!
1078
00:53:52,772 --> 00:53:55,775
Oh, sorry, did I say land? I meant prison!
1079
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,401
(LOUD CLANK)
1080
00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,029
You're going to stay here to learn.
1081
00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:02,365
And to learn,
1082
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:05,076
I must break you.
1083
00:54:05,201 --> 00:54:06,577
Like this!
1084
00:54:06,702 --> 00:54:07,995
Okay.
1085
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,914
But it's the Land of Birthdays
today, right?
1086
00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:11,332
Nothing bad can happen there.
1087
00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:14,293
Well, I mean, only if they've
wished for something silly.
1088
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,045
But they wouldn't do that, would they?
1089
00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:19,257
Well, you can have this back.
1090
00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:21,676
Oh. You sure you don't want it?
1091
00:54:21,801 --> 00:54:23,636
It gets chilly up there.
1092
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:25,805
Suit yourself. Oh.
1093
00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:28,099
If you are going up,
1094
00:54:28,224 --> 00:54:30,142
can you give this to the birthday elves?
1095
00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:31,602
It's their washing.
1096
00:54:32,395 --> 00:54:33,479
Thanks, dearie.
1097
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,773
(SIGHS) Kids these days.
1098
00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:38,192
They really are so ungrateful.
1099
00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:41,195
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1100
00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:43,406
Oh, my God.
1101
00:54:58,337 --> 00:54:59,422
(WHOOSHES)
1102
00:55:01,257 --> 00:55:03,092
ELF: Fantastic, our laundry. She's here.
1103
00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:07,013
Welcome to the Land of Birthdays!
1104
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:08,973
PINK ELF: Where every day
is your birthday...
1105
00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:12,560
- And all your wishes...
- Come true. Yeah, I know.
1106
00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:15,813
Er, fine. I wish my dad's
dumb tomato dream fails
1107
00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:18,316
- so we can all go home.
- (EXPLOSION)
1108
00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:20,318
It's a bit early for the wishes, but okay.
1109
00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:22,653
Great. Now where's
my brother and sister?
1110
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:26,800
FRAN: (IN GRUFF VOICE) It's Beth!
1111
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:28,743
Beth, we've made
some terrible mistakes.
1112
00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:30,619
Let me take a wild guess.
1113
00:55:30,745 --> 00:55:32,204
You all made stupid wishes.
1114
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:34,707
I just wish I had my own voice back!
1115
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,751
SILKY: Well, Beth, I think you'll see
1116
00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,128
that we didn't all make stupid wishes.
1117
00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,881
My one is pretty spectacular,
as I'm sure you'll agree.
1118
00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:45,509
If you wish to be
a flying cupcake... Perfect.
1119
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:46,635
And you,
1120
00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,096
are no longer my sister.
1121
00:55:50,056 --> 00:55:51,283
LIGHT BLUE ELF: Can we have
our laundry already?
1122
00:55:51,307 --> 00:55:53,434
- Laundry?
- My colours are going limp.
1123
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:55,245
- Laundry, s'il vous plait.
- (ELVES CLAMOURING)
1124
00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:57,355
- Uh, uh, uh. Not so fast.
- (CLAMOURING STOPS)
1125
00:55:58,147 --> 00:56:00,816
No clean clothes
until the wishes are reversed.
1126
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:03,736
- What?
- But there is no way.
1127
00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:05,446
But we need clean clothes, eh, Jean?
1128
00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:07,740
There is a man
1129
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,658
who lives in the basement
beneath this land.
1130
00:56:09,784 --> 00:56:11,118
He may be able to help you.
1131
00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:13,579
But we must warn you. He is, er,
1132
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:15,748
- not a nice man.
- No.
1133
00:56:15,873 --> 00:56:16,957
What's his name?
1134
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:19,418
Mr Oom Boom Boom.
1135
00:56:20,795 --> 00:56:22,475
(IN GRUFF VOICE)
It says knock seven times.
1136
00:56:22,505 --> 00:56:23,506
(SCOFFS)
1137
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,510
MR OOM BOOM BOOM: In a row!
1138
00:56:29,929 --> 00:56:32,181
You're kidding met. What? Who is it?
1139
00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:34,475
Erm, the elves sent us.
1140
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,160
They said you might be able to help us?
1141
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:40,481
Mr Oom Boom Boom
helps no one but himself!
1142
00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:43,484
I wonder why they call him
Mr Oom Boom Boom.
1143
00:56:44,235 --> 00:56:45,277
- (SIGHS)
- (SLAMS)
1144
00:56:46,445 --> 00:56:49,490
So I've got a loud voice.
1145
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:51,534
I've had it since childhood!
1146
00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,369
So rude!
1147
00:56:53,494 --> 00:56:55,413
Oh, please, Mr Oom Boom Boom.
1148
00:56:55,538 --> 00:56:57,873
Just reverse their wishes
and we'll be on our way.
1149
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:02,420
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1150
00:57:02,545 --> 00:57:04,713
You're very small.
1151
00:57:04,839 --> 00:57:06,549
(CHUCKLES) I know.
1152
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:08,509
Who are you?
1153
00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:11,679
Oh. Well, I am Silky.
1154
00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:15,057
And I am the most fairiest fairy
1155
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:16,767
in all of the lands.
1156
00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:20,146
Oh, oh, I-I do not need
my wish reversing, by the way.
1157
00:57:20,271 --> 00:57:21,897
I am incredibly happy with it,
1158
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:24,733
in spite of what
some people might think. Huh!
1159
00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:26,986
Mm...
1160
00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:31,115
Mm. (INHALES, SPLUTTERS)
1161
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,159
You know, on second thoughts, I, er,
1162
00:57:33,284 --> 00:57:35,119
changed my mind.
1163
00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:36,996
- I will help you.
- Really?
1164
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,665
(SHOUTING) That's what
I just said, didn't I?
1165
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,917
- SILKY: Oh.
- Now follow me.
1166
00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,170
Oh, excuse the mess.
1167
00:57:44,295 --> 00:57:46,088
I wasn't expecting visitors.
1168
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,675
This place is usually
by appointment only!
1169
00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,471
Are you a scrap dealer?
1170
00:57:53,596 --> 00:57:56,849
I prefer the term "art dealer".
1171
00:57:56,974 --> 00:58:00,227
I deal in valuable artefacts
1172
00:58:00,352 --> 00:58:01,479
from all the lands!
1173
00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:03,814
See, this is a snowman
1174
00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:06,066
from the Land of Ice and Snow!
1175
00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:07,318
Right.
1176
00:58:07,443 --> 00:58:08,683
Obviously, it melted, but you
1177
00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:11,447
you... you get the idea! Okay?
1178
00:58:11,572 --> 00:58:12,740
I've got spells.
1179
00:58:14,450 --> 00:58:16,202
I've got spells
1180
00:58:16,327 --> 00:58:19,622
from the Land of... Spells.
1181
00:58:19,747 --> 00:58:21,123
- The Land of Spells?
- Yes.
1182
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:22,726
JOE: Is there one to reverse our wishes?
1183
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,544
Oh, well, wouldn't that
be convenient? No!
1184
00:58:26,295 --> 00:58:27,671
You need this...
1185
00:58:29,256 --> 00:58:30,633
Wait. What... what...
1186
00:58:30,758 --> 00:58:32,676
Aha! Here we are. Yes.
1187
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:39,350
I won this door playing poker
1188
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:42,061
with a bloke from the Land
of Back to Front.
1189
00:58:42,186 --> 00:58:45,564
Four aces I had without cheating!
1190
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:48,692
You go in there, say your wishes again,
1191
00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:49,944
and they'll be reversed.
1192
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,654
- BOTH: Great.
- Ba-ba-ba-ba.
1193
00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:52,821
Not so fast.
1194
00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:55,783
Like I said, I am a dealer.
1195
00:58:55,908 --> 00:59:00,621
So before you go in there,
we have to strike a deal.
1196
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,414
Fine. What's the deal?
1197
00:59:02,540 --> 00:59:03,791
I want the fairy.
1198
00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:05,584
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1199
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:07,103
- Absolutely not.
- (IN GRUFF VOICE) No!
1200
00:59:07,127 --> 00:59:08,796
- Never.
- It's not for me,
1201
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:10,839
it's for Santa Claus!
1202
00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:12,716
Santa Claus? Seriously?
1203
00:59:12,841 --> 00:59:14,081
He offered me money to find him
1204
00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,719
the best fairy in all the lands
1205
00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:17,471
for his Christmas tree this year.
1206
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:18,847
That's the deal.
1207
00:59:18,973 --> 00:59:21,183
Take it or leave it.
1208
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:24,144
Not in a gazillion years.
1209
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:25,396
SILKY: Wait.
1210
00:59:28,649 --> 00:59:30,401
- I agree to the deal.
- (GASPS EXCITEDLY)
1211
00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:31,694
- Silky?
- No.
1212
00:59:31,819 --> 00:59:34,196
We can't let you do this.
1213
00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:37,533
It won't be so bad. I'll be
with "the" Santa Claus.
1214
00:59:37,658 --> 00:59:40,369
I mean, what could be more fun
for a fairy than that?
1215
00:59:41,495 --> 00:59:42,580
I have to do this,
1216
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:46,417
if not for you, my old friends, then
1217
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,294
the children,
1218
00:59:49,003 --> 00:59:50,170
my new friends.
1219
00:59:50,671 --> 00:59:52,590
Beautiful sentiments. Thank you, fairy.
1220
00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,510
You'd do this for us?
1221
00:59:56,635 --> 00:59:57,803
'Course I would.
1222
00:59:57,928 --> 01:00:00,180
I was wrong about you, Silky.
1223
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:03,934
And I was wrong about you.
1224
01:00:04,643 --> 01:00:05,643
When?
1225
01:00:05,728 --> 01:00:07,229
I... I... I don't know,
1226
01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:09,274
it just sort of felt like
the right thing to say.
1227
01:00:10,858 --> 01:00:13,611
I think we could have been friends.
1228
01:00:13,736 --> 01:00:15,070
Maybe even sisters.
1229
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:16,864
Maybe even sisters.
1230
01:00:17,323 --> 01:00:18,324
(GASPS JOYFULLY)
1231
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:20,826
BETH: And I was being mean before.
1232
01:00:20,951 --> 01:00:22,453
You look great.
1233
01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:26,415
I just thought you looked
pretty cool the way you were.
1234
01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:27,875
Oh.
1235
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,335
Can we hurry this along, please?
1236
01:00:29,460 --> 01:00:31,170
I've got to catch the last post!
1237
01:00:31,962 --> 01:00:33,380
So, go, fairy,
1238
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,091
to the packing station, if you please.
1239
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:41,013
- (BUZZING)
- Oh.
1240
01:00:41,138 --> 01:00:42,389
Before you go in there,
1241
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:43,974
there are snacks.
1242
01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:46,018
So help yourself.
1243
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,686
(OMINOUSLY)if you can.
1244
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:50,814
Or, "nac-uoy-fi", as they say here.
1245
01:00:50,939 --> 01:00:53,233
- Nac-uoy-fi?
- SILKY: Bye, Joe.
1246
01:00:53,359 --> 01:00:55,569
- Bye, Beth. Bye, Fran.
- SAUCEPAN MAN: Bye, Silky.
1247
01:00:55,694 --> 01:00:57,529
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1248
01:00:58,113 --> 01:00:59,198
Nac-uoy-fi,
1249
01:00:59,823 --> 01:01:01,659
if you can.
1250
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,952
Nac-uoy-fi
1251
01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:06,955
if you can.
1252
01:01:19,802 --> 01:01:22,137
(DISCORDANTLY)
We need to speak backwards.
1253
01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:23,514
(CRUNCHING)
1254
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:25,595
(DISCORDANTLY) Oh, my gosh.
1255
01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:29,019
(DISCORDANTLY) I wish I was
my Mind Blast character.
1256
01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:36,944
Mm. In you pop.
1257
01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:40,364
That's it. Nice and safe.
1258
01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,574
Snug and warm.
1259
01:01:43,992 --> 01:01:47,079
Sorry, fairy! This ain't
going to Santa Claus!
1260
01:01:47,204 --> 01:01:50,541
It's going to Dame Snap!
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
1261
01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,170
(IN GRUFF VOICE) I wish
I had someone else's voice.
1262
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:58,525
FRAN: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Yay, it worked!
1263
01:01:58,549 --> 01:02:00,718
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
1264
01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:04,304
Oh, Dame Snap will be so pleased
1265
01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:07,391
- with little Oom Boom.
- DAME SNAP: Who's a good boy?
1266
01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,060
Dame Snap!
1267
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:12,980
Silky is in danger.
1268
01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:15,441
Hey, what are you doing?
1269
01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:17,317
Mind your own beeswax!
1270
01:02:17,443 --> 01:02:19,403
You're sending her to Dame Snap.
1271
01:02:19,528 --> 01:02:20,612
Dame Snap?
1272
01:02:20,738 --> 01:02:22,614
This will not dot.
1273
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:24,491
- (MOCKINGLY) Ooh.
- Come here!
1274
01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:25,659
Oh! (CHUCKLING)
1275
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,578
- (GRUNTS)
- Whoa, oh!
1276
01:02:27,703 --> 01:02:30,456
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- You come here, you! (YELLS)
1277
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:34,251
(YAWNS) That was quick.
1278
01:02:35,169 --> 01:02:36,920
Wow, the North Pole.
1279
01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:38,088
Oh, you're okay.
1280
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:39,798
Santa,
1281
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:42,217
you look exactly like my friend Beth.
1282
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,761
I am Beth.
1283
01:02:43,886 --> 01:02:46,346
Oom Boom Boom was gonna
send you to Dame Snap.
1284
01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:48,140
You saved me.
1285
01:02:48,682 --> 01:02:50,034
- Er, I guess.
- (OOM BOOM BOOM EXCLAIMING)
1286
01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,435
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1287
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,020
(LAUGHS) Hands up!
1288
01:02:53,145 --> 01:02:56,815
- (GASPS)
- This here is a toffee gun.
1289
01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:59,234
See? (LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
1290
01:02:59,359 --> 01:03:00,778
And I'm not afraid to use it!
1291
01:03:00,903 --> 01:03:02,321
If you don't hand the fairy back,
1292
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,740
- the lot of you are gonna...
- (CLANGS)
1293
01:03:04,865 --> 01:03:05,925
- (MUFFLED SHOUTING)
- And that is why
1294
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:07,284
I wear saucepans.
1295
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:09,119
Ooh! Good to have you back.
1296
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:11,079
- (LOUD RUMBLING)
- MOONFACE: Oh!
1297
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:14,124
The land's moving! Let's get out of here!
1298
01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,210
Wait! Where's Silky?
1299
01:03:19,797 --> 01:03:21,423
- Hey.
- Hey.
1300
01:03:21,548 --> 01:03:24,301
All the wings and the tininess,
1301
01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:25,969
that wasn't really me.
1302
01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:28,847
I prefer me.
1303
01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:31,326
SAUCEPAN MAN:
Right, let's go! Come on!
1304
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:34,019
- Go, go, go!
- Oh! Come on, this way!
1305
01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,229
JOE: Run, run!
1306
01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:39,441
Go, go, go, go, go!
1307
01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:44,238
(MUFFLED) So unhappy
right now! (SOBS)
1308
01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:46,532
(LOUD RUMBLING)
1309
01:03:46,657 --> 01:03:49,159
- SAUCEPAN MAN: Go, go, go!
- (CLAMOURING)
1310
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,078
MOONFACE: (PANTING)
Come on down the hatch!
1311
01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:53,747
- FRAN: Hurry!
- Always with the door!
1312
01:03:54,248 --> 01:03:55,249
(GRUNTS)
1313
01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,459
- (MUSIC ENDS)
- Cocoa, please, Mummy.
1314
01:04:00,379 --> 01:04:01,588
FRAN: Hi, Mr Watzisname.
1315
01:04:01,713 --> 01:04:02,881
Er, er... Hello.
1316
01:04:04,049 --> 01:04:06,552
- Do me a favour, okay, Silky?
- Anything.
1317
01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:09,215
Don't let any of these boys
boss you around any more.
1318
01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:10,514
All right.
1319
01:04:10,639 --> 01:04:12,474
Now, you do me this favour.
1320
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:13,684
BETH: Sure.
1321
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:15,748
Wear this pretty flower in your hair.
1322
01:04:16,144 --> 01:04:17,187
Okay.
1323
01:04:19,982 --> 01:04:21,692
Come on, you guys! Hurry up!
1324
01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:25,988
What the...
1325
01:04:27,114 --> 01:04:28,615
See you on the other side.
1326
01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,534
(WHOOPS)
1327
01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,579
There is no way I'm going down that.
1328
01:04:33,704 --> 01:04:35,330
Never in a million years.
1329
01:04:36,748 --> 01:04:38,428
- (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SCREAMING)
1330
01:04:38,458 --> 01:04:40,460
(SCREAMING)
1331
01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:52,306
Yes! Amazing!
1332
01:04:54,641 --> 01:04:57,269
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
1333
01:04:58,061 --> 01:05:00,063
(DISTANT HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1334
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:13,535
What's that?
1335
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,455
It's Grandma's helicopter.
1336
01:05:17,706 --> 01:05:18,707
Grandma?
1337
01:05:18,832 --> 01:05:20,375
How did she know we were here?
1338
01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:23,420
I don't know. I'm a helicopter, too, guys.
1339
01:05:23,545 --> 01:05:25,213
(MIMICS HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
1340
01:05:32,346 --> 01:05:35,098
Well, you don't quit your job
over silly things
1341
01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:37,476
like moral principles!
1342
01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:39,144
I mean, what am I to say
1343
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:41,813
to people down at the club
when they ask about you, mm?
1344
01:05:41,939 --> 01:05:44,149
I will have to say she's
1345
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,613
unemployed!
1346
01:05:50,197 --> 01:05:53,116
No! I will say you are
in a coma or something.
1347
01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:54,910
Frieda, would you like
some pumpkin seeds?
1348
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:58,205
No. What do you think I am,
a hamster? (SCOFFS)
1349
01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:01,249
Ah, kinder. (LAUGHS DRYLY) Ugh!
1350
01:06:01,375 --> 01:06:03,877
Stand up straight,
get a haircut. (CHUCKLES)
1351
01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:07,381
Oh, so pretty, Fran. Ja. (CHUCKLES)
1352
01:06:07,506 --> 01:06:09,466
Beth. Good girl.
1353
01:06:09,591 --> 01:06:10,634
POLLY: Hi, guys.
1354
01:06:10,759 --> 01:06:12,403
- TIM: Hey. (LAUGHS)
- Where have you been?
1355
01:06:12,427 --> 01:06:14,238
Beth and Joe came with me
to the Enchanted Wood.
1356
01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:15,806
It was so fun!
1357
01:06:15,931 --> 01:06:17,015
- Really?
- Yeah.
1358
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,476
And what did you learn
in this Enchanted Wood?
1359
01:06:20,185 --> 01:06:22,938
Learn? Oh. Er.
1360
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:24,773
- I don't know.
- "I don't know."
1361
01:06:24,898 --> 01:06:26,250
TIM: No, it's okay. It's playtime.
1362
01:06:26,274 --> 01:06:27,693
Playing is plenty.
1363
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:32,906
So how are you going to pay
this farmer his money? Mm?
1364
01:06:33,782 --> 01:06:35,867
We're making Dad's tomato sauce...
1365
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:38,578
Dad's tomato sauce? (LAUGHING)
1366
01:06:38,704 --> 01:06:40,872
There will be a grand launch
at the end of...
1367
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:42,749
- (MUFFLED SPEAKING)
- TIM: Mm.
1368
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:44,001
- FRIEDA: Oh, ja, ja.
- Yep.
1369
01:06:44,126 --> 01:06:45,919
FRIEDA: No, I... I forgot about.
1370
01:06:46,044 --> 01:06:48,005
Timothy's heritage.
1371
01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:51,174
(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
1372
01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:54,386
Oh, I actually don't know
how to speak Italian, yet.
1373
01:06:54,511 --> 01:06:56,013
But you're learning, are you?
1374
01:06:56,138 --> 01:06:58,348
No, no, no. My dad said, one day,
1375
01:06:59,224 --> 01:07:01,018
it would just, sort of, come to me
1376
01:07:01,143 --> 01:07:03,562
when the, erm... you know,
when the time was right.
1377
01:07:04,229 --> 01:07:07,649
Yeah, of course it will.
And how will you be paying
1378
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,860
your manufacturing expenses, hmm?
1379
01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:12,195
Your machinery, your equipment?
1380
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,572
- I'm doing that.
- TIM: Mm!
1381
01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,615
- You?
- Yes.
1382
01:07:16,324 --> 01:07:19,327
(LAUGHS DRILY) I'm laughing!
Ho-ho-ho!
1383
01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:21,288
Polly has designed
1384
01:07:21,413 --> 01:07:24,082
and made literally everything
that we could possibly need.
1385
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,292
Tim.
1386
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:27,502
TIM: She made an automated
1387
01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,838
irrigation structure from nothing.
1388
01:07:29,963 --> 01:07:31,006
Sprinkler?
1389
01:07:31,673 --> 01:07:34,217
Oh, no, but then you combine it with this.
1390
01:07:34,342 --> 01:07:35,719
This multi-domed,
1391
01:07:35,844 --> 01:07:38,430
temperature-regulated climate marquee.
1392
01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:40,057
A greenhouse?
1393
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:41,767
You do know these things
1394
01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:43,643
have already been invented, don't you?
1395
01:07:43,769 --> 01:07:45,562
That's not really the point, Mum.
1396
01:07:45,687 --> 01:07:48,023
FRIEDA: (SHOUTING)
Then what is the point, Polly?
1397
01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:51,276
If you don't mind me asking.
1398
01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:53,737
Frieda, let's pump the brakes.
1399
01:07:57,324 --> 01:08:02,120
I am extremely disappointed in you, Polly.
1400
01:08:02,704 --> 01:08:03,704
I thought you would be.
1401
01:08:03,789 --> 01:08:06,374
How about we put this truck in reverse?
1402
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,628
Beep, beep, beep, beep
1403
01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:14,424
I am not playing bumper cars
with you, Timothy!
1404
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:18,804
It may seem strange to you,
Frieda, but we're happy here.
1405
01:08:18,929 --> 01:08:21,223
Well, I'm sure you are, Timothy.
1406
01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:23,683
But what about you, Beth, huh?
1407
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,103
Don't you miss your friends?
1408
01:08:26,228 --> 01:08:28,146
Don't you want to be back in the city?
1409
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:31,191
- Well, yes, but...
- FRIEDA: Well, there we are.
1410
01:08:32,192 --> 01:08:33,777
I will get you a place in a good school
1411
01:08:33,902 --> 01:08:35,821
in the city next term
and you can stay with me.
1412
01:08:35,946 --> 01:08:37,114
- Mum!
- TIM: Whoa.
1413
01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:39,282
Don't worry, I will
leave you alone for now.
1414
01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:45,539
Or, in fact, put this
grand launch into the diary.
1415
01:08:45,664 --> 01:08:46,998
(LAUGHS SMUGLY)
1416
01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:49,417
Yes, I will be here
1417
01:08:50,127 --> 01:08:52,087
to witness the disaster.
1418
01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:54,172
- Oh, great.
- And then, of course,
1419
01:08:54,297 --> 01:08:56,550
rescue you from all this chaos.
1420
01:08:56,675 --> 01:08:58,510
We'll see ourselves out.
1421
01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:02,430
Thank you for your letter, Beth.
1422
01:09:02,556 --> 01:09:04,558
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
1423
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:18,697
Hmm. (LAUGHS SMUGLY)
1424
01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:21,032
Oh, dear.
1425
01:09:25,245 --> 01:09:27,080
- (SIGHS)
- (TIM SIGHS)
1426
01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:29,373
(TUTS)
1427
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,751
Er... (EXHALES) Well...
1428
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:38,091
Sun's going down. I'd best
fire up the electricity.
1429
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:41,511
We've got electricity?
1430
01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:46,141
And Wi-Fi.
1431
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:53,773
- He... He doesn't mean...
- He doesn't mean me. No.
1432
01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:56,026
He means actual Wi-Fi.
1433
01:09:56,151 --> 01:09:57,152
Ah.
1434
01:09:57,777 --> 01:09:59,779
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)
1435
01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,499
- (GIRLS CHATTERING)
- Hi! I'm back!
1436
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:13,835
- Oh, gee, we missed you!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1437
01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:15,462
I missed you, too.
1438
01:10:15,587 --> 01:10:16,671
GIRL 1: You okay, though?
1439
01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:18,006
Sure. Why?
1440
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,425
You've got plants in your hair, babes.
1441
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,677
- (CRACKLING)
- Oh. Oh.
1442
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:25,180
(GROANS) The electricity
is gone. Hello?
1443
01:10:26,056 --> 01:10:27,098
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
1444
01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:30,018
- (CRACKLING)
- (TIM PANTING)
1445
01:10:30,143 --> 01:10:32,270
(BEEPING)
1446
01:10:35,732 --> 01:10:37,067
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
1447
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,362
(PANTING)
1448
01:10:41,988 --> 01:10:43,949
- (SHORT, RAPID BEEPING)
- (SIGHS)
1449
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,327
(WHOOPS)
1450
01:10:54,209 --> 01:10:55,436
POLLY: Oh, Beth, there you are.
1451
01:10:55,460 --> 01:10:58,129
I'm just about to show Fran
and Joe the dream binder.
1452
01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,215
What's a dream binder?
1453
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:01,734
It's something that
me and your dad made
1454
01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:03,093
when we were students.
1455
01:11:03,218 --> 01:11:05,095
It's a place where
you record your dreams.
1456
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:08,098
Dreams of what we wanted
to do, who we wanted to be.
1457
01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,935
It's the reason
that we came here, in a way.
1458
01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:13,061
Really?
1459
01:11:13,645 --> 01:11:16,314
Yeah. Well, you know that
your dad grew up round here,
1460
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,858
just the other side of your wood, actually.
1461
01:11:18,984 --> 01:11:22,028
And his dad grew tomatoes,
just like we're doing.
1462
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:23,321
What happened?
1463
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:24,572
Well, your granddad
1464
01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:27,575
died very suddenly
when Daddy was little,
1465
01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:31,246
and him and his mum,
1466
01:11:31,371 --> 01:11:32,956
they tried to keep the business going,
1467
01:11:33,873 --> 01:11:36,334
but it was too much
just for the two of them.
1468
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,837
So, eventually, they moved to the city,
1469
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:40,922
and your dad went to art school.
1470
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:43,300
And that's where
we started dreaming together.
1471
01:11:44,384 --> 01:11:45,427
Don't judge the drawing.
1472
01:11:46,011 --> 01:11:47,053
There we are.
1473
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:50,682
- JOE: That's you.
- That is me. Very young me.
1474
01:11:52,017 --> 01:11:54,060
- (CHUCKLING)
- Dad wanted to be a rock star?
1475
01:11:54,185 --> 01:11:56,604
He did, yeah, among other things.
1476
01:11:56,730 --> 01:11:57,939
- (CHUCKLES)
- Why didn't he?
1477
01:11:58,064 --> 01:11:59,816
Well, he was busy looking after you lot.
1478
01:12:00,692 --> 01:12:01,818
Oh.
1479
01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:04,612
Which let me go after my dreams.
1480
01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:06,406
You made a space station?
1481
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:08,199
Oh, no, I didn't.
1482
01:12:08,325 --> 01:12:09,909
I invented a fridge.
1483
01:12:10,035 --> 01:12:11,536
But one day, a space station.
1484
01:12:12,912 --> 01:12:15,707
- Oh. (CHUCKLES)
- Is that Grandma?
1485
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,459
It is. Yeah.
1486
01:12:17,584 --> 01:12:19,224
It's funny, I'd forgotten I'd drawn that.
1487
01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:20,670
You got her face wrong.
1488
01:12:20,795 --> 01:12:22,148
Yeah, it's probably because
she's smiling.
1489
01:12:22,172 --> 01:12:24,466
- Yeah. Yeah.
- (LAUGHS)
1490
01:12:25,925 --> 01:12:27,677
All I ever wanted to do was to
1491
01:12:28,762 --> 01:12:29,888
well, make her proud.
1492
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:33,114
That's the thing about dreams, isn't it?
1493
01:12:33,475 --> 01:12:34,915
Sometimes they just don't come true,
1494
01:12:35,018 --> 01:12:36,686
no matter how hard you wish for them.
1495
01:12:38,730 --> 01:12:41,524
(GASPS) Oh. Now, this is
the one I want to show you.
1496
01:12:42,567 --> 01:12:44,110
Now, your dad and I, we drew this
1497
01:12:44,235 --> 01:12:46,488
before any of you were even born,
1498
01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:48,448
because one of our dreams
1499
01:12:48,573 --> 01:12:51,993
was that we'd live here
in the countryside,
1500
01:12:52,118 --> 01:12:55,622
living off the land,
with hopefully a happy family.
1501
01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:57,999
You guys, basically.
1502
01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:04,798
There we are.
1503
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:07,550
But why am I a girl?
1504
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:10,095
Er, yeah. Well, like I said,
1505
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,614
you can't have everything, can you?
1506
01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:13,056
(ALL LAUGH)
1507
01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,684
I wanted you guys to know
why we're here.
1508
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:20,188
Look, I... I know it's been hard,
1509
01:13:21,106 --> 01:13:22,190
and mad.
1510
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:24,794
But your dad and I just felt
like we were all growing apart
1511
01:13:24,818 --> 01:13:27,695
and that, maybe, a place like this
1512
01:13:28,488 --> 01:13:30,328
would help to bring us all
back together again.
1513
01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:33,159
Maybe it's worked.
1514
01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:35,675
Do you remember the last time
we did this?
1515
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:37,789
I don't think we've ever done this.
1516
01:13:45,630 --> 01:13:49,092
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1517
01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:14,826
(HORN BEEPS)
1518
01:14:35,555 --> 01:14:38,308
Any jars, anyone? Spare jars?
1519
01:15:02,123 --> 01:15:04,125
(HAMMER THUDDING)
1520
01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:11,424
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1521
01:15:13,468 --> 01:15:15,261
Hang on. (GROWLS PLAYFULLY)
1522
01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:17,222
Here you go.
1523
01:15:18,723 --> 01:15:19,723
Mm!
1524
01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:21,643
(GASPS)
1525
01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:24,187
- Put it in your mouth.
- (POLLY EXCLAIMS)
1526
01:15:24,312 --> 01:15:26,439
It's the dirtiest glove in the whole world.
1527
01:15:26,564 --> 01:15:28,358
(GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
1528
01:15:28,483 --> 01:15:30,610
(GRUNTS) Great,
just stepped in snail poop.
1529
01:15:30,735 --> 01:15:33,238
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
1530
01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:41,746
Guys, it's from Silky.
1531
01:15:42,664 --> 01:15:44,999
The Land of Dreams is
at the top of the tree today.
1532
01:15:45,124 --> 01:15:46,602
Today? Okay, come on, guys, let's go.
1533
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:48,586
Joe, we've got to finish this.
1534
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,755
We will. Land of Dreams tonight!
1535
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:52,520
- Tonight! Yes!
- Here we go! Get to work.
1536
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:54,259
Let's go. Come on, we've got this.
1537
01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:57,719
Hey!
1538
01:15:57,804 --> 01:16:00,932
- (TIM EXCLAIMS)
- (PLAYFUL CHATTER)
1539
01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:04,143
(CHILDREN SQUEALING, LAUGHING)
1540
01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,028
(TIM LAUGHS)
1541
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,947
Mm! Best pasta sauce yet, Dad!
1542
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,241
(IN ITALIAN ACCENT) It is
the climate, just like Italy,
1543
01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:19,885
- where my forefathers...
- POLLY: Oh, no!
1544
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,744
They tilled the land with their bare hands.
1545
01:16:21,869 --> 01:16:23,454
You're not Italian, you fool.
1546
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,998
We haven't even been to Italy.
1547
01:16:25,123 --> 01:16:27,041
Why is my pasta sauce-a so good, eh?
1548
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,293
Spaghetti race, me and you.
1549
01:16:28,418 --> 01:16:30,712
Three, two, one!
1550
01:16:30,837 --> 01:16:33,298
- (IN NORMAL VOICE) Go, go, go!
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1551
01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:35,800
- TIM: Race, race, spaghetti.
- POLLY: Go, go, go, go!
1552
01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:37,605
BETH: Come on, Fran,
you've gotta beat him.
1553
01:16:38,303 --> 01:16:40,597
(LAUGHING)
1554
01:16:41,723 --> 01:16:44,350
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- TIM: (LAUGHS) No! Don't, no!
1555
01:16:47,312 --> 01:16:48,605
Why aren't they coming back?
1556
01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:50,690
I thought they quite liked us.
1557
01:16:50,815 --> 01:16:53,401
Don't worry, everyone.
Of course they're coming back.
1558
01:16:53,985 --> 01:16:55,153
Hmm.
1559
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:02,160
(INHALES)
1560
01:17:02,285 --> 01:17:03,703
(SNIFFS, CLEARS THROAT)
1561
01:17:04,787 --> 01:17:06,147
- (LIGHT CLANKING)
- MOONFACE: Hmm?
1562
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:08,958
They're not coming back, are they?
1563
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,209
I told you.
1564
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:13,838
They always forget about us
when they grow up.
1565
01:17:14,422 --> 01:17:17,216
Well, best we forget about them, too.
1566
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:20,470
Come on.
1567
01:17:20,595 --> 01:17:22,597
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
1568
01:17:43,034 --> 01:17:44,994
Dad, someone from the DeCanio's
1569
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:46,829
is coming to the launch today.
1570
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:47,997
- POLLY: What?
- What?
1571
01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:50,291
They're the biggest tomato
sauce company in the world.
1572
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:52,478
Hey, if they like your sauce,
then we can pay off this place
1573
01:17:52,502 --> 01:17:54,087
- in no time.
- TIM: Well, all right.
1574
01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:56,047
Does anyone want to help me harvest
1575
01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:57,590
some really juicy tomatoes?
1576
01:17:57,715 --> 01:18:00,259
- Yeah!
- (LAUGHING)
1577
01:18:00,385 --> 01:18:02,428
- Okay, let's go!
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1578
01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:03,888
(LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
1579
01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:05,973
# Let's get tomatoes #
1580
01:18:06,099 --> 01:18:07,975
ALL: # Let's get tomatoes #
1581
01:18:08,101 --> 01:18:10,353
- ? Let's get tomatoes?
- TIM: # Hey, hey! #
1582
01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:11,479
(JOE WHOOPS)
1583
01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:14,857
TIM: Okay, drum roll please, Joe!
1584
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:18,903
- (MIMICKING DRUM ROLL)
- Trumpet, Fran!
1585
01:18:19,028 --> 01:18:20,613
- (MIMICKING TRUMPET)
- ALL: Hey!
1586
01:18:22,073 --> 01:18:24,075
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
1587
01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:32,583
TIM: No. No, no, no, no. No.
1588
01:18:39,173 --> 01:18:40,174
How?
1589
01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,760
I don't understand.
1590
01:18:43,803 --> 01:18:44,971
They were fine yesterday.
1591
01:18:45,096 --> 01:18:47,098
(TIM BREATHING HEAVILY)
1592
01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:54,939
Maggots.
1593
01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:56,733
(PLOPS)
1594
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:02,113
- POLLY: No.
- Ruined. They're all ruined.
1595
01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,619
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
1596
01:19:08,745 --> 01:19:10,455
TIM: (SIGHS) Okay.
1597
01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:13,666
I'm sorry, guys.
1598
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:15,668
Adventure's over.
1599
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:17,545
Better start packing.
1600
01:19:18,463 --> 01:19:20,590
(SIGHS) I should probably
tell the villagers
1601
01:19:20,715 --> 01:19:22,300
that the opening is off, and, erm
1602
01:19:24,302 --> 01:19:25,845
people from DeCanio's, too.
1603
01:19:26,846 --> 01:19:29,015
Wait. Can we have a couple of hours?
1604
01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:30,700
- POLLY: What for?
- If we can still get
1605
01:19:30,808 --> 01:19:32,769
the farmer his money,
we can stay, right?
1606
01:19:32,894 --> 01:19:35,396
- Yeah, but...
- Bethy, it's over, darling.
1607
01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:38,024
I can't explain. Just trust me.
1608
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:40,193
Please.
1609
01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:42,653
Okay.
1610
01:19:44,655 --> 01:19:45,823
Come on, let's go.
1611
01:19:51,871 --> 01:19:53,111
JOE: Beth, where are you going?
1612
01:19:53,164 --> 01:19:54,516
BETH: This is all my fault.
FRAN: No, it's not.
1613
01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:55,875
It is.
1614
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,377
I made a stupid wish
in the Land of Birthdays
1615
01:19:58,503 --> 01:20:00,423
for the tomatoes to fail
so we could all go home.
1616
01:20:00,505 --> 01:20:01,857
All right, then, it is your fault.
1617
01:20:01,881 --> 01:20:04,008
Yes. And why didn't you just reverse it?
1618
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:06,677
I wish I had, but I didn't.
1619
01:20:07,261 --> 01:20:08,513
So now I've got to fix it.
1620
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,431
Are you coming?
1621
01:20:11,933 --> 01:20:13,035
- Yeah. We're coming.
- Yeah.
1622
01:20:13,059 --> 01:20:15,561
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1623
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,665
MOONFACE: Do you expect us
to help you
1624
01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:37,083
when you abandoned us?
1625
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:39,126
We didn't technically abandon you.
1626
01:20:39,252 --> 01:20:40,837
We were helping Mum and Dad.
1627
01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:42,505
We're going to help them, Moonface.
1628
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:44,841
They're our friends.
1629
01:20:44,966 --> 01:20:46,246
MOONFACE: Who put you in charge?
1630
01:20:47,718 --> 01:20:48,803
I did, Mister...
1631
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:51,055
Man... head!
1632
01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:54,562
- Was that better, Beth?
- Getting there, Silky.
1633
01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:57,019
All right.
1634
01:20:57,854 --> 01:20:58,855
What do you propose?
1635
01:20:58,980 --> 01:21:01,107
Oom Boom Boom said
there was a Land of Spells?
1636
01:21:01,232 --> 01:21:02,275
Yes, a spell would do it.
1637
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:04,694
Yes, a spell that
makes tomatoes better again.
1638
01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:06,571
Good idea. Only problem is,
1639
01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:08,364
the Land of Spells is months away.
1640
01:21:08,489 --> 01:21:10,283
Can we cross the lands ourselves?
1641
01:21:10,408 --> 01:21:11,576
Completely impossible.
1642
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:13,828
Or.
1643
01:21:13,953 --> 01:21:16,497
- Completely possible.
- Oh.
1644
01:21:16,622 --> 01:21:18,183
It's the Land of Know Alls
at the top of the tree today.
1645
01:21:18,207 --> 01:21:19,333
If anyone were to know
1646
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:21,178
how to get to
the Land of Spells, it's them.
1647
01:21:21,586 --> 01:21:23,588
(ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1648
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:31,596
KNOW ALL 1: You wish
to cross the lands...
1649
01:21:31,721 --> 01:21:33,890
KNOW ALL 2: To locate a magical spell...
1650
01:21:34,015 --> 01:21:36,100
KNOW ALL 3: To save some tomatoes.
1651
01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:40,438
So that your father can make
his Italian pasta sauce.
1652
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:42,648
Which, in turn, will mean
your house and lands
1653
01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:45,610
can be saved from your evil grandma.
1654
01:21:45,735 --> 01:21:48,946
But crossing the lands is very difficult.
1655
01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:51,449
And for this reason,
you have come to us,
1656
01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:53,910
the Know Alls, for help. (CHUCKLES)
1657
01:21:54,035 --> 01:21:56,245
We know all of this
1658
01:21:56,370 --> 01:21:57,663
- because...
- Because
1659
01:21:57,788 --> 01:21:58,891
- we are...
- we are
1660
01:21:58,915 --> 01:22:00,750
- ? The Know Alls?
- ? The Know Alls?
1661
01:22:00,875 --> 01:22:05,254
- ? Know Alls?
- ? Know Alls?
1662
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:08,466
No. You know all that
because we just told you it.
1663
01:22:08,591 --> 01:22:10,426
All right, no need to get shirty.
1664
01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:11,844
- (SCOFFS)
- It's still
1665
01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:14,055
stuff we know.
1666
01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:15,348
Look, we're in a hurry.
1667
01:22:15,473 --> 01:22:16,849
- Ah!
- Ah!
1668
01:22:16,974 --> 01:22:18,517
You're in a hurry.
1669
01:22:18,643 --> 01:22:19,936
I can tell.
1670
01:22:20,061 --> 01:22:21,854
I feel the hand of time
1671
01:22:21,979 --> 01:22:23,940
weighs heavy on your shoulders.
1672
01:22:24,065 --> 01:22:25,983
A ticking clock, no less.
1673
01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:27,568
You're doing it again!
1674
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:28,921
Now you're raising your voice at us.
1675
01:22:28,945 --> 01:22:30,029
Shouting.
1676
01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:32,365
- Losing your temper.
- Are we correct?
1677
01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:34,659
- ALL: Yes!
- That's why
1678
01:22:34,784 --> 01:22:36,744
they call us the Know Alls.
1679
01:22:36,869 --> 01:22:39,455
- ? Know Alls?
- ? Know Alls?
1680
01:22:39,580 --> 01:22:41,415
# Know Alls #
1681
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:42,660
(HIGH-PITCHED)? Know Alls?
1682
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:45,252
Do you know a way
to cross the lands or not?
1683
01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:47,296
- (LAUGHS)
- (SCOFFS) Of course.
1684
01:22:47,421 --> 01:22:48,798
- What a question!
- We know!
1685
01:22:48,923 --> 01:22:49,983
- KNOW ALL 1: 'Course we know.
- Okay.
1686
01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:51,068
KNOW ALL 2: We know everything.
1687
01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:52,760
- Tell me, then.
- Er...
1688
01:22:52,885 --> 01:22:54,095
Oh, erm...
1689
01:22:54,929 --> 01:22:57,056
- We, er...
- Er, yes.
1690
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:00,017
There's a land-hopping machine
in the next room.
1691
01:23:00,142 --> 01:23:01,286
- (SIGHS) There.
- (ALL GRUMBLE)
1692
01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:02,353
Come on, everybody.
1693
01:23:02,478 --> 01:23:04,271
- (BEEPS)
- (RAPID THUMPING)
1694
01:23:04,397 --> 01:23:07,233
(WHIRRING)
1695
01:23:07,817 --> 01:23:10,152
JOE: Whoa! It's just like
the plane in Mind Blast.
1696
01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:11,838
MOONFACE: Mind Blast?
JOE: We are looking good.
1697
01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:12,863
(SAUCEPAN MAN MUTTERS)
1698
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:15,449
Buckle up, guys.
1699
01:23:15,574 --> 01:23:18,577
- (ADVENTUROUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- Whoa!
1700
01:23:18,703 --> 01:23:21,038
- MOONFACE: Oh, no!
- (JOE WHOOPS)
1701
01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:25,126
I can fly! (WHOOPS)
1702
01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,713
SAUCEPAN MAN: Oh, we're not
going in there, are we?
1703
01:23:28,838 --> 01:23:30,131
(RUMBLING)
1704
01:23:30,256 --> 01:23:32,258
(FIZZING, CRACKLING)
1705
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,783
BETH: Oh, look, there are the others.
1706
01:23:37,888 --> 01:23:39,140
Maybe they've had more luck.
1707
01:23:39,265 --> 01:23:40,349
SILKY: Hey, guys!
1708
01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,268
We found a plant growing spell!
1709
01:23:42,393 --> 01:23:44,145
- That's great.
- Yes, but the bad news is
1710
01:23:44,270 --> 01:23:45,813
he won't sell it to us.
1711
01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:46,938
JOE: (SIGHS) Why?
1712
01:23:47,023 --> 01:23:49,525
I don't know. The idiot
keeps on speaking in riddles.
1713
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:52,111
I don't believe in
material objects, that's all!
1714
01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:55,364
This spell, 'tis a personal
favourite of mine,
1715
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,158
so I want something priceless
1716
01:23:57,825 --> 01:23:59,452
which cannot be bought or sold.
1717
01:23:59,577 --> 01:24:01,662
- Oh, forget about it. Come on!
- SILKY: All right.
1718
01:24:01,787 --> 01:24:03,265
Moony, there's a good bloke over there.
1719
01:24:03,289 --> 01:24:05,833
- I hear he's got a good stall.
- MOONFACE: Yeah.
1720
01:24:07,001 --> 01:24:08,961
- Wait.
- BETH: What?
1721
01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,296
I've got an idea.
1722
01:24:14,467 --> 01:24:15,468
(EXPLOSION)
1723
01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:17,970
No, absolutely no.
1724
01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:19,221
You've got to be joking.
1725
01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:20,514
Fine.
1726
01:24:20,639 --> 01:24:21,932
I'll do it myself, then.
1727
01:24:22,058 --> 01:24:23,142
JOE: Fine.
1728
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:33,027
# We're a rootin' tootin' family #
1729
01:24:35,446 --> 01:24:38,699
# Together, we're a home #
1730
01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:43,329
# When you're with your family #
1731
01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:46,874
# You're never alone #
1732
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:51,962
CHILDREN: # Oh-oh We're together #
1733
01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:54,173
# Come rain or shine #
1734
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,718
# So clap your hands and sing along #
1735
01:24:57,843 --> 01:25:02,389
# We'll all join in
and sing the family song #
1736
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:06,519
# We're a rootin' tootin' family #
1737
01:25:06,644 --> 01:25:08,604
# Together, we're a home #
1738
01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:11,148
# And when you're with your family #
1739
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:13,317
# You're never alone #
1740
01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:17,238
# Oh-oh, we're together #
1741
01:25:17,363 --> 01:25:18,989
# Come rain or shine #
1742
01:25:22,368 --> 01:25:24,537
# So clap your hands and sing along #
1743
01:25:24,662 --> 01:25:28,582
# We'll all join in
and sing the family song #
1744
01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:30,334
(RHYTHMIC BEATING)
1745
01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:31,460
# Sing the family song #
1746
01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:33,462
# We're a rootin' tootin' family #
1747
01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:35,506
# Together, we're a home #
1748
01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:37,800
# And when you're with your family #
1749
01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:40,469
- ? You're never alone?
- ? You're never alone?
1750
01:25:40,594 --> 01:25:43,681
# Oh-oh, we're together #
1751
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:47,017
- ? Come rain or shine?
- ? Come rain or shine?
1752
01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:48,394
# Come rain or shine #
1753
01:25:48,519 --> 01:25:50,771
# So clap your hands and sing along #
1754
01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:54,817
# We'll all join in
and sing the family song #
1755
01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:57,570
# The family song #
1756
01:25:57,695 --> 01:25:59,321
# So clap your hands and sing along #
1757
01:25:59,446 --> 01:26:02,783
# We'll all join in
and sing the family song #
1758
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:06,162
# We'll sing the family song #
1759
01:26:07,454 --> 01:26:08,998
Yeah, that was, erm
1760
01:26:16,213 --> 01:26:17,213
beautiful.
1761
01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,549
Thank you.
1762
01:26:19,175 --> 01:26:20,176
Thank you.
1763
01:26:24,722 --> 01:26:26,432
(RUMBLING, CRASHING)
1764
01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:31,520
Moonface, which way
back to the Faraway Tree?
1765
01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,398
- Erm, right.
- JOE: Right!
1766
01:26:35,900 --> 01:26:37,401
MOONFACE: No, wait. JOE: What?
1767
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,320
- Bear left.
- JOE: Left?
1768
01:26:39,445 --> 01:26:41,655
MOONFACE: No, wait. Bear right.
1769
01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:43,115
JOE: That makes no sense!
1770
01:26:43,824 --> 01:26:46,160
No. Left. Definitely left.
1771
01:26:46,285 --> 01:26:49,246
- Are you sure?
- You can trust me, tiny human.
1772
01:26:57,254 --> 01:26:58,547
(BEEPS)
1773
01:26:58,672 --> 01:27:01,717
- (ALARM WAILING)
- MOONFACE: Whoa!
1774
01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:03,859
- What's happening?
- We're losing power.
1775
01:27:03,969 --> 01:27:05,387
We must be out of fuel.
1776
01:27:05,512 --> 01:27:06,680
It doesn't have fuel.
1777
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,307
- (SNORING)
- As an aviation expert,
1778
01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:11,185
- I think the plane is tired.
- Tired?
1779
01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:13,062
We mustn't let it get overtired
1780
01:27:13,187 --> 01:27:14,688
or it'll have a mid-air tantrum,
1781
01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:16,023
and it won't be good.
1782
01:27:16,148 --> 01:27:18,192
(LOUD SNORING)
1783
01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:20,486
JOE: Wait, what's that sound?
FRAN: It's snoring.
1784
01:27:20,611 --> 01:27:22,488
It says it's asleep.
1785
01:27:23,906 --> 01:27:25,449
MR WATZISNAME: It just needs a rest.
1786
01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:28,452
JOE: Wait, I see a land. I'll bring it down.
1787
01:27:34,166 --> 01:27:35,417
(TYRES SCREECH)
1788
01:27:37,544 --> 01:27:39,505
(PLANE SNORES AND HUMS)
1789
01:27:45,594 --> 01:27:48,555
SILKY: Ah, this land seems lovely.
1790
01:27:48,681 --> 01:27:49,848
MOONFACE: If you say so.
1791
01:27:49,974 --> 01:27:51,558
FRAN: This place is creepy.
1792
01:27:52,393 --> 01:27:54,395
There are no bad lands, are there?
1793
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:56,605
Oh, there's one. Dame Washalot
told me about it,
1794
01:27:56,730 --> 01:27:58,274
said it was like a prison.
1795
01:27:58,399 --> 01:28:01,068
What was it called? The Land of er...
1796
01:28:01,193 --> 01:28:02,319
Dame Snap?
1797
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:06,573
Welcome
1798
01:28:07,199 --> 01:28:09,535
all you new pupils to my school,
1799
01:28:09,660 --> 01:28:11,370
and so keen.
1800
01:28:12,121 --> 01:28:13,473
I didn't even have to lure you here.
1801
01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:14,697
You just walked right into it.
1802
01:28:14,748 --> 01:28:17,751
- Like so many little flies...
- (FLIES BUZZING)
1803
01:28:17,876 --> 01:28:19,586
Into a spider's
1804
01:28:19,712 --> 01:28:20,713
web.
1805
01:28:23,257 --> 01:28:24,425
Oh.
1806
01:28:24,550 --> 01:28:25,550
(CRUNCHES)
1807
01:28:25,634 --> 01:28:27,052
(ALL GROAN IN DISGUST)
1808
01:28:27,720 --> 01:28:28,863
- (SLURPS)
- MOONFACE: Poor fly.
1809
01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:30,657
- There was no need for that.
- DAME SNAP: Right.
1810
01:28:30,681 --> 01:28:34,018
I'm in the mood for some music.
1811
01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:35,728
Aren't you?
1812
01:28:36,437 --> 01:28:37,438
Off you go.
1813
01:28:37,563 --> 01:28:39,857
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1814
01:28:41,775 --> 01:28:43,110
(CHUCKLES)
1815
01:28:44,278 --> 01:28:47,156
BETH: Wait. No!
We don't have time for this!
1816
01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:49,992
(HUMMING)
1817
01:28:50,117 --> 01:28:52,619
DAME SNAP: # Ah #
1818
01:28:52,745 --> 01:28:57,166
# If you go down in the woods today #
1819
01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:01,211
# You're sure of a big #
1820
01:29:02,254 --> 01:29:04,340
# Surprise #
1821
01:29:04,465 --> 01:29:08,010
# If you go down in the woods today #
1822
01:29:08,135 --> 01:29:10,971
# You'd better go in disguise… #
1823
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:12,139
What's happening?
1824
01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:13,616
# For every bear that ever there was… #
1825
01:29:13,640 --> 01:29:14,767
I'm not quite sure.
1826
01:29:14,892 --> 01:29:16,977
# Will gather there for certain #
1827
01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:19,229
# Because today's the day #
1828
01:29:19,355 --> 01:29:22,024
# The teddy bears have their picnic #
1829
01:29:22,149 --> 01:29:23,484
(LAUGHING)
1830
01:29:25,736 --> 01:29:26,987
Did you just laugh at me?
1831
01:29:27,112 --> 01:29:28,364
- (LAUGHS)
- SILKY: Shh!
1832
01:29:28,489 --> 01:29:30,074
- No.
- Did you...
1833
01:29:31,450 --> 01:29:32,534
Do you want...
1834
01:29:33,327 --> 01:29:34,661
- Do you want a slap?
- Ooh.
1835
01:29:34,787 --> 01:29:36,914
- (SILKY GASPS)
- Ooh. Ooh.
1836
01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:39,424
DAME SNAP: That used to be
my name, you know.
1837
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:41,460
Dame Slap!
1838
01:29:43,337 --> 01:29:45,337
But not any more, because
the school inspector came
1839
01:29:45,422 --> 01:29:48,467
and said that I wasn't allowed
to hit my pupils any more.
1840
01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:49,802
(LAUGHS)
1841
01:29:49,927 --> 01:29:52,007
But he doesn't come to
this school any more, does he?
1842
01:29:52,471 --> 01:29:55,432
- And neither do the children.
- And neither do the children.
1843
01:29:55,557 --> 01:29:58,018
- Because it's a bad school.
- Because it's a bad...
1844
01:29:58,685 --> 01:30:01,188
No, it's not a bad school, is it? No.
1845
01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,190
It's the pupils that are bad!
1846
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:04,775
But you don't even know us.
1847
01:30:05,442 --> 01:30:08,612
All right, then, let's get
to know you, then, shall we?
1848
01:30:08,737 --> 01:30:09,863
You. (SNAPS FINGERS)
1849
01:30:09,988 --> 01:30:12,533
Beardy weirdo, what's your name?
1850
01:30:12,658 --> 01:30:14,743
Er, erm... I don't know.
1851
01:30:15,327 --> 01:30:17,079
- What?
- Sorry, er, Miss
1852
01:30:17,204 --> 01:30:18,997
er, I don't know my name.
1853
01:30:19,123 --> 01:30:20,332
Are you pulling my chain?
1854
01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:22,334
No, it's not gonna rain.
It's sunny outside.
1855
01:30:22,459 --> 01:30:24,294
I am going to snap.
1856
01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:25,629
- I mean it!
- Hmm. All right.
1857
01:30:25,754 --> 01:30:30,759
So one more time, what is your name?
1858
01:30:31,510 --> 01:30:34,096
It's on the tip of my tongue.
My... My name is.
1859
01:30:34,221 --> 01:30:35,722
S... Ch...
1860
01:30:37,641 --> 01:30:38,809
(SPLUTTERS) No, I don't know.
1861
01:30:38,934 --> 01:30:41,019
Three days' detention! Out!
1862
01:30:41,145 --> 01:30:42,563
MOONFACE: Detention?
1863
01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:45,333
- Where's he going?
- DAME SNAP: Right.
1864
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:47,192
Anyone else? Detention?
1865
01:30:47,317 --> 01:30:48,485
Mm-mm? No?
1866
01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:49,778
Yes.
1867
01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:51,905
Get out!
1868
01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:54,031
What are you doing?
1869
01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:55,596
BETH: We've got to get back,
remember?
1870
01:30:55,659 --> 01:30:56,660
We have a better chance
1871
01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,162
of escaping detention than here.
1872
01:30:58,287 --> 01:30:59,746
(SILKY GASPS SOFTLY)
1873
01:31:01,999 --> 01:31:03,375
- (GASPS)
- (SIGHS)
1874
01:31:05,169 --> 01:31:06,211
Who threw that?
1875
01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:08,922
I did!
1876
01:31:10,841 --> 01:31:11,842
Right.
1877
01:31:15,429 --> 01:31:18,474
Detention, right now!
1878
01:31:18,599 --> 01:31:19,683
Thank you.
1879
01:31:20,517 --> 01:31:22,478
Out! Out! Out!
1880
01:31:24,396 --> 01:31:26,190
- Miss?
- Yes?
1881
01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:29,109
I think you're one of the best teachers
1882
01:31:29,234 --> 01:31:30,694
in the universe.
1883
01:31:31,778 --> 01:31:33,238
I have a question.
1884
01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:35,491
Come a little bit closer.
1885
01:31:40,370 --> 01:31:42,873
(FARTING)
1886
01:31:42,998 --> 01:31:44,791
DAME SNAP: That's disgusting.
1887
01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,126
Get out!
1888
01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:48,879
(FARTING)
1889
01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:50,714
(FARTING INTENSIFIES)
1890
01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:52,257
Ah. (SIGHS CONTENTEDLY)
1891
01:31:52,382 --> 01:31:54,134
What is happening? Get out!
1892
01:31:54,259 --> 01:31:55,802
With pleasure. (FARTS)
1893
01:31:55,928 --> 01:31:57,387
- Oh, Moony.
- MOONFACE: Ooh.
1894
01:31:58,222 --> 01:31:59,598
Oh, Miss. (FARTS)
1895
01:31:59,723 --> 01:32:01,043
Is it just me, or does it smell.
1896
01:32:01,099 --> 01:32:02,243
(FARTS) like roses in here?
1897
01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,269
Get out of my classroom, pot head!
1898
01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:09,918
MR WATZISNAME: Is anyone hungry?
1899
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,360
Because I've been sitting
1900
01:32:11,485 --> 01:32:12,986
on this pile of rotten vegetables,
1901
01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:14,446
which might be quite nice.
1902
01:32:14,571 --> 01:32:16,156
- Yuck!
- Great plan, Beth.
1903
01:32:16,281 --> 01:32:17,616
Get put in prison.
1904
01:32:17,741 --> 01:32:19,552
Well, why don't you think
of another plan, then?
1905
01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:21,203
Well, I could.
1906
01:32:21,328 --> 01:32:23,497
I am the best in all the lands
at coming up with plans,
1907
01:32:23,622 --> 01:32:25,999
- but I don't want to.
- Why?
1908
01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:28,418
Because I'm done helping humans.
1909
01:32:29,628 --> 01:32:30,879
I told you we should never have
1910
01:32:31,004 --> 01:32:32,798
let humans back in our lives.
1911
01:32:32,923 --> 01:32:34,299
They come as children,
1912
01:32:34,424 --> 01:32:36,176
"Oh, let's play all day in the sunshine"
1913
01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,178
"and we'll remember you forever."
1914
01:32:38,303 --> 01:32:40,013
But then, they grow up
1915
01:32:40,138 --> 01:32:42,266
and they forget all about you.
1916
01:32:42,391 --> 01:32:44,184
Well, that's just the way it is, Moonface.
1917
01:32:45,018 --> 01:32:47,354
- It has to be that way.
- It's true, Moony.
1918
01:32:48,146 --> 01:32:49,481
Only children believe in magic.
1919
01:32:49,606 --> 01:32:51,817
- Mm.
- Grown-ups always forget.
1920
01:32:52,401 --> 01:32:53,569
FRAN: Our dad didn't.
1921
01:32:54,570 --> 01:32:55,946
He used to live around here.
1922
01:32:56,738 --> 01:32:58,991
And he said the woods were full of fairies
1923
01:32:59,116 --> 01:33:01,451
and pixies and joy and wonder.
1924
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:02,744
And he was right.
1925
01:33:03,370 --> 01:33:07,082
- What's his name?
- Tim. Tim Thompson.
1926
01:33:07,207 --> 01:33:08,375
(GASPS)
1927
01:33:11,044 --> 01:33:12,254
Timmy?
1928
01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:13,839
- You knew him?
- Oh, yes.
1929
01:33:14,715 --> 01:33:15,966
Yes, we loved him.
1930
01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:17,593
Especially Moonface, but.
1931
01:33:17,718 --> 01:33:18,718
(GASPS) one day
1932
01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,053
he just stopped coming.
1933
01:33:20,178 --> 01:33:22,681
We... We thought he'd forgotten us.
1934
01:33:22,806 --> 01:33:25,851
- Hmm.
- (BREATH TREMBLING) But
1935
01:33:25,976 --> 01:33:27,769
he... he didn't.
1936
01:33:29,187 --> 01:33:30,606
He came back.
1937
01:33:33,817 --> 01:33:35,319
He came back after all.
1938
01:33:37,154 --> 01:33:39,364
(INHALES SHARPLY) Right.
1939
01:33:40,991 --> 01:33:43,160
Plan. What's the hardest
rotten thing on that pile?
1940
01:33:44,077 --> 01:33:45,120
This potato.
1941
01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:46,246
Good.
1942
01:33:46,955 --> 01:33:48,790
Joe, growing spell, please.
1943
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,394
- Hey, not all of it.
- Don't worry.
1944
01:33:51,418 --> 01:33:52,978
There's plenty left. It's strong stuff.
1945
01:33:53,045 --> 01:33:54,338
Leave this to me, Moony.
1946
01:33:54,463 --> 01:33:56,089
Saucepans are the perfect protection
1947
01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:57,841
in a situation like this.
1948
01:33:58,592 --> 01:34:01,303
(GRUNTS) Right. Okey-doke.
1949
01:34:02,763 --> 01:34:04,306
(CHUCKLES)
1950
01:34:08,060 --> 01:34:10,687
- Fire in the hole!
- Everyone get behind Saucy.
1951
01:34:15,901 --> 01:34:17,194
You really are good at plans.
1952
01:34:17,319 --> 01:34:19,696
Of course. Do you think I just
make these things up?
1953
01:34:20,238 --> 01:34:22,157
(THUDDING)
1954
01:34:22,282 --> 01:34:23,426
Who wants to get out of prison?
1955
01:34:23,450 --> 01:34:24,701
- JOE: I do.
- Yeah, let's go.
1956
01:34:24,826 --> 01:34:26,066
- JOE: Nice!
- (MOONFACE LAUGHS)
1957
01:34:27,537 --> 01:34:29,873
BETH: Faster, faster! Hurry, Fran.
1958
01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:33,877
MOONFACE: Get to the land hopper!
1959
01:34:34,002 --> 01:34:36,421
- (DISTANT SHOUTING)
- (GASPS)
1960
01:34:36,838 --> 01:34:37,838
DAME SNAP: It can't be.
1961
01:34:37,923 --> 01:34:39,734
MR WATZISNAME: Wakey-wakey,
rise and shine time!
1962
01:34:39,758 --> 01:34:41,927
- Wake up, plane!
- Wake up!
1963
01:34:42,052 --> 01:34:44,262
(YELLS)
1964
01:34:44,846 --> 01:34:47,224
(SCREAMING)
1965
01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:48,642
(ALL EXCLAIM)
1966
01:34:49,393 --> 01:34:50,894
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1967
01:34:52,437 --> 01:34:54,606
It's awake! She's woken it up!
1968
01:34:54,731 --> 01:34:56,051
BETH: It's working! It's working!
1969
01:34:57,234 --> 01:34:58,819
JOE: Come on, let's got. FRAN: Hurry!
1970
01:34:58,944 --> 01:35:00,278
(YELLS)
1971
01:35:00,404 --> 01:35:01,697
No, no, no!
1972
01:35:02,197 --> 01:35:03,573
BETH: Go, go, go!
1973
01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:09,413
- She's coming out of the gate!
- She's coming!
1974
01:35:09,538 --> 01:35:11,331
MR WATZISNAME:
She doesn't look very happy.
1975
01:35:11,456 --> 01:35:13,500
- FRAN: Come on, Joe!
- (ENGINE REVVING)
1976
01:35:16,628 --> 01:35:18,463
(SCREAMS)
1977
01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:21,425
- (REVS)
- Whoa!
1978
01:35:21,550 --> 01:35:23,176
(TYRES SCREECHING)
1979
01:35:23,301 --> 01:35:24,469
(ALL SCREAMING)
1980
01:35:29,641 --> 01:35:31,184
(PANTS)
1981
01:35:40,026 --> 01:35:41,027
(CHUCKLES SMUGLY)
1982
01:35:42,654 --> 01:35:44,156
(GASPS)
1983
01:35:44,281 --> 01:35:45,907
(WHOOPS) Yeah!
1984
01:35:46,616 --> 01:35:48,493
I knew she wouldn't give up on us!
1985
01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:52,831
SAUCEPAN MAN: Well, well.
(LAUGHS) Bye-bye, Snappy.
1986
01:35:53,665 --> 01:35:54,666
(GROANS)
1987
01:36:00,922 --> 01:36:02,924
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1988
01:36:07,804 --> 01:36:10,307
- (SIGHS)
- (PEOPLE CLAMOURING)
1989
01:36:10,432 --> 01:36:12,601
Oh, dear, what's that?
1990
01:36:12,726 --> 01:36:14,895
(CLAMOURING)
1991
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:17,230
No! No, sorry!
1992
01:36:18,190 --> 01:36:20,066
Sorry, sorry.
1993
01:36:20,192 --> 01:36:21,818
The grand launch is cancelled.
1994
01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:24,279
There's no tomato sauce
here today. I'm sorry.
1995
01:36:27,449 --> 01:36:30,452
It's... It's all a mess.
It's all bad. It's all wrong.
1996
01:36:30,577 --> 01:36:32,579
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
1997
01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:35,332
TIM: My children were supposed to
1998
01:36:35,457 --> 01:36:37,542
were supposed to send a message.
1999
01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:43,465
Beth!
2000
01:36:44,341 --> 01:36:45,634
- (CLAMOURING)
- POLLY: Stop!
2001
01:36:45,759 --> 01:36:47,552
- TIM: Honestly...
- (CRACKLING)
2002
01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:49,137
(MUFFLED EXPLOSION)
2003
01:36:50,096 --> 01:36:51,240
- (CLAMOURING CONTINUES)
- POLLY: Please, please!
2004
01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:52,265
TIM: I'm sorry! Please!
2005
01:36:52,390 --> 01:36:54,476
They failed! My plants, they failed!
2006
01:36:54,601 --> 01:36:56,019
It's all failed. I'm sorry!
2007
01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:57,144
Be...
2008
01:36:57,229 --> 01:36:58,772
What are you talking about, failed?
2009
01:36:58,897 --> 01:37:00,232
They's beautiful!
2010
01:37:00,357 --> 01:37:01,942
Aye, they's beautos, mate.
2011
01:37:02,567 --> 01:37:04,861
- What on Earth?
- (GASPS)
2012
01:37:07,531 --> 01:37:10,575
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
2013
01:37:15,789 --> 01:37:17,666
(CHUCKLES)
2014
01:37:22,546 --> 01:37:23,547
(CHUCKLES)
2015
01:37:31,888 --> 01:37:34,015
(SOFTLY) I have no idea what you did.
2016
01:37:34,140 --> 01:37:35,267
(BOTH LAUGH)
2017
01:37:35,392 --> 01:37:36,518
Thank you.
2018
01:37:38,603 --> 01:37:40,021
We didn't really do anything.
2019
01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:43,441
Come here.
2020
01:37:49,114 --> 01:37:51,324
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
2021
01:38:12,470 --> 01:38:13,680
(CLINKS)
2022
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,515
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
2023
01:38:17,851 --> 01:38:19,394
(MAN SPEAKS ITALIAN)
2024
01:38:19,519 --> 01:38:21,021
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
2025
01:38:21,146 --> 01:38:24,649
(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
IN ITALIAN)
2026
01:38:31,489 --> 01:38:32,490
(GRUNTS)
2027
01:38:34,034 --> 01:38:38,246
(SPEAKING ITALIAN EXCITEDLY)
2028
01:38:38,997 --> 01:38:40,957
Amore mio. (LAUGHS)
2029
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:43,084
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
2030
01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:46,922
Do you think they'll stay?
2031
01:38:47,714 --> 01:38:48,798
I'm sure they will.
2032
01:38:49,341 --> 01:38:50,592
Or my name's not...
2033
01:38:52,761 --> 01:38:54,220
Hey, guys!
2034
01:38:55,805 --> 01:38:57,015
I've remembered my name!
2035
01:38:57,933 --> 01:38:59,351
What is it, then?
2036
01:38:59,476 --> 01:39:01,227
It's... S...
2037
01:39:03,104 --> 01:39:04,189
It's...
2038
01:39:05,398 --> 01:39:06,900
- No, it's gone again.
- (SILKY SIGHS)
2039
01:39:09,736 --> 01:39:10,779
(RUSTLING)
2040
01:39:12,697 --> 01:39:13,698
Wait.
2041
01:39:14,532 --> 01:39:15,784
Where's Moonface?
2042
01:39:16,701 --> 01:39:17,827
Oh.
2043
01:39:17,953 --> 01:39:19,955
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
2044
01:39:20,705 --> 01:39:22,374
- Hey, Beth.
- GIRL: Hi, Beth.
2045
01:39:24,042 --> 01:39:26,169
Phones in the scratchel, please.
2046
01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:28,004
Scratchel. Screen satchel.
2047
01:39:28,129 --> 01:39:29,631
Scratchel...
2048
01:39:30,256 --> 01:39:31,256
Erm
2049
01:39:31,341 --> 01:39:32,550
I love it. It's so rural.
2050
01:39:34,386 --> 01:39:37,305
Whoa. Everything looks
so cool here, Beth.
2051
01:39:39,391 --> 01:39:40,871
Wait till you see what's in the wood.
2052
01:39:40,934 --> 01:39:42,227
Come on. I'll show you round.
2053
01:39:48,191 --> 01:39:50,193
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
2054
01:40:06,126 --> 01:40:07,293
Welcome home, Timmy.
2055
01:40:23,435 --> 01:40:24,561
Moonface...
2056
01:40:28,940 --> 01:40:29,941
(SOBS)
2057
01:40:42,328 --> 01:40:43,997
(CHUCKLES)
2058
01:40:52,380 --> 01:40:54,382
(GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES)
2059
01:41:56,778 --> 01:41:59,030
TIM: # We're a rootin' tootin' family #
2060
01:41:59,155 --> 01:42:01,282
# Together, we're a home #
2061
01:42:01,407 --> 01:42:03,451
# When you're with your family #
2062
01:42:03,576 --> 01:42:05,745
# You're never alone #
2063
01:42:05,870 --> 01:42:09,249
# Oh-oh, we're together #
2064
01:42:09,374 --> 01:42:10,708
# Come rain or shine #
2065
01:42:10,834 --> 01:42:12,919
# Come rain or shine That's right #
2066
01:42:14,254 --> 01:42:16,297
# So clap your hands and sing along #
2067
01:42:16,422 --> 01:42:19,717
# We'll all join in
and sing the family song #
2068
01:42:19,843 --> 01:42:22,178
Sing along now! Sing along, y'all!
2069
01:42:22,303 --> 01:42:24,013
But he has not won yet.
2070
01:42:24,139 --> 01:42:25,515
I will get them back to the city
2071
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:27,433
if it is the last thing I do.
2072
01:42:28,601 --> 01:42:31,104
- Bye-bye, my lovers.
- Laters, potaters.
2073
01:42:31,229 --> 01:42:32,373
- About high time, innit?
- Don't speak to them.
2074
01:42:32,397 --> 01:42:33,439
Don't speak to them!
2075
01:42:34,649 --> 01:42:35,709
(IN POSH ACCENT) So much fun
2076
01:42:35,733 --> 01:42:37,026
messing with city folk, darling.
2077
01:42:37,152 --> 01:42:39,696
(IN POSH ACCENT)
Ah, big time, so much fun.
2078
01:42:39,821 --> 01:42:41,364
(LAUGHS) Fancy a dance?
2079
01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:42,866
Don't mind if I do.
2080
01:42:42,991 --> 01:42:45,785
TIM: # We'll all join in
and sing the family song #
2081
01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:47,096
MAN:Hey, I like this family song.
2082
01:42:47,120 --> 01:42:48,413
What happened then?
2083
01:42:49,330 --> 01:42:51,249
TIM: # Sky is blue Sun is hot #
2084
01:42:51,374 --> 01:42:53,835
# Put them tomatoes in the pot #
2085
01:42:53,960 --> 01:42:56,171
# Oh-oh, it's Family Song #
2086
01:42:56,296 --> 01:42:58,047
MAN: Yee-ha! All right!
2087
01:42:58,173 --> 01:43:00,258
TIM: # Beth is tired Fran's inspired #
2088
01:43:00,383 --> 01:43:02,177
# Mum could swear that Joe is wild #
2089
01:43:02,302 --> 01:43:05,138
MAN:He's wild!
Oh, yeah, he's wild all right!
2090
01:43:05,263 --> 01:43:06,264
Hey-hey, hey-hey!
2091
01:43:06,931 --> 01:43:08,033
TIM: # Muddy boots?
MAN:? Muddy boots #
2092
01:43:08,057 --> 01:43:09,160
TIM: # Pat a moose?
MAN:? Pat a moose? #
2093
01:43:09,184 --> 01:43:11,060
TIM: # Shake your arms
and make 'em loose #
2094
01:43:11,186 --> 01:43:13,813
# Oh-oh, the family song #
2095
01:43:13,938 --> 01:43:15,708
MAN:You better make 'em
loose. I'm getting loose.
2096
01:43:15,732 --> 01:43:17,358
TIM: # We're a rootin' tootin' family #
2097
01:43:17,483 --> 01:43:19,485
# Mum, Dad, Fran, Joe and Beth #
2098
01:43:20,069 --> 01:43:24,324
# When you think about it
We really are the best #
2099
01:43:24,449 --> 01:43:27,827
# Oh-oh, we're together #
2100
01:43:27,952 --> 01:43:28,953
# Come rain or shine #
2101
01:43:29,078 --> 01:43:31,706
MAN:Bring it on home now,
Thompsons! Bring it on home!
2102
01:43:31,831 --> 01:43:32,831
Whoo!
2103
01:43:32,916 --> 01:43:34,918
TIM: # So clap your hands
and sing along #
2104
01:43:35,043 --> 01:43:40,924
# 'Cause we just sang
our whole darn family song #
2105
01:43:41,049 --> 01:43:44,093
MAN: Yee-ha! Whoo-hoo!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
2106
01:43:44,219 --> 01:43:45,303
Where am I?
2107
01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:48,556
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
2108
01:48:37,178 --> 01:48:39,555
(UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
2109
01:50:05,683 --> 01:50:07,268
Would you like some wine?